Kek

So, do you guys actually believe in Kek and his powers to influence political and even non-political events by the power of dubs, trips, quads, ect-? Or is it all satire and just meme?

I WANT ANSWERS

Belief is a meme. Satire is a meme. Power is a meme.

This is from the Illuminati card game. The same game which predicted 911 and other stuff.

So yeah, kek is real. If even the Illuminati think kek is real, then he is fucking real.

holy shit

I believe with all my heart

I've quit my job. Left my wife and ate my dog just to please kek.

In fact, I'll prove my devotion. Lord kek has granted me such gifts that he would never leave me!

Check my digits and witness a true believer!!

leaf's arent worthy i'm afraid..

Kek is god and you will find that out one way or another, everyone does in the end.

OK second try. If kek doesn't bless me with a double repeating integer I'll shoot myself

oh shit

noice
haha too rich

>Kek threads all the time, literally one every hour
>Daily terrorist attacks in Europe
>Kek worship becomes less common, maybe on or two every day
>Terrorism in Europe grinds to a halt
Hm...

>those dubs
You're onto something here, lad. Praise Kek!

where's the causality? or does it not make sense to speak of causality with kek?

He is with us! Rejoice, leaf, for he has chosen you!

...

nigger nigger

dubble bubble

KEK IS MERCIFUL!!

we beavlibe in kek and his powers to influence events, however the dubs/ trips is just meming fun to keep his engry alive. the dubs do't actually effect anything besides more people sending pych engry to him because more are thinking about him

Kek IS causality
There's always cause for keks.

Praise Kek, who spares even the leafiest of non-believers.

>ffw senpai notices you

wait a minute... whats going on here..

MAY KEK WATCH OVER YOUR JOURNEY TO THE OTHER SIDE

LEAFS ARE A WORTHY

Glory to kek

Destos lhak my friend praise Kek

kek is fake
otherwise he would use his repeating integers to prove me wrong

kek works in mysterious ways

you should know this by now

confirmed moloch is the true god

wtf kek is real?

Oh glorious Kek, give me dubs!

unworthy

kek is false
Praise Par!

>do you believe in a god that manifests through memes, or is it a meme?
do you see no flaws in this?

What the fuck? I hate mirrors now.

>samefagging on a thread with IDs
nice try you Ausi shitposter, I hope that emus steal your Vegemite

max par?
i thought that maymay was dead :DDD

>at work today
>its hell
>think "kek if you're real give me a sign"
>look at clock
>its 11:11
>clock out
>quit
>walk out
>go to the gas station
>buy a lottery ticket
>lose
>now without a job
>rent due tomorrow
Thanks kek

>your work gets evaporated on the 14th and kek saved you