Melbourne

How's the political scene in Melbourne looking? What are the prospects of a Sup Forumsarized Dane to fit in and get new friends?

Im going for a semester to study at the Melbourne University and all I hear from Aussies here is that Melbourne is a shitty place. Please tell me there are at least a few nice things about the city

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It's full. Fuck off.

Im not going to your shitty island you kiwi nigger, now let the aussies reply to this thread and GTFO

>Melbourne
>Not a kiwi city

>Melbourne
>Australia's Sweden

That's all you need to know. Stay the fuck away.

Melbourne's alright, but you've screwed yourself,
>melb uni
>CBD
you are gonna hate it, anywhere else is okay especially the suburbs, at least there aren't many abos

In total the entire trip with tuition fees, air plane tickets, living costs and such will cost be upwards of 35-40K. Are you for real? The University of Melbourne has a really good ranking, top 3 in Asia if not the best, and also very high globally.

There must be some intelligent people and good looking girls such a place

Weathers fucked and cunts are strange as can be down there. Totally different spread if you ask me.

>How's the political scene in Melbourne looking?
fucking lel... holy fuck lel....

your only hope is that somehow the hipsters out-hipster themselves and turn right wing just to be edgy

there are admittedly heaps of good looking girls in melbourne if you dont mind hairy armpits, just talk about how well socialism works in denmark and they'll be wetter than a spastics chin

If I want to do some traveling around Australia after the end of the semester, where might I go? My plan as of this moment is to go to Tasmania, then Sydney, stay for a bit, and then go northwards to Brisbane perhaps with a minor detour to the inner parts of the country

We need to build a wall around Melbourne and shoot anything that tries to leave.
It is the single largest source of faggotry and leftism in Australia, so the best thing you can do is shut your mouth and get your degree done and then leave Melbourne.

I'm not saying you wasted your money, I'm saying that the CBD is the heart of all the bullshit that comes out of Melbourne and why we have a bad reputation.

Melb uni is the number 1 uni in Australia but like all uni's it's infested with lefty bullshit, your education will be great but so too will be the propaganda, just be weary.

I just hope you got a nice place to live, Melbourne is a great city, I love living here, it just has a cancer that occasionally shows it's face, and like I said especially in the CBD

Fuck off, we're full.

Also Melbourne is legit the worst place here.

10/10 would rather live in coon-town Alice Springs with the abos.

It's literally the worst fucking place in Australia JUST because of the people

Stop visiting the city, fuck sake that's where all the cancer congregates.

definitely tasmania, north coast of queensland is good too, brisbane is a bit of a nothing city, sydney is nice if you're near the coast or the CBD, dont bother going to canberra, byron bay area(north coast of NSW) is nice if you like touristy shit

cant say i know much about the other side of the australia but im sure there's good shit over there

Melbourne Uni is garbage. Unless you're there for a bachelor of Arts, in which just hang yourself.

But this is Sup Forums, no one has any actual career prospects.

Melb uni is renowned because of its science/medicine area.

However, the number of grammar school faggots who do useless degrees is very high. So I suggest you keep your head down and focus on your studies whilst ignoring all of the bullshit.

If you want real Australia you'll have to visit rural areas, particularly in Queensland. But also possibly Ballarat for a much closer option to Melbourne.

I live here and its great but that might be because I don't visit the CBD often lol. Footy is probably the most based thing in Melb although they have this 'Pride round' rubbish coming up but it's being denounced by most fans lmao

If you want to do anything illegal just say you're with the apex gang and african, then you can steal shit and bash old people and the judge will give you free money

Im going for the law school. Its ranked 8th in the world

What degree are you even coming here for, OP?

DisrgeardIn that case, Melbourne is actually a good uni. just watch for the art students, they are physical manifestation of self-entitlement

Its not bad. Dont listen to/pol/. Just stick to the south east and you wont see any shitskins.

That's the Gold Coast, you stupid sheepfucker.

It's the most green-pilled city in the world.

Bogans pls go.

Why the fuck would you study law in Australia? Our system is nothing like yours.

I just moved to Melbourne from Perth. The word "Coon" is ACTUALLY considered a swear word here.

Are you mentally retarded? Who told you that? Coon means "cheese" like any other place in the country; except for the town the cheese is named after.

