Venezuela is kill

(notice how there are no venezuelanon posters anymore??) pay respects itt.

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will venezuela turn into real life mad max?

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Ohhhh feels like my home South Africa

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I need venezuelan qt's

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I don't know why either, I have a chill friend from there.

No, they'll just return to their natural habitat, the jungle. There, they'll forget about civilization and Brazil will never be made fun of again for being a jungle.

How do you fail so hard with so much oil? They could have been indio sudaca sheiks. Regardless,

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not isolated enough. they won't even be able to do cuba 2.0

maybe they will become a chinese colony.

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>tfw their qts will turn skeltals

They probably have US flags.

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Hey buddy it's me, Víctor :v)

we should lock all venezuela borders and watch the development of anarchist society

F for respeck

>post yfw you collected a Venezuelan flag before it was too late

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We should begin some social experiments on Venezuela, anyone got ideas?

RIP True Socialism

The perfect final experiment

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Yes.

How can you stay safe there?
Are you in a gated community or something? Is it becoming feudalism? That would be great.

post pic of refrigerator

send photos of crooks to policemen
see how long it takes for them to get killed

N-NANI?!

helo maduro!

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How are things there? Do you see any chance for...hell, whatever kind of improvement?

chamito coge una bicha para tener un solo rostro con los malandros pakistanes
CUATROCHAN EN PINTA!!!

>tengo contactos con el CIPC. podria ayudarte

NOT TRUE SOCIALISM

I think you're officially qualified as a rare flag now

Whats it like there? How are you able to got on pol?

LAST CHANCE!

I have about $2000 in cash of savings so I'm depending on that for now.

Can't afford camera for fridge porn, sister stole it and left it in Colombia.

Not with the current government, no. And right now they're trying to stay AT LEAST until 2021, so if they succeed (and they will) this hell lasts for almost another half a decade.

Sup Forums gold.

Have you ever seen their borders?
It's just a huge jungle, we have absolutely no control over the border. I don't really give a fuck if the north/northeast gets even more fucked up, so that's how it should be.

You know the rules.

Post fridge.

Also are you the "girl" who tried to get PayPal donations

How much is a house there now? I'm thinking about buying it now to sell some day

NIGGA GET OUTTA DERE BEFORE I HAVE TO ADD YOUR FLAG TO MY RARE FLAG COLLECTION

Very smart of you because it is not like they are going to come to the civilized states later anyway.

is it true that if you wear a gold chain you will get killed before you leave the airport?

when will you be rounded up and taken to the fields?

Is it true Maduro banned Anime?

>implying he's going to waste money on a camera to show you a picture of his fridge

Better hire an assistant to sign the lease.

You might come up missing if you go alone

Nigga wearing a watch will get you killed

Is Canada the next Venezuela?

Come home, fellow Grancolombian

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a house costs a car full of bolivars

If i send you $20 in USD will you send me back as many mail order brides as you can?

It's not me who wants it.

It's just the rules man.

It will just make people complain about how much of a shithole those states are, which in turn should further my agenda.

>youll never cruelly bullied by cute venezuelan street teens for wearing a role and a suit and get called a snob bitch while they finger your ass
while live

Is OnlyAfro here?

Is there any new news reports on the situation in Venezuela?

Has it gotten worse?

Please tell me that there is at least some cannibalism.

Saludos de un Caraqueño /comfy/ en Canada pana :^)
Que tal estan los mangos? Y que tal estuvo tu arepa de mango.
Si no eres Caracas master race metete un palo por el culo.
Si eres de Valencia entonces lo que to por ti

does the UPPER class still exist??
do they live in constant fear?

Separatism? That ain't happening.
You can't be that foolish, you will just end up with a shitload of beach niggers

your currency is no better and your inflation is around 40% as we speak, chill out

eres oficialmente una bandera rara shabo

Even with no separatism, we can push for a more nationalist view.
Seriously, just stop sending money to those guys and i'll be happy.

Yeah. R.I.P.

>implyng im not an upper class guy who nevers pays taxes or buys stuff
>implying i dont get paid in dollars for comfy Online job
>Implying i dont love seeing meager argies suffer and twist in pain
QUE LINDO SER OLIGARCA EN TIERRA DE MONITOS ARGENTINOS POBRES
VIVA CARLOS CASTAÑO

>Also are you the "girl" who tried to get PayPal donations
No. I have a penis, dude.

