I WAS ONCE THE MOST MYSTICAL MAN IN ALL RUSSIA

I WAS ONCE THE MOST MYSTICAL MAN IN ALL RUSSIA

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OOOH
AAAH
OOOH

Then why are you singing in English?

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How no one ever got offended by this? Rasputin was a good man.

RASPUTIN WAS A GOOD BOY, HE JUST WANTED TO SAVE THE TSAREVICH! HE DIDNT DO NUFFIN!!

Inserting fantasy elements into real history almost never ends well especially when it's used to turn a complicated series of events and decisions into a strict good vs evil story.

at least we got one good song out of it.

kek

Two. I love "Once Upon a December."

RA-RA-RASPUTIN

Because entirety of early 20th century was shaky and shady as fuck period for Russia. Simply put, not a lot of Russian people actually know whether or not Rasputin was a charlatan who was raping emperor's daughters, a doctor of sorts, an adviser or who knows what else he could've been.

>mfw "SOON SHE WILL FEEL, THAT HER NIGHTMARES ARE REAL"

Did he belive he was healing the boy? If so he was well intentioned but misguided if not then he was deliberately manipulating the Queen for wealth and influence.

oh yeah, that too.

Dunno, don't care. I am Russian and all people I know like Anastasia all right, they just get surprised when I tell them it's not a Disney movie. My friends actually used Once Upon a December without vocals as a song for graduation day waltz.

>if not then he was deliberately manipulating the Queen for wealth and influence.

Why do you think the nobles killed the shit out of him? That's what they thought was happening.

post more good songs from shit movies

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I don't know, I wouldn't mind being portrayed as an undead wizard with cool magic powers.

To be fair even today I know people who legit think they can heal things with fucking rocks. Like amber, opal, etc and they really do believe it can heal them.
I know, because I accidentally ended up at some mystic store with two coworkers and got kicked out for laughing despite being as polite and 'interested' as I could manage.

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Talented voices singing great songs wasted on a shit film!

He was just a cyborg who wanted some asian pussy

If I was Rasputin, I'd enjoy the fact that so much of popular culture has turned me from a man with with a slight level of infamy who met a grisly end to a high powered warlock with bug friends and a clockwork cyborg minion.
Kroenen was in Anastasia, right?

No, of course not. Why would you confuse Anastasia with Hellboy?

Although come to think of it, have the Romanovs ever showed up in Hellboy?

All that, and he allegedly had a fucking elephant dick.

RUSSIA'S GREATEST LOVE MACHINE

COME MY MINIONS

RISE FOR YOUR MASTER

*tips fedora*
Well done, fellow gentleman scholar! Upboated and subscribed to your blog!

Someone post his dick

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He told the anemic boy to stop taking blood thinners. Wa-lah!

Read the wiki. The Czar's son was anemic and had been taking blood thinning medication. Ras told them to stop and it worked because science.

I forgot about the hot blind boy.

>2016
>believing in wicca and paganism

Wow. I didn't think you pathetic fat fucks were still around. Fucking kek.

>"i am too above your simple minded ways to respect your beliefs"

tips

Wouldn't baba yaga fuck his shit up?

I won't call this movie shit, but it is slowly being forgotten into obscurity.

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What about that dude who's heart was in a rat a frog in a cat in a duck in a hole in a log on the the bottom of the sea on an island

THERE WAS A CAT THAT REALLY WAS GONE

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The sequel had some fairly good music as well, it was pretty younger audience orientated compared to Anastasia, but that's not a sin as such.

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you mean Koschei?

>he was deliberately manipulating the Queen for wealth and influence
Nah, he was already shagging her for that.

LET
YOUR
EVIL
SHIIIIIIINE

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Wait, wrong pic.

That's fucking hung

Daily reminder that the Boney M guy died in a St. Petersburg Hotel, while dressed as Rasputin for an upcoming show on the same date Rasputin was killed.

Guys don't lie. We all know he's still alive.