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the feminine ideal edition

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God is not the sea, but of its nature:
He scatters like the moonlight on the water
or appears on the horizon like a sail.
The sea is where He wakes, or sinks to dreams.
He made the sea, and like the clouds and storms
is born of it, over and over. Thus the Creator
finds himself revived by his own creature:
he thrives on the same spirit he exhales.
I’ll make you, Lord, as you made me, restore
the soul you gifted me; in time, uncover
your name in my own. Let that pure source
that pours its empty heart out to us pour
through my heart too; and let the turbid river

oh fuck they're underage. whoops

Hey lads remember that retard in the last thread who thought minimum wage was earning £1,300 a month even though that equates to £9 an hour when minimum wage is £7.50 at the moment HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

bit gay lad

god i wish that were me

of every heartless faith dry up for ever.

thanks lads

REGRETS, I'VE HAD A FEW
BUT THEN AGAIN, TOO FEW TO MENTION

degenerate

Choon.

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looks like a bit of a minger ngl

>I work on the shop floor and in the office.
>watching from your office while the drivers desperately try to load the pallets, lifting nary a finger to help them as that might damage your authority
>thinking this is "hard work"

Literal toilberg REEEEEEE

redheads are either 10/10 or 0/10, there's no middle ground

I don't give a shit what hours you personally work retard, why are you moving the goalposts? You said £1,300 a month was minimum wage. And you were wrong, accept it and move on

>Tarquin spastic doesn't understand the concept of shift work

I don't work 7 hours, I can work up to 12 hours when I do a night shift.

I don't get a lunch break of an hour unless I'm working a double shift of 14 hours.

I don't have to work 20 days a month I can work more, which I usually do.

Ergo, I can earn up to 1200 a month.

Now fuck off

good enough for a pnd my man

Would fuck just to see the pubes desu

that has a penis

Contract is 30 hours a week but I pretty much always work 40, often more. Most I did was 53 in a week which is technically against the rules (not supposed to do more than 48)

CSIS just logged that reverse image search, WELP GUESS I'M DONE FOR LADS, GOOD NIGHT

that was me. you did good just treat her right and be honest about how you feel with her. don't try to impress her just be honest. if it doesn't work then it was for the best

Jesus, with that lad working at aldi busting his anus i sure am glad i'm in a cosy office with biscuits and birds

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rest in RIP

lucky fuck

I DIDN'T KNOW JANNY PLEASE NOOOOOOOO PLEASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Do I make my Dwarf fire mage male or female lads? Can't decide if I want to make a waifu or not.

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Jesus. Is Spain really like this?

Why are you niglets cherrypicking things and taking them out of context. I only hope you’re doing it on purpose and don’t actually have reading comprehension as terrible as this

When it comes to the delivery I work my cunt off and work the pallets.

But as a member of management obviously throughout the day my duties also consist of some office work.

I wish I got to work in a bird sanctuary.

You stupid fuck.

I said I was on minimum wage, but I manage to earn 1200 a month. Now you're scrabbling around like a pathetic little Tarquin trying to find a way you can still be right, despite being proven emphatically wrong.

Now stop replying like the contemptible little worm you are.

>playing female
>ever

tranny

>dwarf mage
unironically kill yourself

Sometimes i dream for this

In the plus side though I’m never bored because there’s always so much going on that there is no time to get bored

human female for MAXIMUM slut erp
t. knower
don't ask

tried having a wank earlier but couldn't cum

Every post you're making now is damage control. You are an autistic runt with a shit job lmao. You said £1300 a month was minimum wage, I said that toilers in retail earn well below that, so it can't be minimum wage. I said that at full time to.

Now you've backed tracked and said

>b-but i personally do overtime a-a-and do more hours!

You've lost, accept defeat with some grace and move on.

this thread always works for me

enjoy your ban, nonce

That’s not Spain lad, obviously some third world South American country

>You've lost, accept defeat with some grace and move on.

Genuinely reckon I have the hardest job on /brit/ at the moment

this post is right desu

cute kot

last post of the night. will get one more good night sleep before the csis van gets me tomorrow

you might as well have linked gay porn because it's just as arousing to me (by which i mean not at all)

that is NOT a standard pour. are you trying to get her drunk?

I said 1200 a month, minimum wage.

As in I earn 1200 a month, on minimum wage. Implying I therefore do a fuck-ton of overtime.

>toilers in retail earn well below that so it can't be minimum wage

Jesus christ you literally do not understand what minimum wage means. Shut the fuck up.

hello rasheed

No, that is Spain.

“No”

Not him but minimum wage literally means the munimum amount that an employer is legally allowed to pay you per hour (7.50). It doesn’t mean the minimum amount you might earn in a month.

