Bimbo thread maybe?

Bimbo thread maybe?

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Finally

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She's a hooker, not a bimbo.

Does Casey count?

She changes her tune a good way through, though.

she at least pretends to be a bimbo

How important is the mind element? Jessica is somewhere between a bimbo and a femme fatale.

Holy shit, I totally did not get that joke when I was a kid.

A business woman not a hooker. STFU with your patriarchy and belittling women's achievements.

Depends. Some people hate the bimbo mindset completely.

Its more important. Jessica is smart an not a bimbo.

Bimbo is more a state of mind than body. The exaggerated feminine characteristics (as a visual design element) are a reflection of what's inside.

I'm pretty dang okay with that. Bimbos are best girls.

There really should be a cartoon about bimbos. I'm sure absolutely noone would ever accuse it of being incredibly mysoginist.

Bimbo's just so fucking boring. Transforming everyone into vapid blonde valleygirls that can only count to potato is shit.

It's not the transformation stuff that I like, that shit is just plain damn creepy. I just enjoy dumb blondes with big tits. Fake tits.

Essential bimbo material.

It would be Stripperella.

I have to say I absolutely hate it when the bimbo is literally retarded. I also don't really get the fake/plastic surgery aspect of the fetish. I just want her to have exaggerated curves with a wasp waist, be horny and gullible. You can be a trusting ditz who gets into sexy trouble without having the mind of a toddler. It's also one thing for her to like boys, make-up and clothes, but another for her to literally care about nothing else. Why can't a bimbo be intelligent and interesting as well? That's why I like the bimbos in French comics the most: they aren't retarded or dull as a post, they are just ditsy and trusting but usually have interests, skills and talents as well. Basically make Wisdom the dump stat towards Charisma, not Intelligence. And then either let her have low Agility and high Luck or the reverse of that so that she either fumbles into trouble and then gets out of it with luck or trouble finds her and she uses skill to get out.

If the glove fits I guess
I still don't like to use a soiled word like bimbo about my waifu though.

"Ditz" and "airhead" are more congenial terms.

I am interested in this

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Well if it's essential I'm going to need a source

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What episode is this?

Changing the Baby.

>Agoo soundbite successfully recorded
>Fap session commencing

The song about all her accomplishments takes it all back by the end, you know. She probably is really a bimbo.

>Why can't a bimbo be intelligent
Because then they're not a bimbo you bimbo

Not really, there's some girl at my work, no shit, this girl is right out of a corruption/bimboification thread on /d/
Use to be this crazy innocent type chick, never kissed or had sex, or any of that shit. Then by the end of a deployment and some time back in homeport, she became friends with some of the crazier girls. And now she's some kind of alcoholic, man/girl crazy chick, dresses in bimbo-ish type clothes, and all that kinda shit. And in a drunk night when hanging out, found out she's actually a /d/eviant.

That all said, she's actually pretty fucking annoying now.

Bimbos aren't about IQ. They're about being happy, bubbly and horny.

And all those qualities are associated with Low IQs because stupid people breed faster then smart ones.

Context?

No. Bimbo is another term for 'dumb broad'.

Bimbo is explicitly about low intelligence.

It's Marvel Adventures: Spider-Man. Pete is being flown out to Vegas because he was hired to catch a monster or something. The bimbo wants to do him because everybody and their grandma wants to do Peter.

sauce

Not anymore, the term evolved. The first thing people think about when they hear "bimbo" is a beautiful woman with an outrageous figure in a sexy outfit and all made-up, not "retard".

that's wrong, being a retard is the crux.

Why did Dexter hire a prostitute to dress up like his sister?

>The first thing people think about when they hear "bimbo" is a beautiful woman with an outrageous figure in a sexy outfit and all made-up, not "retard".

I guarantee you that you are wrong.

It very much means "shit for brains, but look at that pair on her, eh!?"

>things I learned today
Bimbo: The term was originally used in the United States as early as 1919 for an unintelligent or brutish male.

You do understand that IRL use of bimbo is primarily appearance based, right? So it being contingent on intelligence, something you can't gauge without knowing the person is just stupid.

And if we're talking about the fetish, who the fuck gets a hard-on at the thought of fucking an imbecile?

Even if "looking stupid" is part of it, where does it say that she has to actually be stupid?

>And if we're talking about the fetish, who the fuck gets a hard-on at the thought of fucking an imbecile?

Because its /d/ material. The same people who jack off to mind-breaking tentacle forever-rape/breeding.

Anyone else here rather be transformed into a bimbo?

This thread is Bimbos

user, quite exposing what a bimbo you are.
It's fucking embarrassing. Just sit there and look pretty

You two faggots just don't want to admit that my version of the fetish is both more correct and superior.

She's not a bimbo, she just plays one on tv
"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way"

You're a fucking retard.

>You do understand that IRL use of bimbo is primarily appearance based, right?
Absolutely false.

>Even if "looking stupid" is part of it, where does it say that she has to actually be stupid?
The definition of the word.
>bim·bo
>noun informal
>noun: bimbo; plural noun: bimbos; noun: bimbette; plural noun: bimbettes
>an attractive but empty-headed young woman, especially one perceived as a willing sex object.