>Footy
>melbourne

yeah nah

>South East

What? Dandenong? Springvale? Endeavor Hills?
South East is full of niggers and mudshits and have a huge ice epidemic. Outer East is hands down the best suburban region. At least you don't have to worry about being stabbed in Ringwood or Doncaster.

who /socialist alternative/ here?

>Melbourne
>Melbourne University
>nice things about the city

Well the city is nice, but terrible people. Whenever I'm there I just call everybody cunts and it seems like the most cathartic thing. A lot of people there will have built their world view on how they hate Australia, so just say you love Australia and particularly the red-pilled things about it and you'll throw them through a loop.

fucking commie scum

areas circled in red are the best

Its generally appreciated in the law industry that you have some foreign experience, and australia is a really good option there and have very well recognized universities

also, there is an increasing influence of common law in Denmark and with more trade, globalization and whatnot it's not bad to know a bit of common law/australian law

10/10 user. Well doodled.

who /ripsdownallsocialistalternativepostersattheiruni/ here?

Listen here I moved down from Brisbane to Melbourne at the start of the year to start a job in corrections and let me tell you the people down here aren't as cucked as Sup Forums makes this place out to be.
Thats probaly because I spend most of my time around true blue working aussies and not cucked uni kids like most of Aussie Sup Forums users do.

Come to Melbourne OP we need more right wing people down here to turn the tide.

I like you

Geelong a shit
Franga no.1

Fuck, didn't even notice that. Yes, Geelong a shit. nobody wears shoes and everybody is an unemployed bogan.

Fuck off, cunt.

Okay, strange to me. I'm a law graduate and we were specifically disallowed from studying in civil law countries or certain US states.

If you like to drink chai lattes and ride bicycles at midnight then participate in a BLM Australia protest afterwards, id say go.

Literally the biggest SJW city in Australia. All "alternative types". And Uni of Melb is the biggest SJW place in the biggest SJW city. Good luck

>Let me tell you about your city

Can confirm uni girls in melbourne are hot as fuck. Don't worry about that.

>Melbourne Uni
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University of Melbourne is the leftcuck epicentre of our whole mini-continent.

That being said, Melbourne city is very nice, probably the best in Australia. However, the rest of Melbourne is quite rust belt tier, and the 'welcoming' Melbourne leftists now have maruading African gangs in the poor suburbs.

Contrast to Sydney, which is boring and more ugly, but economically booming.

south east past box hill is pretty great and white,
north melb sucks west is full of drugs

its pure shit just don't talk about politics and you will be fine.

Oz younger gen faggot capital. The older guys are alright and are Australian.

Go to QLD? Pretty much our only normal state.

It might be nice for the night life if you don't mind hanging out with faggots.

Every time I get in an argument with some leftard dipshit on Facebook, they're from Melbourne.

It is the poofter capital of Australia.

>Melb uni is the number 1 uni in Australia
I think you're referring to the ANU mate.

my man

Wtf? It will be interesting to see how non retarded women respond. If chicks want to put up with man urine stench and piss all over the floors I don't care too much.

>Chanel cape

it is indeed.

You studying at SDU or KU, fellow Danebro?

Melbfag here

dont come here,

it's fucking lefty hugspace paradise

Adelaide here. I know 5 people who have moved to Melbourne.

2 gays, 1 tranny, 2 massive feminists.

Wish I was kidding

soz senpai

australianuniversities.com.au/rankings/

My whole life is a lie, when the fuck did this happen?

>and they'll be wetter than a spastics chin
Oh I am laffin

Top three in Asia
If it was that good surely it would know it's not in asia

Lmfao

>not in Asia
>more than 75% of my faculty are chinks that hardly speak English and don't know how to use the bathrooms without pissing and shitting everywhere
>all my lecturers but 1 are chinks
>all my tutors but 1 are chinks

Hey man, Im at KU Law

The op 3 in asia I kinda drew out of my pocket, but I could hardly say Oceania since it would be basically just be Australia (and NZ)

But, the law school, to which im heading, is ranked 8th in the world, so Uni Melb is definetely has some academical standards and that is ofcourse one important parameter for me

m8te the fern gully to even belgrave is prretty sweet (thats why chinks are demolishing our houses here) upway is about 80 white. It only sucks at pufing billy and a few resrves where the chinks have made feeding the rosellas a tourist hotspot