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Come here cuties.

>sup you submissive pervert?
n-no... I am not submissive or a pervert
>also made a kinky funpost on the league of legends forum yesterday and now got alot of replies
hot

Have a (You).
I'll give you another one if you post feet.

Sleepyhead.
I was so alone Chalmers, it was awful.
IT'S TOO HOT!
Make it colder please, I'm dying here.
Do you get nosebleeds often?

>made a kinky funpost on the league of legends forum
>Calling other people perverts.

>n-no... I am not submissive or a pervert
you are and you know it. but no worries, you are with likeminded individuals
>hot
y...yea..

>it was awful.
I know, but it's all over now, everyone's all together now
*holds you*
>IT'S TOO HOT!
it's cooled down here, it's very pleasant
>you are with likeminded individuals
yes, everyone in this thread is a submissive slut

>Do you get nosebleeds often?
sometimes
but its mostly in the transition phases from summer - winter or winter - spring when the air gets drier.
and kinky funposts are NO indication that imma pervert!

also me on the knees

I dream of a fun national day without people chimping out

what happend?

I like nosebleeds, especially in the shower

>kinky funposts are NO indication that imma pervert!
but you are a pervert, and we love you for it

>but you are a pervert, and we love you for it
t..that made me a little frisky d...desu
husbandu help me!

>it's cooled down here, it's very pleasant
Friggin jelly!
Can I come live there with you until it cools down here?
>kinky funposts are NO indication that imma pervert!
I don't believe that.
>also me on the knees
I know, it's a spanking for being a pervert.
I saw a few Aussie flags out in my sleepy little town with people celebrating Australia Day.
I didn't realise how many Aussies live here.

now we're both frisky, we should help eachother out,

and your husbandu can't help you now
>Can I come live there with you until it cools down here?
sure, it'd be me, you and the lanklet could live under the bed

>Nose bleed
That's no good.
I was asleep because the eyelid and limb twitching I was having was making me tired desu :3
Im getting a flatmate to go pick me up some food atm

Don't bulli too much :3
It was a really good nap

Who bottled who this time?
Hi

>now we're both frisky, we should help eachother out,
y..yes please mister chalmers. m..maybe that is a good idea. such a pervert like you shouldnt set loose on society all frisky desu.
>and your husbandu can't help you now
wait why? h..he is always here for me

why are you having seizures?

>Im getting a flatmate to go pick me up some food atm
Whatcha getting?
Get me something too please, I'm feeling something meaty.
So maybe a burger or a bacon and eggs sammy, make sure it's hot though.
>It was a really good nap
I was feeling a nap earlier, glad I didn't though it makes me lazy for the whole day if I sleep too much.

>y..yes please mister chalmers. m..maybe that is a good idea
good bunny, now let's get lewd together
>such a pervert like you shouldnt set loose on society all frisky desu.
no u

>I'm feeling something meaty.
i have some meat if you want

>good bunny
i enjoyed to be called like that way too much.

me on the left

I'm surprised a submissive slut like you wouldn't prefer to be called a bad bunny and be punished

so,etimes you have to enjoy the nice things.
but now please punish me for not beeing as perverted as you mister chalmers
also i am not a slut

>Why are you having seizures?
Because my brain is stressed out about something but I don't know what. And because my brain is trying to protect me from feeling stressed, it bypasses the whole normal stress response, and gives me seizures instead of letting me feel normally stressed.
Basically its a type of conversion disorder.
They are getting me some samurai bowl ramen desu

sounds dangerous desu...
you alright there buddy? you have someone to look out for you?

>turn up at new flat
>go to get key from the university
>tell me that flat isn't ready yet and won't be finished till at least next week
>have to temporarily live in another persons flat so I can't buy groceries or unpack
Great start to the year lads

My meat pie should be done soon.

>so,etimes you have to enjoy the nice things.
well it is nice to be called good, and you are a very good bunny most of the time
>please punish me for not beeing as perverted as you mister chalmers
but you are far more perverted than me, I've never begged to be punished, and least not on here

but anyway onto your punishment, I'll think I'll leave my mark on your skin
nice, welcome back to dunners
yum

have you just been erping your whole day off?
baka pervert alcoholic

How are the other people?
Also welcome back to my Island.

>sounds dangerous desu...
>you alright there buddy? you have someone to look out for you?
I think I need to go find my old cbt notes, and work through that again lol. Yeah, my flatmates know and are at home.

n-no... I've been doing things

and don't call me baka you baka

how was your flight?

sounds horrible...
hang in there buddy, your flat will surely be nice
>I'll think I'll leave my mark on your skin
w..what kind of mark?
b..bute surely sir. please punish me for beeing such a perverted slut.. i need to get whipped in shape for my perversions

Nah the flats empty as of now.
I'll be moving out before anybody arrives I'm pretty sure.
Also
It's good to be back, I missed you westy!

It was alright I guess.
Had to sit next to some noisy chinks and the shuttle from the airport took so fucking long.

