The Biggest Fuck Up Country Award Goes to Spain!

If there's any nation I hate more than Italy (meme country), it's Spain.

>GUYS, ROACHES TOOK CONSTANTINOPLE! HOW WE TRADE?
>I HAZ IDEA, WI SAIL WEST, GO TO INNDDDIAAA. WHAT CAN GO RONG?

arrives in Hispaniola
>finds Arawak tribe
>they want to trade
>Spanish immediately start trying to subvert them
>Arawak get captured for slavery but die to europoor diseases.
>expedition crew comes back, Columbus has to lie to the cunt of Spain for resources
>it works
dumbasses thought they found india

fast forward

>power hungry nigger (Cortes) wants to controll the Aztecs
MUH SEVEN CITIES
>Aztecs confuse them for gods, and greets them with open arms
>bad decision
>Cortes destroys one of the most interesting civilizations in history, and replaces it with shit Spanish "culture".
fast forward
>Spanish find the Inca Empire
>thinks its cool
>goes on to destroy it
>another cool civ gone
dumbasses think the seven cities existed
>they found silver however
>they inflate their economy with silver
>destroy their currency for centuries

dumbasses didn't know economics.

>they go on with their "empire"
>created the shitiest set of nations known today (except argies and wana be texas)
>they spend all that nice silver monies on an armada to punish England
>England kicks their ass, Phillip II was beaten by a woman. (Sad!)
fast forward
>baby nation destroys them easily
and from there they became an irrelevant meme nation, even though they had a pristine chance to be great. They ruined it.

>moops cucks

Pretty much.

>Spaniards
>Spreading their genes to south america and the carribean islands
>most latin nations still speak spanish today
>latinos are gonna outnumber whites in 50 years in USA
>somehow they are losers
Only a mad anglo would even claim they are losers you know your kids are gonna mix in with the mexicans and become mexican and your white line is doomed once that happens.

>Italy (meme country)

>fast forward
>baby nation destroys them easily
and from there they became an irrelevant meme nation
Spain was an irrelevant meme nation long before the Spanish American war
they'd essentially been France's bitch for more than a century at that point

Is there anything inside that head of yours besides memes and Sup Forums-culture?

get out of here spic


You have to go back

So Mexicans are basically maggots feeding off the corpse of Anglo America. Sounds about right.

>Aztec
>One of the most interesting civilizations in history
You fuckin' wot m8

I wish Brazil was colonized by a good country back then

my mistake the war was even later than I thought
they'd been France's bitch for more than 2 centuries at that point and were heading into the sphere of Italy

Is that trudeau?

I don't see how all your nations being poverty and corruption stricken shitholes with high crime and death rates is a "win" by any means...

While at the same time snuffing out some legit interesting civilizations for the sake of greed.

>greed
you misspelled god
they were savage heathens in need of civilizing

I blame the hot weather for all the poverty in south america

>Cortes destroys one of the most interesting civilizations in history
Cortes gathered 5000 men from neighbor tribes to battle the aztecs, why?, here's a hint: the human sacriifices they made were always POW's, men,women and kids.

lel, oldest meme best meme.

>Maggots eat rotten and putrefying things.
Sounds about right.

Leave dad alone :(

fuck off shill

thanks for correcting the record