Do any of you actually have anyone to go to the movies with? mom does't count

do any of you actually have anyone to go to the movies with? mom does't count

my dad

Why would I go with my Mom? I hate her

I also hate people in general so going on my own is good

my girlfriend

hi eminem. lol no but you hate your mom? you sound about 15

how obese is she?

Yes.

I have friends who are usually willing to go see something with me. One of them also frequents Sup Forums as well so we usually spend a lot of time memeing at each other on the theater which is fun.

175cm 60 kilos, she's in better shape than me desu

prove it

plebbiters are just buying extra seats to fit their fatasses into the row.

Sup Forums is the fit master race. don't you forget that, niggerchu.

why wouldn't you trust me?

This and my friends if it's too kino for her

no but even when I did I preferred going alone

My inner circle of friends are plebs and will only go to normie blockbusters/capeshit. I'll usually go with my not girlfriend if I want to see kino.

same here. you can go try picking up hookers after the movie without friends interfering

Exactly. Sometimes my friends would judge me for getting alleyway blowies afterwards. Really nice no having to put up with that kind of judgement.

i go to my local arthouse enough all the staff and regulars know me

feels good desu

>not having your friends prank you by sucking your dick afterwards
my man, do you even friends

I'm 29 and I hate my mum, what does age have to do with interpersonal relationships?

That's not cool, I'm sure she loves you

because this is internet town, and you can't trust people's words in internet town

I'm so proud to have her I'm tempted to post a pic for proof, but if she finds out I did that she's going to emasculate me with her toenails. I'll stick to being a potential liar, sorry mate.

Brother and a friend who pays the bill (including meal). No homo.

does "I used to" count?