This flat I'm in now is pretty nice, it's like a comfy log cabin style, like a rural lodge.
My new flat is even newer according to the maintenance dude.

Who is naked right now?

>w..what kind of mark?
A big bright red mark right across your cheeks
>b..bute surely sir. please punish me for beeing such a perverted slut.. i need to get whipped in shape for my perversions
yes you do need to be punished, and I will deliver
yep, clothes are for losers

god I wish that was me

:D

no that's bunny in that pic, this pic is you and bunny

>lewd bondage forced feet licking
10/10

>Nah the flats empty as of now.
Thats good.
You can masturbate in any room you want then.
>god I wish that was me
I wonder how many times this sentence has been said in this general.
I could be... but I'll never admit it.

>Being nude in a /Christian/ general.
That sounds like something only the worst kind of deviants would do.

>yes you do need to be punished, and I will deliver
please master, show no mercy to a slut like me. i need to get trained for beeing such a permahorny pervert.
w..wow... are you sure you could handle two sluts?
see, you like feet.

>You can masturbate in any room you want then.
All the rooms have locks so I can only masturbate here, the bathroom and the kitchen.
Actually, I might christian the shitter right now

w-what?
no!

sorry for late response, it was just a protest in m*lbourne with people saying shit like "I hope australia burns to the ground". Makes me sad desu.
It is a nice city with terrible people.

Just finished the meat pie, had a cold lemonade soft drink with it also.

What sort of meat?
It's been too long since I've had a decent pie.

Why is Darkness best girl?

you'd make a good foot slave
>please master, show no mercy to a slut like me. i need to get trained for beeing such a permahorny pervert.
of course, I will savagely thrash and ravage your body you little slut bunny
>w..wow... are you sure you could handle two sluts?
of course, one slut for each foot

jummy!
so the will for self destruction reached you too?
you should see what happens in germany

Here we go lads.

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That masochistic slut? She isn't

>you'd make a good foot slave
nothing would make me happier

>I hope australia burns to the ground
I gotta agree with them tbqh, probably for a different reason though

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>of course, I will savagely thrash and ravage your body you little slut bunny
please master. i accept every punishment you shall give to me. i even should be gratefull to have someone that gives me attention and keeps the outside world safe from a horny pervert like myself sir.

t. footslut
>please master. i accept every punishment you shall give to me.
of course you will, it's not like you have a choice, I'll whip your ass till it's raw

I was a Diamond 1 ADC you know

I will be saving this pic, thank you very much.

Must you turn this catalogue into a house of lewdness?

>Diamond 1
means literally nothing

yes please.. whip me into my place... punish me for beeing such apervert

w..wow...
i.. stopped p..playing ranked b..but i am a good healslut w..who wants to keep his master adc happy. a..and when the adcs starts to get mad and flames you the masochist inside enjoys it... d..desu

fuck you wanganui
yeah, I hate it. how do you restore national pride?

Before there was Challenger, dear street rat!

The pic makes me insecure

please be my masteradc

no problem mate
A healthslut like you needs to learn, I'll whip, burn and beat you till you know your place

Shut up and take off your clothes

y..yes master please. destroy me as you wish untill i learned my place and just am a mess that follows your orders master.

Hello everyone! Went and grabbed a kebab with a mate and later we sparked up a nice jay

hung out for a while

celebrated free money

another mate stopped over after I went to bed and we grabbed some eatings, he was stoned as fuck from some other social gathering

I'm not really stoned anymore but the munchies we grabbed were nice, still got some chips.

Does anyone know where I can find a woman who is willing to beat me to shit and would let me beat her as well?

oi, sounds you have fun again,

>Does anyone know where I can find a woman who is willing to beat me to shit and would let me beat her as well?
darknet
also beat emme

gonna go shopping lads
be right back
Anybody need me to pick them something up?

can you grab me some coffee?

Buy a dildo lul

SHIIITE WANNA TRAVEL

you wouldn't even be able to think anymore, you'd be a pathetic pet
sounds like a nice day
>Does anyone know where I can find a woman who is willing to beat me to shit and would let me beat her as well?
I also want to know this
get me some salt & vinegar chips also coffee is amazing
he already had two

fucken go travel then. It's amazing. Save dat money. Not sure if you heard, but within three days I'm getting 354K JPY from the government, for free. Going to save it and spend it on my trip to Japan.

>oi, sounds you have fun again,
>sounds like a nice day
you fucken betcha it was

free fucken money

>Does anyone know where I can find a woman who is willing to beat me to shit and would let me beat her as well?

Idk, does fetlife cater to that kinda stuff?

i.. i would be gratefull for having your attention master...

im gonna take a nap now till i have to get up

>within three days I'm getting 354K JPY from the government, for free.
FUGG, i earned the same amount of money by working for 6 months as a part time job.

