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fuck off

it's political correctness gone mad

lick my buttocks

might learn welsh

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phil

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just saw someone come out of the dole centre, lob a can of 18% beer through an English tearoom's window and hurl abuse at an old woman in an Eastern European language
pretty sure his eyes were blue though so it's all good.

Things that aren't happening: Scottish Independence

mascarpone cheesecake lads

Cheap fibre deal is ending soon, have to go back to 6mbps and 720p streaming with buffering

I will visit Australia one day

Remember in the 90s/early 2000s when everyone was getting divorced? Reckon the jews were behind that

i'm fairly attractive head-on but i have a horrendous profile

I LIKE LISTENING TO PUNK/ROCK MUSIC THAT MAKES ME EXCITED

so todai weer in fucken brisbane and we're gonna be heading to the fucken pharmacy to get some vye-tah-mins
also gonna pick up a fucken snore guard for me mum, y'know fucken 40 degree summers makes her snore really fucken loudly
fucken cunt love my mum

average downie has a better work ethic than niggers

enjoying literature

going senile

beast mode activated

yo wtf how is the water burning

Some hae meat and canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it,
But we hae meat and we can eat,
Sae let the Lord be Thanket!

Those lads look like they could Heem some lefty runt in seconds desu

dude poles are so fucking based

accidentally subscribed to Amazon Prime lads

fucken oil or some other chem shit on the fucken water
probably from all that fucken frackin' they started doing
fucking tony abbott cunt ruinin' me water ways

what's worse
pedophiles or furries?

>greeks are wh-

thought the propellers were his ears and he just had a massive helmet on

>Those lads look like they could Heem some lefty runt in seconds desu

furries

Is that why Downies are crossing continents to work as Cleaners in Nightclub toilets?

cant wait to get pissed tomorrow lads

they are white just tanned

dark and grey outside, gonna rain

paedos obviously
furries just stick to themselves and do their gayshit with other consenting gay cunt furries

what's the difference between cockneys and irish gypsies

pedophurries

I know a furry and he's an alright chap

no spray no lay

diaperfurries are both haha

woah... so THIS ... is the power of the alt-right....

fur covered hands typed this post

redditor hands typed this post

watching a documentary on the mexican cartels
not good hombres

hmm

the welsh

i know a dog and he's an alright chap
also he's my dog.

ah my favourite russian's coming up in the world

Here you go again you and your docos

I know a Redditor and he's an alright chap

bad hombres?

no dolce & gabana no suck on your banana

man get subscribers because he post the cat video

Sue/cat poster is an absolute cunt who never replies

>Burns night
>Google doodle is Vorginia Woolf

Powerful commentary on the ubiquity of patriachal opression and the brave and just people (large tech corps) fighting it

furry paws typed this post

VERY true

in /trash/ ... things ... happen

no calvin klein no sexy time

i am the drum and bass father
don't wear gucci don't wear prada
when i have sex i like to push it in harder
strangle the bitch with an iphone charger

really hope he's neutering them otherwise he's just creating hundreds more strays

indeed

more like vagina woof because she was a fucking dog haha

thats not him, he DOES want to fuck cats, but he's also away toiling right now

both are conforming to a given standard.
autists are probably the most nonconforming desu, just because they're mentally incapable of knowing that people aren't fond of their clown shirts.

not even its final form

from what I can tell, yes he does do that with a few of them

there's multiple cat posters

suits are normiecore

What happens when white people apply to be nightclub toilet attendants?

tell myself i'll try to desensitise myself to how cringeworthy furries can be so that i can join them in the land of canis lupus ignoramus but you can't really teach yourself to be stupid.

no he's in the thread right now
he's a furry, a cat fucker and never replies when I ask him the source of his videos/JAV

business idea: obtain (You)s

fucking hate this bastard cocksucker, keeps feeding on leeches, i appreciate cats and know their uses, but this cuck keeps feeding them and their kittens and they keep creating more, which creates a bigger problem, theres this insane cat lady in my neighborhood that keeps feeding all the cats, now our neighborhood is infested with them, they meow all day in my garden.

If you don't wear a suit to work you probably work in some mcdonalds-tier job that'll be automated within 5 years

youtube.com/watch?v=lHX5jsomq_U

Same thing happened on my street

twat abandoned his cats now there are thousands of the hungry cunts running about

Business idea: Recruitment agency for Refugees

>council are paying me £400 a day to look for great crested newts
>i already know for a fact that there aren't any but will spend weeks "surveying"

get fucked

same thing happens in my estate. Me and my dad used to shoot cats that walked into our garden with an air rifle it got so bad
my dog also killed one

most engineering offices have a casual dress code now

*blocks your path*

i have 10 pairs of the same cotton shorts and white cotton shirts. am i autistic

love the french

>Irish flag
as expected

should have just shot the cunts

why not shoot them?

what job is this

is rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php broken?

Are you a Rasheed? It's because of corrupt cunts like you that this country is going to shit

Bet you're the HS2 environment twat. Can easily fuck you over

at the web design company I used to work at the only twat who wore a suit to work also wore a fedora
(he also had no mates)

One morning i woke up from meowing and there were tens of them running around my front door asking for food, 1 bitch brought her fucking kittens, i dont understand why these bastards expect us to feed them, i stomped one of them and the rest ran away, kinda felt bad though.

Why are Aussies such pathetic fucking cucks?

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rasheed

>web design

not exactly what I'd call "prestigous" mate, you just install wordpress

Get yourself together and orient yourself towards the greatest possible good 'its not like youve anything better to do

those arent muslim refugees those are filthy nigger, im ashamed to be honest, i apologize.

JEFF?

mmh yes wonder how the media might react