Why is German pornography so weird...

Why is German pornography so weird?! Whenever I try to look up some muslim guy banging a blonde like I'd expect in German porn, I only get video of this thing putting its scoop into the hilside.

Get fucked by my small 350k km2 country

>implying its not all scat, piss, and goo gangbangs...
but germans will lie through their teeth and tell you how degenerate everyone else is

blacked is US

i love the bagger 288 so fucking much

Hot

One of the many German fixations is apparently to dig holes in sand for some reason.

than user why is the production named "German Goo Girls" still a thing in your country?
food for thought

This machine made me hard, not lying here, but I came when I saw the KRUPP sign

it’s pretty depraved, but every now and then I’ll jack off to it, it has that disgusting, sleazy porn atmosphere

this >German Goo Girls
It's a great alliteration tho

Tell me of Luxembourg. I don't want to move there don't worry I just want to hear about it. What are some WWI memorials and comfy countrysides, etc.

Do not talk shit about GGG, it is our national treasure.

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Agree, German porn is weird.

europes gophers.

I feel this, can't lie and say I've never jerked it to some goo girls. its that grimy scumbag atmosphere that makes me stay

kek

What happened in World War 2? Oh yeah, we slapped you bitch ass krauts around, then told Stalin to fuck off, Europe was our slut.

There is nothing wrong with cheap amateur porn, user. Only amateur pornography is true passion

Me with the shovel

>Oh yeah, we slapped you bitch ass krauts around, then told Stalin to fuck off, Europe was our slut.

*blocks your path*

You sure *won* that war

..is this a subtle jab at Finland?

>There is nothing wrong with cheap amateur porn, user. Only amateur pornography is true passion
Yea but there is no heart, no soul in the porn, just a quick jerk.

Requesting more Germans digging, for research.

Too easy. Don't let Achmed take all of your aryan women.

Mashallah

>WW2 participants
>shows post cold war map
Ah come on.

Die haben des eh nicht bis jetzt gemerkt.

Most German pornography is a fat man with hairloss banging some ugly 40+ hooker.

UNFF

We've already noticed Hans.

Scared to ask what German Goo Girls is...

>can afford 'superior' caseless german bullets even though your german

*blocks your lounger*

Bukkake/gangbang franchise.

I wear this when going shooting at my local Schützenverein

There are mostly WWII memorials scattered around, but I wouldn’t say they’re worth visiting, it’s just a plaque with text and some stone usually. But there are some nice towns/castles like Echternach, Viandien, Esch sur sure, wouldn’t say Luxembourg is specifically worth a visit, but it’s comfy

gangbang/creampie shit almost like the same thing the japs do.
hmmmmmmm and both were axis powers, really makes you think

do those increase endurance or dexterity

They give +3 agility combined with zis

>2100 rpm on burst fire lets you have the felt recoil of a single bullet while sending three rounds down range
Damn kraut space magic how do you work?

I dunno

its simple just over engineer every metal and plastic part to the point where everything breaks and has to be replaced with parts made and imported from germany
best gun the krauts made was the G3

Now annually :DDD

The sad part about the g11 is that it was actually a
robust rifle once they got the kinks worked out
with the caseless ammunition.

But because of the reunification it was dropped for the cheaper G36.
The G36 is actually a good rifle, the melting thing was a spook made by the von der Leyen to get a repalcement but didn’t work.

like everything the germans made for export, no wants it if its broken at first even after they work out the bugs. XM8 I'm looking at you...

East Germany was so scared about the G11 so they thought that the best way to prevent West Germany to adapt the G11 was to unify and turn the West German economy into shit for the next decades.
Worked surprisingly well.

>krauts work half of what you do and earn ten times more
what the fuck man
who made this gay earth i wanna file a complaint.

The absolute state of american education

You can always become the 17th Bundesland :DDDD

I actually been curious about this, how long is a normal work shift in Germany?

I have no idea why those numbers are so low. Everyone I know including me works 40 hours a week (around 1800 a year) in full time jobs.

The fuck is this map?

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most retarded ww2 map I've ever seen

Germans are a boring people with no sense of humour.

What's wrong with it besides the fact that is uses current borders in Europe rather than the pre-war ones?
Soviet Union was allied with the 3rd reich.

>Russia is somehow part of Axis
>Rest of the Soviet republics isn't
>Central Asia is one country

Well I already pointed out that the map doesn't use pre-war borders which would've been completely appropriate.

>the melting thing was a spook
t. heckler und cock marketing dept

It doesn't even use modern borders.

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I don't get is this thread about porn or big industrial machines? Dont tell me you dont have those

that's a lot of effort

must be statistical faults

>overtime isn't counted
>commuting isn't counted
>legal pauses are considered

something like that