OMG user, your accent is *SO* sexy

Say something to me in that SEXY accent of yours...

UNA VELA

fancy a shag, love?

Habs ont une saison d'marde, tabarnac!

bibdebap

Daj pičke, nije sapun da se troši

pss, ¿que onda wey?

Why yes I did indeed vote for Justin Trudeau

Wel hallo bjoetifoel, hauw ar joe? Doe joe laik Holland hè? Windmills en tulps end stuf? Wie also hef lots of dijks end wie saikel efriewer haha dus eh will joe wat drinking from mie?

jet trage-i-aș mă-tii ficații prin pulă

reckon i found sum shoni arrowheads o'er yonder

Širi noge da te razvalim droljetino bezvrijedna

Yeah nah fuck off m8.

she looks very good for 33

Fuckin eh, bud. Bunch fuckin hozers in this thread

Don't drink too much, don't smoke, don't do drugs, eat healthy, stay active. It's not rocket surgery

if it is so easy why isn't everyone doing it
sounds good IN THEORY but real life is not so simple

>go to international penpal forum
>meet foreign qt
>"omg user your accent is so sexy let me hear it"
>pls respond
>never replies again
Story of my life

People are lazy

then don't give me the rocket sugery bs

wtf, did you really got triggered by that?

kill the natives honestly

it's genetics user
your lifespan is pretty much decided the moment your mom's egg gets fertilized

Lámpara.

Aj ne gubi se

que? para espanol oprima el ocho

is slav accent sexy for foreign women?

Vai rascar o carallo.

Kara boga you white subhuman

>Any Asian accent speaking English
>Sexy
Pick one.

I had a Dutch professor
Tough to understand until I decided to pretend he was Scottish
Somehow made him easier to understand. Scottish is p much more Germanic English, and English is just less Germanic Dutch

>bibdebap
Boppita Boopy Gobbabgool Muzarell Calabria

quero comer sua buceta

aluminum

Yer wicked hawt

hella like like like totally cool like that's like hella cool dude

Where's my beer?

Soy alérgico a los crustáceos

open bob

Joo vant to have seks, bayblade?

no pss ke pemex karnal pss no psss nmms culero valiendo pura pinche verga culero pss kamaron pto

I want to put my wurst inside you.
My language sucks.

Do you like the burgers?

Joe hef to suk my kok, for tat!

Hello dear how r u? U r luk so very sex like butiful angle I want make friendship with u. My whatsapp +91 92457865789. Plz don't ignore okay?

>butiful
not bootifull

why are pajits so charming?

Well slap my ass and call me Sally, yeehaw!