>who the fuck gets a hard-on at the thought of fucking an imbecile?
Are you 14 years old?

>absolutely false
Nothing? Not even anecdotal evidence? So you only ever called girls who you knew well and were sure they are of bellow average intelligence bimbos?

>empty-headed
As in bubbly, scattered or ditzy, it does not say of low intelligence.

>thinks wanting to have sex with retards is normal
No, that's just you.

>emp·ty-head·ed
>adjective
>unintelligent and foolish.
>synonyms: stupid, foolish, silly, unintelligent, idiotic, brainless, witless, vacuous, stunned, vapid, featherbrained, birdbrained, harebrained, scatterbrained, thoughtless, imbecilic

And while we're looking at official definitions, let's hop over to urban dictionary and look at the top results. I won't post them all because they all essentially say the same thing as the top one:

>A girl who is stupid, wears lots of make up and is obsessed with boys and clothes. Generally blonde but there are exceptions. Usually hang around i with other bimbos. You can spot them because they will be the big group of girls that all look the same and are giggling hysterically.

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Oh I hoped we'd get here

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>And if we're talking about the fetish, who the fuck gets a hard-on at the thought of fucking an imbecile?

I do, kinda. I mean, not as in "Me so horny we want fuck" kind of retarded way but in the "Like, oh mah gawd, Kim Kardashians ass is, like, totally hawt? I'm gonna ask my doctor to, like, give me one just like it, fer sure" kind of way. You know, the totally vapid and superficial kind.

She's a femme fatale with a bimbo's body.

Epic win

That's an awful definition. Pretty much irrelevant to the interests of anyone in this thread. Also completely subjective.

You'd notice imbecilic and silly are both synonyms of the word. I choose to go with silly.

Hobbies and speech patterns are not indicative of a person's intelligence. I know people with a Ph.D. and Master's with similarly stupid hobbies. I also know quite smart and capable people who own their own businesses who talk in very similar way, it's more about where a person grew up, quality of their education and who their friends are than about intelligence.

>bimbo thread
what the fuck

You've literally never seen one?

Sure, but I think a bimbos interests would be kinda limited to shallow, superficial stuff. You know, stupid pop music, Reality TV, fashion, Make-Up and, of course, sex... and they might actually have fairly extensive knowledge about these things but not much beyond that.

Basically, a bimbo is someone who might very well be able to give you a perfect recap of every episode of Big Brother but would have trouble solving a simple math equation.

On this board, only ones created by myself years ago.
I just got people shitting on me the entire time until the threads died or got killed.
But this has been up for 14 hours.

I'm so glad these types of girls no longer exist in comic books. It's demeaning to think women are nothing more than boobs.

Bimbos are more than boobs. They are also a nice booty and a pair of fat lips.

Well, and also a cheerful, fun loving, adorably dumb personality.

A complete male fantasy, huh?

Sure. And there's nothing wrong with that.

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Bump

so, he is fapping hard
no?

Not sure if she counts. "Buxom neighbor lady" might be a category all to itself.

Dean Yeagle, the cartoonist for Playboy

Bump

best bimbo desu

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>Monkey face
>Zero-G balloon tits
>Retarded waist
>No hips, flat ass
>High heels, every fucking time
Bimbos are disgusting.

If you say so.

>No hips, flat ass

I will never understand why people draw bimbos like this.

Where have you been? There are always bimbo threads in Sup Forums now

>always

I wish!

Get out of here with your expired coupons.

TBF between MJ, Felicia, Gwen he has some high standards.

the company is pronounced "beem- bo"

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>hooker
>business woman
>women's achievements
fuck you Sup Forumsmblr

>lowering every single woman who has done anything significant down to the level of a hooker in order to make hookers look good
You are the reason why most women don't identify with modern feminism.

Modern feminism is the reason why most women don't identify with modern feminism. Hookers provide comfort for cash. That it's somehow morally inferior to dating because they don't fuck for free or for gifts/services instead of cash, is ridiculous. The only people who hate hookers are ugly women who are jealous of the money and sex and stuck-up bitches who don't like that their bargaining chip (sex) is being compromised.

why are you guys falling for the most obvious bait? Holy fuck.

because they literally can't not. That's what it means to be so easily triggered.

is she going to get some BBC now

Ah, Tumblr. The only place where being a hooker is the same thing as being a college graduate.
Women can do no wrong, amirite?

>t-tumblr, r-redit, fem-feminazi...
>presents no argument on why he finds this activity evil or degrading
Wew.

>being a hooker isn't degrading
>literally selling your body as nothing but something to be used for someone else to get off for money isn't degrading

wew

>being a literal wage slave, killing yourself down some mine shaft or sitting hunched over a keyboard, destroying your health and sanity
>A-OK, honorable job

>providing sexual favours in exchange for compensation
>OMG, what a disgrace

How is that even different from normal dating aside from the love element? And don't tell me each and every woman only fucks guys she loves either.

And in a culture where porn stars are treated without any disrespect it makes even less sense. Prostitution was ever even despised because sex outside of marriage was such a taboo.

Wait, you're serious about defending prostitution?

Nigga....

I guess his mother is a touchy subject for him.

>How is selling yourself for one person to get off any better than contributing to provide energy ("killing yourself down some mine shaft") for a country?