If that povertyanon is being paid £7.50 per hour then he is on minimum wage. It’s that simple.

ranjeet

black people should be banned from porn

it's all well and good if a woman becomes a porn actress and fucks hundreds of different men but the moment she lets herself get fucked by a nigger she's irredeemable

Your waifu drinks?

looks like a fucking fish hahahahahahahahaha

why are you arguing about minimum wage at 4am in the morning lads?

I've just posted in the previous thread the sums of the £7.50 an hour, which equates to under £12,000 a year. £1,300 a month is over £17,000 a year. You have literally no idea what you're talking about and I think you may be a teenager or something

What in your opinion is the optimum hour to argue about minimum wage

Because tarquin needs a lesson in how it fucking works

Trump thinks he can stop freedom of speech? Wtf

oh alright lad post a pic of your gf

Undeniably /are psycho/

>black people should be banned from porn

>it's all well and good if a woman becomes a porn actress and fucks hundreds of different men but the moment she lets herself get fucked by a nigger she's irredeemable

absolute STATE of the comments on the hardcore remix of mr happy
>stfu u nonse, this tune is complete trash mate its just noise lol, talk about fucking up a remix then this is how you do it. yoshivh1 obviously knows his dnb
>What's that pounding? This shit is scary

feed dat kot

>tfw work in Maccies and get paid almost a pound over the minimum wage for my age bracket

Shut up retard, you're embarrassing yourself

What's your opinion on the right to bear arms?

imagine working at mcdonalds

don't know why neil's dad from the inbetweeners has to show up in every other channel 4 sitcom

djipe remix i mean, i'm sure there's more than one hardcore remix

sounds like a pretty good job desu
I'd love to handle some BBC

I eat there every day almost would get a nice discount.

Going to turn on the 'vee and watch some republic gay parade las

don't know about america but here they've really cleaned their act up. May got there more often

CHANGE THE NAME

The first thing she did was take this all leather paddle and whale full force between my legs, I was sitting so I couldn’t fall down. She did this a few times and it hurt! Still I was able to take it, next she started giving me a couch dance, she turned around with her back to me and started rubbing against me. I had a full erection by now. She bent over leaning forward lifting herself off me and without notice she back kicked me right in the balls. I saw stars and actually screamed it was the first time I ever screamed in a ball busting session.

She grabbed my face and whispered to me, “Learn to process my pain” and that simmered me down to only receive a hard knee to my balls. When I recovered from that she was on her knees between my legs pretending to be giving me a blow job. Her head went down and I didn’t see her bald up fist flying into my groin. That hit made me roll off the couch onto the floor. Next she walked around me and again without notice she stomped me between my legs which by far is the hardest I have ever been hit in my nuts, I cried. I don’t mean cry like complain, I mean I cried with real tears. She placed a ball gag in my mouth to help keep me quiet and the next ten or fifteen minutes was a never ending kick feast for her. Even while covered up she managed to kick my balls somehow.

Most grim job I can imagine 2bh

wondering how many coloreds are in the thread rn

My dad met him in a music shop once ama

classic
wake up cunts
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I'm white

I never said 1300, i said 1200. And like i said, it varies depending on how many shifts I can get.

Sometimes I work over 50 hours a week. I have done shifts of 24 hours straight before.

You are so fucking stuck up you literally cannot even comprehend what it is like to work on minimum wage and actually have to take as many hours as you can. My rent alone is 700 a month, if I worked normal hours I would be homeless.

I'm 100% European not a single drop a nonwhite blood.

I asked her foot size and it's 10 and her height is 5'6 so she's not a tranny.

still in a gay furry drunk mood

fuck captcha

I find them pretty cute desu

I just want to clarify whether or not she was in fact an MP, it wasn't just some weird fever dream I had, right?

Are you white or colored?

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>size 10 shoe at 5'6"
>not tranny

LOL

good lads

Uggo

GIVE ME (you)s you fucking cunts
you think i toil away at this fucking captcha just to get nothing? you fucking swine.

rather handsome lad you have there
good posture

>I have done shifts of 24 hours straight before.

Watch your mouth, mongrel. You're talking to a member of the Aryan race.

*moves the goalpost again*

>b-but I PERSONALLY EARN MIN WAGE

When we talk about these things, you cannpt expect an anonymous person on the internet to fully understand your personal circumstances and what you do. You clearly have some strain of autism. I am talking in general, because I don't know who you are, autismo. When we talk about minimum wage, i THINK it's more than reasonable to set basic assumptions that the toiler is working full time, and with that in mind, working full time on minimum wage does not equate of 1300 or 1200 a month.

turned on my laptop and the bios screen thing came up for some reason haha bit of a hacker i am