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Not long now until the designated 2 day break h-haha edition

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KHAZAR MILKERS

Ah yes, I'm a "bender" by calling your """masculinity""" fragile

You must have really small cocks, or are ugly virgins

me vs the regressive left of the modern age

bet all your pals on reddit are bent too

and you smell bad

flat downstairs is terrorising me with daily construction and decorating work. might go full tim byrne on them

easiest way to spot the real autists or children in /brit/ is by their vehement rejection (stemming from jealousy) of any mind-altering substances as if they're somehow superior for not having mates

still no contact from the prospective toilberg

you don't wanna suck my cock?? guess some people aren't very SECURE with their sexuality

>my bender ass is on FIRE

why do his boots look so tiny in proportion to the rest of his body

DUDE DRUGS LMAO

>ass
fuck off yank

Bosnians actually have the largest penises on average in the world. We also staunchly believe that a gays rightful place is hanging below a crane.

read this in a very insecure, increasingly nervous bender accent

alri Edin whatever you say

FANTASTIC post

Some of the smartest people were gays.
E.g. the guy that saved our arses by solving the enigma machine

/OurBoy/

They also were pedophiles who stuck their dicks in men's rectums

kek all the you's baited

this guy knows how to spin a yarn!

>E.g. one bloke
wow, fucking shut us right up didn't you Julian?

that had nothing to do with winning the war

It took many years off the war though

bet you gave him an upvote back on reddit

prefer are lass

No it didn't you fucking sodomite freak

2010 Macbook

mate germany would have lost no matter what. It was only a question of who would control them the US or USSR.

gave your mum an upvote in her pussy with my cock lmao

I think people who frequently discuss taking drugs at length here are boring in equal measure to the people here who are vehemently against drugs having never actually taken them. I'm the only interesting /brit/ poster tbph

see

finnish boys OwO ??????

no the soviets completely wrecking the germans took many years off the war

I still want a burger

Homosexuals deserve to be killed

rude normie whore.
LOVE ar james. simple as

>25 you's already

imagine not being gay or bisexual in the year 2018

absolutely grim state of affairs

just sent $1200 to the wrong person via paypal, now have to email them begging them to send it backk

Absolute STATE of me

>imagine being a healthy sane person
The bender outlook

haha prick

FOY

>Homosexuals deserve to be killed

>uh oh people are mocking me for being bent again
>better act as bent as possible that will show them
>teehee i'm bent btw

>Being bent in the year of our lord 2000+18
NOT ok

thats true, cokehead is one of the most banal posters here
you can take them in moderation without talking about it though

>if you don't tolerate my bender behavior your a Muslim

...

hello ,, I'm the narendra Modi poster .

how the FUCK do you get a job

...

Homosex is not allowed

1 Corinthians 6:9
Romans 1:18-23

Apply for one online lad

went to a pride festival once because i figured it's part of my swedish heritage

never again
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How the fuck did you manage that

When last I saw her she was dancing all alone
Perhaps my chance was then, I'll never know

>be britbong
>brain is fried from X and K abuse
>fucks up everything

>tired as bloody hell
>have to wait for my parcel to come to my door since it's so big that I need to sign something to get it
The area in front of my door can conceal a package easily this is very irritating

>sodomite

Don't know. Failed the job interview today.

bad post

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>thanks for attending the interview, we'll be in touch with you on thursday or friday to let you know

Chuckled at this haha

>and the toilets are Indian

you dont want our police trust me lad

haha
*dabs*

i'm contracted for 15 hours get paid for 25 and only work 10

>police are british
so completely useless?

going to the shops lads anyone want anything

hey I'm a good mechanic fuck you

REALLY don't want to think about my parents dying. cannot even fathom the extreme amount of negative emotions i'll experience when my mother passes away can't see it ending in anything other than months long depression at a bare minimum

the anti depression juice

why tf are you so rude?
We are improving.

the guy who made it doesn't like brazilians

20 bensons

why does this gap exist

My heart kinda sank a little when they told me this. I know that they won't even think about me anymore.

>impooving

at wits end

sometimes i hold my poo in so i can fart a lot

Londoners and former Londoners, please help me with some information. I've done some researched online and from what I could find, the area inside the red perimeter seems to be a safe area to live in. Coincidentally, its inhabitants are mostly* white Caucasians. I'm a featherweight manlet and I can't win a fight, even less so in an armed altercation. Is this a good place to rent? Thank you in advance for any helpful answers.
*more than 50%.

men who had good relationships with their mothers are total wusses

THAT'S GREAT
Hope you guys improve even more.

do most of you guys drink out of copper vessels
I've been drinking out of one recently I'm really feeling good about buying it

>men who had good relationships with their mothers are total wusses

whats what they told me on monday m8

sheeeeed

how do you keep track of your favourite artists and when they're coming to a stage near you??
other than periodically googling them individually

the rent in those areas is going to be higher than Everest

Knew this messianic Jewish guy
But now he lives in thailand with his Thai bf

there are plenty of areas outside of it safe and nice

>sheeeeet

you havent got a chance in hell of affording anywhere in there mate

sub to their twitter accounts

could care less about my parents dying

I sure hope you're a billionaire

*spunks in your back passage*

What the FUCK are you going to do about it???