Dear non Australians, how do you live with the shame?

Dear non Australians, how do you live with the shame?

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>ABO
Nice ID

>ABO
Your cover has been blown

>ABO
The internet hates you Aussies. For good reasons.

>ABO

>ABO

ABO Abdu

I jack off on Moa bones imagining them to be those of a vanquished Emu.

Alas neither of us shall know that joy.

How do you live with such Ego?

>ABO
I feel bad for you OP, starting a thread to make some bantz then getting BTFO by the ID system

>abo
>shame

checks out

i would rather be living in a rural area of america desu

this is one of those special threads, PRAISE ABO.

I'd lick her Abo asshole till it turned back into a white man.

>Australia
>not a fail

emus, abos, carps, frogs and so on...

I don't know how they do it, care to share Abo?

>That id
>That poster

Your a mess

>1 post by this ID

What's wrong with frogs Günter?

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put me in screenshot

>dOD
>U.S department of defense

Dear Australians, how do you deal with the shame of knowing there's a really good chance you're the descendant of a no good criminal?

>when one of your mates' nickname is literally Abo because he's so tanned.

only in Australia m8s

>ironically getting ABO Abdu in the ID
Fucking kek

I'm sorry that the american education system failed you.

Most Australians are descended from farmers and other immigrants that came to Australia after the convicts.

Keeping those alpha genes alive in the illegitimate offspring of Filipino sex workers.

my nans, nans nan, etc was arrested in england for stealing silverware from a pub and sent here.
>tfw only exist because of degenerate ancestors

>wake up to a warm -15°c
>go plug in my fuckin truck becuase it's too cold to start
>lazy fuckin kids didn't pack wood in the house
>pack wood
>go fell a few trees with my husky
>have a greasy poutine shit
>wipe my ass with an owl
>make love to my French Canadian wife with a fucked up English accent
>then we smoke players light and have a bite of poutine to wrap up the morning

No shame here yah fuckin didgeridoo

Where were you the night Abo btfo'd the rest of the world?

one of my great grandfathers on my father's fled to Australia from France to escape the law.

Came to Australia and opened a barber shop and had three wives.

what a bloke.

>wake up to a warm 45°c
>go start my XB falcon and put in an ACDC CD
>lazy fuckin kids didn't pack a cone in my bong
>pack cone
>go yell at a few muslims with my m8
>have a greasy hungry jacks shit
>wipe my ass with a wombat
>make love to my bogan australian wife with a fucked up queensland accent
>then we smoke winnie blues and smash a few cones to wrap up the morning

Pretty good honestly. Because it means that they probably weren't quitters. When they couldn't afford to feed themselves or their families they made the hard choice

I don't know about you but that sounds pretty badass

I legit feel sorry for countries that don't have hungry jacks.

My ancestor was a landowner in England.
Can't tell you where cause I share it's last name and it's pretty uncommon.

It's Perry isn't it?

>ABO
Sniff some petrol you cunt.

I am Australian.

the burgers are better desu

confirmed horse thief descendant
other side is scottish or irish immigrant, can't remember

liar

Fuck oaf

>ABO

wew lad

Australians are truly the masters at shtpostiing

how do they do it? its a mystery

god bless 'stralia

Looks pretty much like Burger King

Agreed, but why not a rural area of Australia?

I think our problem is the vast majority of Aussies live in gigantic cities and don't understand there's a world outside that. That applies to kids on Sup Forums, too.

I wish Australians would respect rural life a bit more.

Their nuggers can't compete though m8. Real talk.

I fucking kek'd
top post

Are you drunk m8?

>ABO
Savage
Rekt

Cheers to Australia.

Get fucked all you other cunts.

true, true.

big fan of Mickie d's or KFC's nuggets tho ay.

This really needs to get edited with the Aussie shitposting face and the audience having other flags on it

>KFC
Used to be okay about 20 years ago. Been shit ever since.

