You wake up and see this on top of you

>you wake up and see this on top of you

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Jesus Christ, this man is not suitable for the role of President. He is a fanatic and a racist pig, and belongs in jail.

>on top of you

Ask myself: "Where the fuck did this Australian come from and why is his feminine penis so soft?"

>go straight to the airport and book the next flight out of Australia

Jesus Christ, this man is not suitable for the role of President. He is a fanatic and a racist pig, and belongs in jail.

I get up and hang the mirror back onto the wall

This
Chink Uygur is NOT suitable to be president

>there are women in the world that have seen this man's vinegar strokes

Grab my loaded 9

What's a vinegar stroke?

Who allowed this Armenian faggot or his Armenian faggot parents to immigrate to the USA?

Sorry, Turkish.

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There you go boss

Awesome

>You wake up and see this on top of you.

I recognize that bulge and escape through the window despite living on the 10th floor

who's she?

Push it off of me, run and grab a thick object, and bludgeon it to death.

My waifu

GET OFF THE STAGE YOU FAT FUCK

are you against saudi arabia?!?!?

>she

>his waifu is a whore

This is why there's a loaded 9mm on my nightstand

He looks like he got stung by a million bees.

*teleports behind him* "pssssh... nothin.... personel.... kid...."

I'm already tired of this meme

Shove his glasses into hisnose, the racist fuck.

Scream
NO
Newfound retard strength
Force the Turk into the wall
The back of his head is penetrated by the towel hook
Change into his uniform
Walk out
Nobody stops me
Walk all the way out
A jeep drives up
Stop and stand at attention
Jeep passes
Keep walking
Sell story to Oliver Stone

>she
>he
>e
>hehe

How so?

>Get of me, you fat fuck!

>she

Jesus Christ, this man is not suitable for the role of President. He is a fanatic and a racist pig, and belongs in jail.

She admitted to fucking multiple dudes and has really lewd bikini photos and shit out.

Impure

Aww fuck, I wanted it's virginity

he's a qt, would let it hit me

babbys first forced meme?