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the virgin yank

amazing how little money people really have

Like I could easily just piss away £15,000 and I wouldn't even bat an eyelid, not even a tarq, just smart with money

99% of the population can't do that, madnesss

>tfw literally 1 inch micropenis flaccid but 7 inches hard

Can't use the urinals anywhere

karen

piss it away over here then m8

hate it when people are mean to me online :(

Why can't you buy all 5 grams at once?

instantly think less of anyone who unironically uses the n-word

are autists drawn to anime or does anime make people autistic?

when im older i'll do some cryptic stuff that will reveal that im a brit poster and you lads will be like "ooh shit"

good post

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Fucking hate naggers

replied to the ex after leaving her on read for a week and she is NOT pleased haha

>virgin shaming
ISHYGDDT

dont care what a niggerlover thinks

hello nigger

Based

>brits

t. gaius julius augustus germanicus avatar in stefan molyneux comment sections

Me on the left

delete

Told myself I wasn't going to drink tonight
But no one else is home
So I'm going to drive a 40 min round trip to a 24/7 bottle-o, get some vodka and sit in the loungeroom in naught but jocks drinking it

ive been with my gf for 4 years now, i'm punching look wise but her personality is dogshit
i've never really fucked around with other girls, im a pretty committed person, but i met a girl on my uni course the other day and she's full on spun my head
i even saw my girlfriend today and i felt nothing, i just kept thinking about this girl
what do i do? should i test the waters before dumping the one i've got? this is a weird new territory for me

t. 'tismo mick

you have to keep in mind that most people in this country are utter retards

why won't apple admit that they were wrong and put the headphone jack back in the iphone?

are they seriously this desperate to convert me to android?

Can’t be arsed

love anime

You might just say people in general, there's nothing especially stupid about the UK

lmao just get some bluetooth headphones you neanderthal

washington would be proud

shant be engaging with my intellectual inferiors

the underclass in this country are largely comprised of immigrants

well no
I've been to germany and the netherlands and they're all pretty orderly and don't act like spastics all the time

>He's still using iphone

can't say I care

>he won’t call the king a bender
Wew

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Potential toil-lord hasn't called back after the interview, probably not got it

ah yes and then i'll lose them immediately or the batteries will die on me every 5 minutes

bite me

you cared enough to reply, cheers for the (You) x

haha slaaaay queen

cowe

might buy an iphone

rather support apple than jewgle

Everytime I see you falling,
I get down on my knees and pray

disgusting

don't do that brit

Make British Great Again

The Canadian post

99% of the time if you see a terrible racebait post it's a diaspora slant behind the keyboard

alri new order

my toil is job interviews
they're so horrible
you've got a fat woman from HR who is clearly having breathing difficulties, and she's sweating despite it being quite cool in the room
then there's a younger skinnier HR lady, and she's eager to make an impression on the elder HR lady, so she has to act like a cunt
then you've got the career type female manager who's in her 40s and childless

and because I'm a man, they're all judging me in that typical female way
truly horrifying

instantly think less of anyone who unironically uses the v-word

this is simply (((they're))) way of getting that black money

Vishra?
Poo in loo?

Perhaps if you spoke German or Dutch, spent a decent amount of time in these places you'd find equally negative traits. For example Germans are told to be blindly obedient to the government and authority in general, regardless of how bad the decisions being made may be.
>ifrog
aaaaaaaaaaah

1 more for the collection, would've preferred one from a Brit than a fr*nch but thanks anyway

V*gin

hello

Childless women over the age of 45 are of no use to society and should be removed

ah of course, Vugin

this but unironically

Three (3) (You)s in a row
Snap it is

there is literally not a problem on earth that you couldn't solve by simply killing all non-whites

Irish people are only good for digging roads
Virgin

Business idea, introduce the carousel from Logan's Run

post vagin

business idea: execute people who ironically use the word "unironically"

poo hotdog

IS YOU A SHIA BRUV?

not wrong

Did you hear about the time Iran invaded Iraq, it was Shia chaos

They'll give birth to indigo children

i'm a roman catholic my friend. deus vult and all that.

hi

business idea: produce black power propaganda films and use the profits to fund inner city abortion clinics

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Konnichiwa . Kochira douzo?

jihadi john, the beatles, ninja costume....

ninjo starr

check houjic chi fkjvguiobvv

ill actually make a poo hotdog one day and ill post pics of it here and ill get so many (you)s

*gets the wallet out with a sigh*

wish people would give porn uploads more distinctive names

my perfect porn is out there and it's probably called
>girl_fucking_013.wmv

Putting the grated cheese on the pasta

quick draw mcgraw would get you

since when is poo nsfw?

In light of the recently revelations of Thailad being outed as a soyboy, I propose we give him a new name

I'm thinking something along the lines of "Thaisoy" or "Soylad"

Thoughts?

burnt my lunch
taking that a sign that i should lose weight .
so im just having an apple and a cookie

go with whatever name your pals on reddit choose

>cookie
Fucking yank

We should introduce SUPA CHATS to /brit/ instead

well it is fecal matter

This is a 10 in Bongland.

it's called that in the 'escos

are Toff

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>get paid a load of money to act like a whore for some rich businessmen
>cry about it

strained

eeewww yuck this cookie is too sweet