KFC nuggets are the fucking bees knees.

think about this, back then Australia had fuck all. These cunts immigrated and built stuff and made the country a better place. Now brown cunts come here for free shit.

really makes you think

>Double 77s
Yes

ausralia suck. btfo idiots.

Great-Great Grandpappy on dads side came out in 1812 which was about the earliest settlement ships there were. The other relatives I know came after WWI. Interestingly my German great grandmother was said to have chosen Australia because she had heard how fit and healthy all the Aussies looked during the war. Was a good choice.

think i have seen that already.
anyone got it?

what do you blokes reckon about Red Rooter's cheesy nuggets?

go alright I reckon

No.
Aparentlly only 180 people in the world bear my surname.

>tfw we will never accept qt conservative german refugees fleeing the muslim hordes and i will never have a qt german gf

Yea I heard they changed the oil they used to cook the chicken in but I could be wrong

your country is only good for making tit monsters.

>ABO
TOP LEL

almost up there with theindian posters with poo and then loo in the same thread

Is Australia Asian yet?

Mate, I haven't seen one of their stores in fucking forever. The only one I know is the one on fucking High Street

spot posting ours 1/10

>ABO

We can dream my friend. I've met some girls who were pretty keen on Aussie citizenship so we can get qt German gf's just gotta marry them and bring em back

My great great great grandpa was a notorious rapist, he probably raised the arsehole outta some protoSJW cunt, it's what blokes with testosterone in their blood do, but being a shirt lifting American your too busy letting negros fuck your women as I sit on the edge of the bed sucking your thumb to even appreciate the glory of such ancestors.

Cunt you need to do some push-ups, some sit ups and start thinking of yourself like the yanks were in WW2.
Those cunts would open a can of beans with their teeth, now look at you guys, fuck.

where do you live?, they are everywhere in the suburbs.

I prefer red rooster over KFC these days, it sort of sucks because in canberra there is like KFC in almost area in the region and probably like 3 red roosters put in inconvenient places

>>That id
>>That poster
You can't talk

>tfw got scratched by a platypus a few months ago, punched it in the face to get it away from me, then remembered they carry a seriously toxic venom that gives you an unimaginable pain
felt like fucking shit man

How have you cunts been lately?

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yeah true i got none where i live, but got one at the westfields where i work

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ANDY

my ancestors murdered the shit out of boongs and made Tasmania 100% abo free.

The government makes it very hard for white people to come here. For a marriage visa it's $10,000 on top of all the paper work and other fees.

We should declare Sweden, Germany and Ukraine countries where we can take refugees from.

I genuinely am a descendant of a convict

>Gigantic cities
Largest city only has 4.2 million people. Are you on crack?

The country owes you a debt, please accept our gratitude.

We are sorry Canberra said sorry

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That ID.... xD

I remember when I could leave my doors unlocked, even around descendants of convicts. then they brought niggers in

>how do you live with the shame?
Pretty well.

I feel bad for Australians. Anglos dumped their criminals to your country.

Sydney just passed 5 million, Melbourne is almost there.

No country in the world is as centralised in gigantic cities as Australia, you stupid cuck.

You're welcome mate

my blood boils every time I see that disgusting abo flag as it reminds me that my grandchaps fought and died so they could be called racist invaders.

maybe he means gigantic in terms of area, because they do sprawl out a bit ay

Yeah well you got a huge bunch of French homosexuals, I'll take bread thieves over turd burglars any day

population on 23 million almost 50% of those live in Melbourne or Sydney

Durr everyone should live in a commieblock right faggot?

Kek

howitworksdaily.com/why-are-cane-toads-such-a-problem-in-australia/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cane_toads_in_Australia
phys.org/news/2014-02-cane-toads-abilities-western-australia.html
news.mongabay.com/2005/04/cane-toads-increasingly-a-problem-in-australia/
eu.earthwatch.org/expeditions/australias-vanishing-frogs
phys.org/news/2006-02-cane-toads-major-problem-australia.html

whats not a problem for you aussis?

>ABO

We literally were racist invaders m8. That's not necessarily a bad thing.