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Hello

Muerte a los blancos

name one funny female comedian
(you can't)

born in england and i've been to canada

ate too much food again

alri

lads

la beastia los americanos...

Stupid earlyposting twat

Lads

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Soft

>girls get UTIs more often because they have shorter urethras which makes it easier for poo particles to migrate from their bumholes to their bladders

>born in england
No you weren't.

tinder is blocked in china you actual mongoloid. they use qq anyway, it has a tinder-like feature

Learned everything I know about geography from Victoria 2

alri

>Is it all over for Theresa May? Westminster sources say a Tory confidence vote is nearing

tfw lazy arsehole and still not downloaded tinder

said i was gonna do it 2 months ago lads

The term derives from a cartoon published in the humorous British magazine Punch on 9 November 1895. Drawn by George du Maurier and titled True Humility, it pictures a timid-looking curate eating breakfast in his bishop's house.[4] The bishop says: "I'm afraid you've got a bad egg, Mr Jones." The curate, desperate not to offend his eminent host and ultimate employer, replies: "Oh no, my Lord, I assure you that parts of it are excellent!" (This clearly cannot be true of a bad egg.)

It was a newspaper jooooke

I'm seeing girls already idiot.

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do you ever sniff fit girls' seats in work?

*smokes malana cream in front of you*

Aye but who the fuck would replace her

Absolutely skwawking at the yank who thinks that reading a Wikipedia article constitutes a history lesson

filthy creatures
glad I'm gay

was born in cambridgeshire you dumb ape

bombay

Julia Louis-Dreyfus
tina fey
shappi khorsandi

Thoughts on the religious diversity in India?
Is it common/acceptable to eat curry with hands?

you're the worst bradleyposter of the lot

guarantee there is actual human feces in that pipe

>poorthern direland

guarantee it's the mathsyank

state

hope you're not me haha xx

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Nigger

honestly its gotten to the point where i'd be happy with liz dissolving parliament completely

GREAT post here by our Italian brother

Brain chemicals are conspiring so as to put me in a melancholy mood. I say it’s time I taught them a lesson, with booze.

Honestly you should do it, I managed to get a couple dates off it and actually kissed a girl for the first time ever, you get rejected a lot too but it doesn't feel nearly as bad as I thought it was

henlo

alri mboko

>with the first Chinese having come from the ports of Tianjin and Shanghai in the early 19th century to settle in port cities such as Liverpool. They opened restaurants on the ports.
thats so cool, imagine that

greatly fascinated by pre-20th century immigration

Joan Rivers is funny

back at you, poo nigger

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Anglo-Afghan_War

brits hate yanks for fucking up the middle east but they were doing it long before us

I should probably stop giving myself (You)s haha

open your eyes chinky .
oh ... you can't.

sarah silverman
katheryn ryan
amy poehler
melissa mcarthy

Was

No we hate you for being annoying fat yank bastards. Who cares about the Middle East? Lol

when you’re rolling with me, everyday is a party, one day we are partying it up in gangman, next day high stakes blackjack in hong kong, then straight off to a yacht party in Macau, that’s the luxury life, that’s my life, i blow out the tyres in my lamborghini and hop into a ferrari, i don’t call a mechanic, i throw it away because that’s the life i lead, i sniff coke for lunch and drink ace of spades instead of evian, my watches are gold, my delts are rocks, my skin is orange and my teeth are white, i’m a player, a top dog, i’m me

no
NO
yes
no

me andthe boys

stop it me haha xx

wow thanks for enlightening us all you stupid fucking insect
anyone with a decent education knows about this

soy personified

fuck everyone in this thread

Nintendo is better

>I'm dead inside

the canadian one with the nice tits is funny on 8 out of 10 cats

Nigger nigger
Awoooooo
What the fuck is curry? Everything isn't curry.
But yeah. Eating with hands is common.
Urban areas etc, people use spoon. But rice and dal tastes better without spoons.

FOY

sweetheart this is not a racist board

The only time a woman can be funny is if she's deformed or something.

poo

My last you to myself

thoughts?

Haha so funny

aliens

sheeeeeeeed

Fake. The original one is longer. And funnier

me boyfriend's akchully me pack of hobnobs becos it never leaves me and i can shove it up me fanny

look like psychotic lunatics

>aoife
very cute name

>how dare you learn things, reeeeeeeee

lmao

Creepy

no woman could ever love someone as ugly and deformed as me

in order of direness (top down):
>mandatory education
>involuntary neetdom
>toiling
>higher education
>voluntary neetdom
>part time toiling
>being a rich neet

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my last you to myself again

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>drinking with an american
>he says sláinte

Ok I'm a bad lier.

Never buying veg or eggs from Tesco again, local greengrocer is at least 50% cheaper all the time and actually has a wider/more exotic selection. Feel like a muppet for going to Tesco for all my life basically.

that's me you mong

What

Made friends with a mixed race lad at work, Can I still be racist or what?

Irish bro, STAY AWAY from them, seriously they have the crazy eyes
just look at them

Y Ju makin fun of her
she is such nice and her comedy is also good
poor take burger
fucking drop it

culture 2 tomorrow lads

snap

only myself can get this haha

sure lad, just call it ethnic banter

poo in streets