/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

Brady edition

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Don't fuck drumpf

Fuck Dane

take me to dinner first.

Fourth for tits

nth for emma isnt white

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why would canada hava a fucking leaf on its flag? thats dumb af

give brady papi

tfw no titty gf

It's the current goal

He's taken

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what's he gonna do when the IGGLES win da superb owl?

>tfw making 2 additional pay checks worth of money this year because of the Trump tax cuts
>guy I know is making $2,500 extra because of them
>some companies are giving employees $7,500+ bonuses because of them

But I thought Trump was hurting me with these tax changes???

doesn't mean he cant adopt me you shit

>Brady losing to an animal themed team in the owl

nah

It'll bite you back in a few years. The first 2 years of the tax cut are meant to spare you from whats to come.

>be unemployed pinko
>get an adrenaline rush while eating feces and posting antitrump hashtags

Good thing the next president is likely to change them

I thought that was a butt

Messaged my Japanese coworker in her native language earlier today, hope she appreciates the effort

This is a butt

boobs are chest butts. girls have butts on their chests.

bad idea

just had a bracing cup of tea like

an asian girl asked to be my partner for one of my classes :3

:3

what kind

me on the right

holy shit congrats on losing your virginity ryan

inshallah

im a beautiful girl

im working on it desu

You're basically the owner of that pussy by now

creepy

did he died

First time posting on Sup Forums in a while
Has anything interesting happened?

#me2

About 80% of the habitual /cum/ posters have moved to Discord

i don't think that's how asian girls work

Not with that mentality

Justify ANY aspect of this state I fucking DARE you

1 week left until I find out if I'm going to have a son or daughter
I kind of hope it's a daughter

>connect
>I
>cut
>You connect, and I cut

hmm

Would you mind at all if Chad gets with her when she's older?

Had an extremely stressful day at work

why

you're with friends now bud

/cum/ more like /dumb/ lmoa

Drank another gallon of wine today and missed work

FOR THE YANKEE NATION I DO NOT GIVE A DAMN

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Why would I? I don't plan on her being a nun.
Because I have two nieces already so they would be able to play together and I spent a lot of time with them so I kind of know what to do with baby girls

How do they get those pimentos in the olives I know they don't do it by hand. And I'm still not ready to accept the idea of an olive stuffing machine

I will play a video game instead of posting itt
goodbye

wtf i love trump now!

>still caring about the nfl
????

we could play together...

Where can I meet a hot granny with a huge rack

Miami

>watching dog videos
>somehow youtube recommends me a playlist featuring dogs getting put to sleep

why would they record and upload this

>0:26
why does he says "hate the deceleration of independence"?

a nigger and a jew walk into a bar

they beat up whitey and everyone lives happily ever after

the end

by bar i mean bar mitzvah

and theres a bomb in the Torrah set to detonate when its opened

There is any city in United States where.

> It is impossible for Autumn to happen.

> that it is impossible for winter to happen

> Only have warm weather all year round.

> that it is always warm and hot all year round.

> with almost permanent heat

> minimum or no temperature differences.

> where the only clothing that is needed all year round, be shorts, sandals and short sleeved shirt

Ciao a tutti

bitch nigga

wheres that racewar i was promised a couple years ago

checked

Obama didn't get his 3rd term

I want to be Asian!!

Are Jews really that bad?

Nani!?

See all of you guys on the flip side

guys i want to dig tunnels but mom (employers) wont let me

ask Sup Forums

this always seemed like bs to me

tfw you'll never live in toronto with a cute asian gf

the US government is evil

how can white boys even compete

Looks like hes choking on a fly.

yes, they're conspiring to give 1.8M spics citizenship
should all go back t b h

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>went to the bathroom connected to the dorm
>stepped on piss
how FUCKING HARD is it to leave your dick over the massive surface area of the toilet for the entire remainder of a piss?

have fun with your mrsa

sometimes after having sex the tip of your dick gets stuck together and piss goes everywhere

ALL girls have sloppy wet vaginas

whoa
amazon tells you where the driver is now

the more they have sex the less wet they get

Why is Ryan such a terrible poster?

>tfw im the worst poster on a mongolian shitposting board

i'm pretty sure thats dane

Buying bitcoins makes me fucking anxious

Don't fall for the meme

I only buy it for drugs

however, i'm still infested with a /biz/ mentality

Pretty sure that belongs to cara

you have nothing on clack

Every time I spend more than an hour with a girl, as long as she isn't ugly, I start catching feels for her.

Are any of them mutual?

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clack is cool