Who is comics most dangerous wizard?

Who is comics most dangerous wizard?
Which one will spark the hypercrisis?

>Which one will spark the hypercrisis?
None of them. Morrison can't accomplish anything (nobody at DC likes using any of his ideas, and nobody in Hollywood will pick up any of his pitches) and Moore and Gaiman don't give a shit about superhero comics anymore (other than finishing Miracleman). It'll all end with a whimper, not a bang, and then years from now you'll be reminded of the hypercrisis, and you'll wonder what happened with it, and you'll look it up on Wikipedia, and it'll tell you that nothing happened with it.

man it makes so much sense that alan looked like a disenfranchised ugly metalhead in his younger days and the other two were at least relatively handsome

The bald one's apprentice shall usher in a glorious new era of wizardry. He already has a legion of loyal fans.

>comic writers are all just different kinds of wizards
>alan is a traditional occultist
>gaiman manipulates dreams
>morrison deals with memetics and symbolic magic
who else

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What kind of wizard is Bendis?

You're wrong on two points. Moz had something picked up for a show recently and Johns and Way are tight with him and have power at DC. Hypercrisis is alive and happening, friend.

Come on user, you know it never really ends.

A shit one

bendis deals in hypnotics, specifically hypnotic words thru repetition

And Rucka? Waid? Ennis? Jesus fuck what kind of wizard is Ennis?

>nobody at DC likes using any of his ideas

>implying this isn't DC's problem

Where the fuck is that from?

He deals primarily in blood magic.

It depends how many times they've met their creation in real life

Detective Comics #whatever the first issue of rebirth was

He's Rincewind basically.

They actually werent ugly when boys
>pics in thir row
>comics will do that to you

morrison had some nice cheekbones

Its more of a meta reference than any thing else.
But isn't that the point?

>They all get progressively happier

Nice. I think we're all going to be okay in the end.

What is the hypercrysis?

Gaiman met Death once in a plane right?

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god Grant Morrison is so hot in the middle pic

If you think Morrison won't sacrifice himself, Moore, Gaiman and 49 other writers to summon the CRISIS of all crisis, you are wrong

Man Moore looked like a fucking weirdo even when he was young.

They look more or less the same to me. Alan's just the oldest one.

Can't fuckin wait

Yup. I think there was more than one time

Moore will destabilize the world in a fit of madness.

Morrison will try to take advantage of the chaos to take over the world.

Gaiman will be the only one to stop him.

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The underlying structure hiding in plain sight.

But first he'll have to defeat Johns, Morrison's powerful puppet.

>Who is comics most dangerous wizard?
Alan Moore turned the board of directors of his local library into frogs. He is not to be fucked with.

thanks

they all get progressively cuter

Have the others met their characters toó?

i read a /x/ thread about this, something about comics being inherently magic in the same way ancient Egyptians believed there hieroglyphics where magic and ancient Greeks with there alphas and omegas. Honestly I don't know how real magic is but if its what it takes to become a successful writer might as well try.

He said he saw a waitress once that was a dead-ringer for Death, down to the ankh necklace. And he was at that diner with Dave McKean who was showing him sketches for potential Sandman covers, before the first issue even came out.

Moore says he has seen Constantine twice. The second time he approached Moore and said: "this is the ultimate secret of magic: any cunt can do it."

There was also once a cosplayer dressed like Death on a plane Gaiman was on, and then someone on the plane had a heart attack.

>captcha says to select all the airplanes

What the FUCK

Hypercrisis man

Shit that is cool. How about Morrison?

The creepy thing about hypercrisis this that the more you know about hypercrisis the less you can ignore hypercrisis.

He met his wife (who looks like Morrison in drag) after he had his self-insert character in a comic dress in drag, if that counts.

He claims that what happened to his self insert character in The Invisibles would happen to him in real life

Did he get abducted by the aliens before or after Animal Man? I can't remember.

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Are the Gentry part of the Jin En Mok?

Not likely. Lucifer's canon to DC is nebulous at best.

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He also met Superman once

You ruined it.

Oi you take that back, faggot. Rincewind was a cool guy.

Not if we get 552 posts

Gaiman even met Constantine once.

Gaiman's wife shagged Death.

Palmer? Does that make her newborn son her next incarnation like Morpheus did with Hippolita's?

Ennis deals in the eternal alchemy of smoke and whisky.

Hey cool, I made that picture few years ago. It kinda pissed me off that someone posted it instantly in tumblr as their own though.

>Gaiman will be the only one to stop him.

He will use his Scientology powers to stop Moore

Can you still keep those powers once you quit the religion?

Sombody call Tom Cruise and ask him!

>once you quit the religion?

You can't quit Scientology

Was? I'm little late to my Discworld, he ded?

Gaiman is barely a wizard
Morrison is a sigil using will magick magician
Moore is an insane Thelemite-tier magician

Morrison is the most powerful, but Moore is the most dangerous

Morrison just got a tv show

Tell that to Nicole Kidman

Gaiman's a scientologist? I thought he was one of those laissez faire pagans

His father was, and Gaiman was raised as such

Kidman was never really into Scientology.
It was Holmes that got into it, and then got super Christian again when she left Tom.

Strange how there's just some comics creators you can tell are magic in some way. Obviously there's some that are open about it like those in OP pics, but no one would ever accuse Frank Miller of being a magician despite his success. If anything, he made a Faustian deal or something. Azzarello surely not. However I could see someone like Rucka dipping his toe into that world, maybe through wiccan practices.

At least christians let you cry and scream when you're naturally giving birth to a human being!