I'm thinking of going to India

You stopped playing ranked because you're completely worthless and hopelessly unskilled, the only one who would ever be nice enough to spare you the time to teach you really is only probably me. Maso-pig Support filth like you very sincerely deserve to be put out of your misery already so you stop being such a detriment to the rest of the team, luckily or unluckily for you taking the trash out the curb isn't in my job description.
I'd consider it, maybe you won't end up continuing to be such a loose degenerate like the other one.
Just a fair warning though my flaming would probably be the least thing you'd need to worry about.

Hold in there cutie!
seconded

this thread is disgraceful

>FUGG, i earned the same amount of money by working for 6 months as a part time job.
Move to Norway and get autism. You'll get free money, even if you're studying something.

>I'm thinking of going to India
Sounds neat. Considered going to central america instead? I'm going there next christmas. Going to be amazing. And I'll get to brush up on my spanish, so this year I'll improve to languages!

Would you happen to know how to get a bosozoku GF?

Also, how easy is it to hang out with the Yakuza? It would be cool to get a tattoo while I'm over there, with some yakuza gang members or something.

n..no im not. i.. i just played a few rankeds and didnt want to play the game for the competitive things b..but for the fun.
b..but i think i have to be gratefull that you even took the time to respond to me and gave such a degenerated pervert like me attention. i.. i always try to be a good member of the team but i always accept the blame for everything like a good support slut.
b..but thank ypu for considering.. b..but i dont think we can play together since im on EU and you on NA and i cant play there because ping related issues. and no worries sir.. i have a thick skin regarding flaming and pretty much seen all aspects of toxicity

ahhh I just got some high heels :o

but too tired to dress up tonight :(

imma go take a shower now and then head to work.
there are croissants in the caffeteria this morning and i want some!
also coffee i want

slutty
take a nap and do it later and post pics perv.

>Central America
It's fuggin far away from Japan XDDD above all i will have some trouble when using airports in USA as a hub airport to go to Central America(people in Japan have no choice but to fly to USA in order to go to Central America and South America.). Without visa, they don't allow people who've been to Iran(i've been there last before) to even temporarily use their airports for security reason(danger of terrorism), and the visa of USA is fuggin expensive (250€~), so it's troublesome af XDDD. For what reason are you gonna study Spanish? Perchance you will travel SA for long someday, so you will be prepared for it?

In Japan nowadays bosozoku has already died out, it was 40 years ago that they were flourishing. My dad belonged to it.

>how easy is it to hang out with yakuza
I've seen them only once since i was born. I mean there's no channel for ordinary people to talk with them. There's a yakuza head house near my house tho.

Their tatoo is totally different from other tatoo styles as you may know, and there are people who exclusively do yakuza-style tatoo for yakuza. I've heard it costs fuggin expensive. Your expense will btfo if you wanna do that

Noice.
Looking forward to seeing that.

Happy straya day
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I'm back everyone, some some squid and chips for dinner

what kind of heels?
post a pic of them sissy
that sounds nice, I bet you're going to take off all your clothes for this shower

I checked how much it costs.
Tatooing one arm : your total expense to travel here

no it's too late for naps! almost bedtime!

These ones, they were pretty cheap although super pink hah

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I'm home (sort of)

welcome honey
*zips dick*

Herro

What did ya get?

You homos thought that I would never return to condemn you to hell again?

Well, I am back. And this time my words shall sink even deeper into your hearts and condemn you to walk the earth with troublesome thoughts!

hey matey, read any good poetry lately?

Are you the Swedish poetry fan?

Food

>It's fuggin far away from Japan XDDD above all i will have some trouble when using airports in USA as a hub airport to go to Central America(people in Japan have no choice but to fly to USA in order to go to Central America and South America.).
same here, but we can just get the ESTA visa, which is easy as fuck to get and only costs like 20 dollars or so?

>Without visa, they don't allow people who've been to Iran(i've been there last before) to even temporarily use their airports for security reason(danger of terrorism),
fug :DDDDD
>and the visa of USA is fuggin expensive (250€~), so it's troublesome af XDDD.
Why? Does Japan not have some sort of visa arrangement with the US? I'm confuse
>In Japan nowadays bosozoku has already died out
I saw a doco about it once, quite sad. Their bikes were fucken cool as shit, and the bosozoku which are still around are pretty pitiful.
>My dad belonged to it
that's fucking awesome, does he still have the bike? I actually really want to take a roadtrip around Japan on a bike, some old kawasaki or something. It would be really cool, but I don't even have a drivers license. Busboi4lyfe

>I've seen them only once since i was born. I mean there's no channel for ordinary people to talk with them.
I've heard lots of stories on people randomly running into them and such.
>There's a yakuza head house near my house tho.
lol wut

>Their tatoo is totally different from other tatoo styles as you may know, and there are people who exclusively do yakuza-style tatoo for yakuza. I've heard it costs fuggin expensive. Your expense will btfo if you wanna do that
Yes I think they look cool as fuck.

>I checked how much it costs.
>Tatooing one arm : your total expense to travel here
w a t t h e f u g >:DDDDDDD