Apartments are like $50k in the poor parts of the capital. Penthouses go from $200k to $500k and they're all in the East part of Caracas, so if you have a car it's actually a decent place to live. Actual houses cost like $1M, somehow. Least you can get one for is $700k.
That only applies to Caracas, though. But if you're buying property and want to have earnings in like three to five years, that's where you'll want to buy anyways. Always try to haggle the price, by the way.

Yes. Also applies to anything expensive-looking you might be carrying in your luggage, or something like wearing a nice suit.

>Si no eres Caracas master race metete un palo por el culo.
No soy un marico triste :^)

Mátate, cucaracho.

Jesus Christ thank god, I thought OP might've been right for a second

are you from sukeban games?

good luck, guy

B-but if he leaves the flag will still be rarer.
Yeah those states are baby rape tier everyone knows that, they already also took Rio and are taking São Paulo and Porto Alegre.

you still pay goods and services denominated in ARS. Basically, you're getting cucked by your own people on the daily

Venezuela a shit but the posters from there were pretty cool guys.

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Cuando vas a venir a Canada a bachaquear? Aquí todos son maricos y es gracioso. Es como estar en un reality comedy show 24/7

No. Also that was a shitty game. If I knew those dudes I would've written a better script for them. With less memes.

I'm going there soon, we will make Canada a Shithole Again!

I feel kinda aroused thinking about upper class girls in current venezuela
do they get hate-raped often?
are they despised?
>goods
i do NOT. im not a consumerist
>services
NOT true. I charge my phone at public places like gas stations or cinemaes which readily offer connection.
Me cuelgo del wi-fi para no pagarlo
>denominated in
:') SO?? i don't use them

last i heard they were eating zoo animals and the police were committing 1 out of every 5 violent crimes. warlord-like enclaves had been set up in some ghettos/neighborhoods where the ppl have to pay tribute/taxes to criminal outfits. capital caracas is the most deadly city in the world...

most telecom companies couldn't make payments so international lines were closed. tensions w/ neighboring countries because it's venezuela's turn to head trade compact and other parties don't want to let maduro run it.

shit's bad, man.

cual es tu PRAN favorito?
soy fanatico de carcel o infierno yo

I don't really care about Venezuela.

Venezuela es un reality show más hardcore, Canada es una mierda tipo MTV gringo mientras Venezuela es una comedia dirigida por Kubrick basada en un libro ficticio de Kafka sobre la política latinoamericana y la corrupción latente en cada hispanohablante :^)

Most of them already left the country. The good tier ones, anyways.

So is Chavez to blame for your country or Maduro?

why did u copy colombia flag

Literally a logical fallacy. Look up no true Scotsman. It's word for word the same thing.

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Chávez, undoubtedly. Last chance we really had to fix this fuckup was around 2008-9, and we didn't.
Maduro is handling the situation horribly, though.

no dey copy us nigga

You are on the tracks to it, yes.

You will soon.

well, at least no more burguise!!
good going maduro

What is exactly Maduro's end game, what does he want to achieve??

War?

clombia bros pls confirm u copy venzula thx

Why the fuck you havent bought a plane ticked and went to Canada or the US yet?

Fuck you cunt make Colombia Great again

Why ?

You need to take the economics 101 course asap my man. If you buy food or any other basic necessity you're being affected. If you're actually making money online, I'd suggest you moving to Urugyuay or chile so your Dollars or whatever currency you're getting paid in lasts longer

> im not a consumerist
Shut up, man. You don't even know what you're saying

We didn't copied those faggots.

Complete domination. At least until his period ends. He doesn't care about the country so much as he cares about himself and his buddies.
No money as to actually live there for more than one month. No security of actually getting a job, since I have no connections there.

i doubt it. probably just a really sharp decline in standard of living... commie starvation police state tier.
the ppl kept voting for this.

Aún estoy esperando que un Vigilante salga en las calles a matar a todos los malandros que ve. Cuando va a venir ese héroe ? :v( por que no vienes para Canada a vivir el sueño y ser discriminado por ser de otra parte?
>Canadians are nice and aren't racist
Buen meme amigo :v

Can we star a go fund me for this user to start a militia and make Venezuela great again?