Bowden kino edition
/brit/
its a hotdog but instead of a sausage its a big ol poo
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get worried that my clenching is wearing down my teeth
*clenches teeth in anxiety*
>never had a strong male role model
the state of me haha
I do this a lot too haha bit wierd we are x
stop doing MDMA ya gurnin cunt
what is it about remainer tears that makes them so delicious
is it the thwarted arrogance or the powerless rage
can't put my finger on it
Hmmm yes, quite so, quite so, excellent, yes.
I'm straight edge mate
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this choon is my guilty pleasure
Not watching any of that utter tripe
more like gay edge hahah lmao nice
okay, is /brit/ finished now? is it over?
lads what's it called when you have runny shits and you feel extremely unpleasant and cold
watching stargate again lads
ayy
no vomming?
that's called the shits lad, you've got the shits
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thats called being normal
oh right. how did I obtain them
dying
more like stargay hhaha watch a real show
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i just rewatched tng and i didnt want to watch more star trek so it was either stargate or farscape
dodgy kebab
dont meme this little kid its not fair
assange might be freed on Feb 6. bet they'll arrest him immediately on some bullshit terms
Ahhhhhh, nothing quite like that first sip of the day am I right lads
Leaves you feeling like a new man
just realised that Sup Forums aren't the miserable autistic fucks these days, it's /brit/ that's miserable. Sup Forums actually seems pretty optimistic and normie.
might become a Sup Forumsack again
wow fascinating rorke, tell us more
jog on then
iiiii looooveeee youuuu jesusssss chriiiiistttt
never went to Sup Forums tell me about it and describe it
shit I need to buy whiskey again
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fucking choon
that's probably your body flushing out toxins
I on the other hand have not taken a shit in days
thats alrigh lad
Cancer
I need to clean my browser history before gf comes but I also want to keep it somewhere and put it back afterwards
how does one do this
see, this is what I mean
dry, humourless, boring lefties. this is what /brit/ has become. a more absurdist version of /r/unitedkingdom. There's no banter with the lads any more. Just whining about Brexit
>have not taken a shit in days
normal for me. i only go once every 4 days or so
freaks
that means you're body is operating at 100% efficiency
Don't know how people manage to keep their teeth into old age, the old adage of 'you lose any teeth you don't floss' might be true.
>claiming half of £128 ticket cost back because train was delayed an hour
>also claiming full cost back on expenses to company that interviewed me
who /DEVILISH/ here
what teh fuck cunt i literally told you to 'jog on then' not once did i mention brexit or politics CUNT
FUCK OFF
job hunting while at work lol
>people don't care about my Sup Forums shite
>must be the fucking lefties from reddit!!!!!
lmao, the poor mind of rorke
I shit everyday whats wrong with you
by far the worst general that I've been to
careful they dont usually appreciate that
could get sacked
tsk tsk
so much pent up anger
what you going to do with your 64 quid
pooicide boys x pooya
you've clearly never been to /who/
toilberg here, report to my office in 5 minutes
Sup, brits. Anybody want to talkto a russian guy?
I just need somebody to chat with, but I don't have any friends, so maybe you guys can help me out?
telegram @Johnwinters
bought a 10x5 inch dildo yesterday lads
hurt at first but after a couple of hours i could take the whole thing in me
yung shit
dam that was hard
love that Ive seen this tv show enough i can insert quotes into appropriate situations and no one knows
nobody really uses telegram in this country i think, never caught on
dunno might save it or buy the new monster hunter
>Airfix
God I was an autistic child
mate its not pent up if you come within 40 miles of me i will drop you faster than you can say 'mug'
incognito mode innit
that's pure profit. put it back into the business so the government doesn't come for it. you're a toilberg now
expound
telegram is only used by terrorists here
ooo-er, you're hard
til I was like 14 I used to make and paint airfix models
still have a Sopwith Camel I made years ago - mum threw the rest of it out when we were moving house and didn't realise why I was pissed off
Tell me what's trending then. ICQ? Skype? I'm a couple of decades late on this topic.
fucking choon
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yankoid spotted
*takes a shit in the /shit/ aka /brit/ general*
*leaves*
binkas bunkis binkis
cool save the last part
Maybe discord or something, I don't really use these things either
fuck off bender
>african flag
not a single syllable
>Trump's first international TV interview is with ITV
hmmm
muh obamacare muh neolib! libtard! liberals! muh socialism obamacare muh dick *gets riddled with bullets*
Think What'sApp is the most popular
2ch DOT hk/b/src/169447210/15169632841553.mp4
WEW
virus
whatsapp or facebook chat, you can't save normies from themselves
shan't
Well... Fuck. Guess I won't be making any friends here today
virus ! do not click !
havent got a business though
hot. what movie?
whyrus do nod clig
> The tweets featured videos including one supposedly showing a Muslim immigrant hitting a Dutch boy on crutches. Dutch authorities later said the perpetrator was born and raised in the Netherlands.
>Dutch authorities later said the perpetrator was born and raised in the Netherlands.
suppose that makes it alright then
ill take one for the team and click it. if i dont report back soon its because im dead or i fell asleep
Watch this instead
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apparently 'La región salvaje'
im not sure if its the right one though. nothing in the parental advice section about that scene
that's a euphemism for treat yo self
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lole?
What I've learned from chan culture is that everyone from around the world, no matter what culture, will find reasons to hate the Jews
i see
should probably save it as i still havent got a job tbf