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nth for yuri

what a lewd picture of italy-chan

being gay is haram

Italy having a nice drink of soy milk

...

Italy would be better off drinking cows milk then

well you'd be able to have other people's pleasure sticks jab inside of you for multiple orgasms, all while they're fondling your breasts and molesting your mouth and licking your armpits or your ear, what's there not to like about being a girl?

or maybe cum

>and molesting your mouth and licking your armpits or your ear
wew

Under the covers right now.
Slowly moving towards sleep time.

good night pupper

God if I were a girl I'd be some kind of mega submissive slut, I'd offer to be tied up and electrocuted and whipped and violently dicked by multiple people at once in all my holes, and they'll also be able to rub their dicks all over my shivering, sweaty armpits and breasts and stomach and face

Alright lads I'm off to bed

Goodnight everyone
have a nice sleep

Night night
Nighty night to you too

the west died with napoleon

Stop being a masochist

Getting ready for bed, someone please sing me a lullaby.

I'm not just a masochist, I'm a slutty cock sleeve

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Good night desu

*nibbles your ear*
Have a comfy sleep cuties

I'm not going to sleep just yet...
I'll still hang around for a wee bit more.
Good night.
Sleep tight.
Don't let the bed bugs bite.

that's the good stuff right there

>sleeping before midnight on a friday
Are you guys children?

I'm not a child, I'm a sex toy~

He's a highschooler

IT'S FRIDAY??

No body told me.

I have work tomorrow
Fuck off fat cunt

I totally forgot what day it was...
I thought it was Thursday.

Bet you actually have supplementary classes tomorrow, but are too shy to tell us.

Stop calling me fat you cunt!

Stop calling me a highschooler!!

Then stop going to highschool :3

Alright, middle schooler.

Arrrrgggggg wrong image

I meant to post this one

slut!

aw, cute

now you know!

don't lie to me user

don't worry, you'll be an adult soon ^^

Fuck now I deleted the whole post and not just the image
Don't you start too

I'm tired from my seizures, don't bulli me pls ;_;

>fat cut
I bet you're just jealous of his manly body

Thanks!
Wh-why aren't you responding to me??? D-do you hate me?

I'm not fat!
I swear to god!

No, although fat cunt was a bit harsh, but being called a highschooler is annoying
I did, then I put the wrong image with the post and then accidentally deleted the post instead of just the image

Don't worry, you'll learn the necessary motor skills by the time you reach puberty.

Of course not
But I hope you're thick where it matters

>wanting to be spanked by your senpai
l-lewd

Oh, sorry!

Why is this general so fucking gay?

>But I hope you're thick where it matters
I don't know where it matters, but I still do have a relatively large bum which I'm insecure about.

Oceanic tradition

wait
was that supposed to be a penis reference?
I don't know

Going to have a spermy shower~~ be back in a bit

I'd insult you, but you would probably get off to that.

that would be rude

>a relatively large bum which I'm insecure about.
Cute CUTE

I've never really thought about it like that

>but I still do have a relatively large bum which I'm insecure about.
How big are we talking here?

thicc

>Oh, sorry!

It's ok, we can hug it out

bubble butt

delet this

we can, I guess

I'm back!!

I bet your butt is cute, and would look even cuter in a miniskirt~

Say please and I will.

Not happening!
well...
maybe I could have a try

I went to Shinjuku to eat semen... no no no ramen today.looks like vomit, doesn't it?

That's lewd!

You should try!
Maybe complete with a blouse and panties.

Hate bean sprouts to be honest
Do you like them?

fuck that looks good
How often do you eat ramen?
I wish nz had cheap food like nippon

>bean sprouts
Literally the best vegetable
I fucking love that shit

It's the Indonesian user's fault!

Seaweed is the best vegetable desu
Bean sprouts are among the worst, but they're nowhere as bad as p*Rsley

Since when was there an ind*Nesian here??

>bean sprouts
I feel like eating 触手 so it's ok!

He went somewhere, I swear!

>parsley
A harmless herb
What is wrong with you?
Coriander is literal cancer.

I found the Chinese version

Once a week, can you believe the ramen in the pic contains more than 2000kcal? I often see Chinese tourists make an absurdly long line in front of a famous ramen restaurant called Ichiran 一蘭。

Hmm
Pretty damn sure there has been no ind*Nesians here whatsoever

c*Riander is cancer too

>contains more than 2000kcal
Holy fuck, that's basically an entire day, makes me wonder how the japs are so skinny.
There are a bunch of ramen places I want to go, but mainly in Hokkaido to the the corn/butter ramen and also the Shoyu ramen in Tokyo.

>can you believe the ramen in the pic contains more than 2000kcal
T-that's more than twice my daily calorie intake

>butter ramen
The fuck?

>T-that's more than twice my daily calorie intake
Unless you are trying to lose weight or are an 5'0 female you really should be eating way more than that.

>The fuck?
Hokkaido special, they put a knob of butter on top that melts into the ramen

Are you the new one who thinks I'm Corean?

Fuck off singa
You may be a stunted asian twink, but I know how the human body works.

BACK FROM MY SOAPY SHOWER!

I WAS PLAYING AROUND WITH MY NERF RIFLE WHILE LISTENING TO COOL MUSIC AND I ACCIDENTALLY BROKE MY LAMPSHADE AAAAAAAAH

>I WAS PLAYING AROUND WITH MY NERF RIFLE WHILE LISTENING TO COOL MUSIC
are you a literal child?

You don't know how my lifestyle works desu
I just sit on the bed all day, I don't even lose weight

Really, not Indonesian?? I'm pretty sure it was a Malaysian then...

I p-posted under a Malaysian flag for a while but I don't think you were here then...

how much do you weigh, what height?

Nice taste, m8. There's (sperm) milk ramen restaurant in my hometown :) also most of ramen we eat is much less oily and have much lower calory.
You wut my quad, how much do you weigh

It was cool desu. I was playing a whole movie in my head with explosions and girls and everything.
Hello Jap-user!

61~63kg, fluctuates, 174cm

>also most of ramen we eat is much less oily and have much lower calory
Yeah, only gaijins eat shitty b*Tter ramen

>milk ramen
I don't think I've heard of this one before.
Sounds interesting and really creamy.

nice image

I'm just teasing you

My heart was about to explode when a cute girl doze off and used my shoulders as a pillow. My first girl interaction this year.

You're around my height but you must have bigger thighs or something

Yep, you should be eating like twice that, at least 1.5k for basal rate.
So either you have fucked your metabolism up with really bad eating habits or overestimate your calories.

Holy shit user. Please explain what happened in further detail!

D-desu

Meanie

I can't find a proper version

I have zero non-necessary muscle mass
And I have a big bum and thighs

Well actually I don't count my calories desu I might be eating more than I think.

What I do know is that my lax lifestyle means that I'm not losing any weight whatsoever

What's going on desu?

Are you g-getting fat?

Hello straya :) btw the short term straya sounds like "Strega", which means "witch" in Italian. Sounds comfy :)
I was surprised your weight is more than 60kg even though you intake only about 1000kcal per day lmao
Surprisingly, it's good 2bh

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