Not long now until the designated 2 day break h-haha edition
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KHAZAR MILKERS
Ah yes, I'm a "bender" by calling your """masculinity""" fragile
You must have really small cocks, or are ugly virgins
me vs the regressive left of the modern age
bet all your pals on reddit are bent too
and you smell bad
flat downstairs is terrorising me with daily construction and decorating work. might go full tim byrne on them
easiest way to spot the real autists or children in /brit/ is by their vehement rejection (stemming from jealousy) of any mind-altering substances as if they're somehow superior for not having mates
still no contact from the prospective toilberg
you don't wanna suck my cock?? guess some people aren't very SECURE with their sexuality
>my bender ass is on FIRE
why do his boots look so tiny in proportion to the rest of his body
DUDE DRUGS LMAO
>ass
fuck off yank
Bosnians actually have the largest penises on average in the world. We also staunchly believe that a gays rightful place is hanging below a crane.
read this in a very insecure, increasingly nervous bender accent
alri Edin whatever you say
FANTASTIC post
Some of the smartest people were gays.
E.g. the guy that saved our arses by solving the enigma machine
/OurBoy/
They also were pedophiles who stuck their dicks in men's rectums
kek all the you's baited
this guy knows how to spin a yarn!
>E.g. one bloke
wow, fucking shut us right up didn't you Julian?
that had nothing to do with winning the war
It took many years off the war though
bet you gave him an upvote back on reddit
prefer are lass
No it didn't you fucking sodomite freak
2010 Macbook
mate germany would have lost no matter what. It was only a question of who would control them the US or USSR.
gave your mum an upvote in her pussy with my cock lmao
I think people who frequently discuss taking drugs at length here are boring in equal measure to the people here who are vehemently against drugs having never actually taken them. I'm the only interesting /brit/ poster tbph
see
finnish boys OwO ??????
no the soviets completely wrecking the germans took many years off the war
I still want a burger
Homosexuals deserve to be killed
rude normie whore.
LOVE ar james. simple as
>25 you's already
imagine not being gay or bisexual in the year 2018
absolutely grim state of affairs
just sent $1200 to the wrong person via paypal, now have to email them begging them to send it backk
Absolute STATE of me
>imagine being a healthy sane person
The bender outlook
haha prick
FOY
>Homosexuals deserve to be killed
>uh oh people are mocking me for being bent again
>better act as bent as possible that will show them
>teehee i'm bent btw
>Being bent in the year of our lord 2000+18
NOT ok
thats true, cokehead is one of the most banal posters here
you can take them in moderation without talking about it though
>if you don't tolerate my bender behavior your a Muslim
...
hello ,, I'm the narendra Modi poster .
how the FUCK do you get a job
...
Homosex is not allowed
1 Corinthians 6:9
Romans 1:18-23
Apply for one online lad
went to a pride festival once because i figured it's part of my swedish heritage
never again
i.imgur.com
How the fuck did you manage that
When last I saw her she was dancing all alone
Perhaps my chance was then, I'll never know
>be britbong
>brain is fried from X and K abuse
>fucks up everything
>tired as bloody hell
>have to wait for my parcel to come to my door since it's so big that I need to sign something to get it
The area in front of my door can conceal a package easily this is very irritating
>sodomite
Don't know. Failed the job interview today.
bad post
...
>thanks for attending the interview, we'll be in touch with you on thursday or friday to let you know
Chuckled at this haha
>and the toilets are Indian
you dont want our police trust me lad
haha
*dabs*
i'm contracted for 15 hours get paid for 25 and only work 10
>police are british
so completely useless?
going to the shops lads anyone want anything
hey I'm a good mechanic fuck you
REALLY don't want to think about my parents dying. cannot even fathom the extreme amount of negative emotions i'll experience when my mother passes away can't see it ending in anything other than months long depression at a bare minimum
the anti depression juice
why tf are you so rude?
We are improving.
the guy who made it doesn't like brazilians
20 bensons
why does this gap exist
My heart kinda sank a little when they told me this. I know that they won't even think about me anymore.
>impooving
at wits end
sometimes i hold my poo in so i can fart a lot
Londoners and former Londoners, please help me with some information. I've done some researched online and from what I could find, the area inside the red perimeter seems to be a safe area to live in. Coincidentally, its inhabitants are mostly* white Caucasians. I'm a featherweight manlet and I can't win a fight, even less so in an armed altercation. Is this a good place to rent? Thank you in advance for any helpful answers.
*more than 50%.
men who had good relationships with their mothers are total wusses
THAT'S GREAT
Hope you guys improve even more.
do most of you guys drink out of copper vessels
I've been drinking out of one recently I'm really feeling good about buying it
>men who had good relationships with their mothers are total wusses
whats what they told me on monday m8
sheeeeed
how do you keep track of your favourite artists and when they're coming to a stage near you??
other than periodically googling them individually
the rent in those areas is going to be higher than Everest
Knew this messianic Jewish guy
But now he lives in thailand with his Thai bf
there are plenty of areas outside of it safe and nice
>sheeeeet
you havent got a chance in hell of affording anywhere in there mate
sub to their twitter accounts
could care less about my parents dying
I sure hope you're a billionaire
*spunks in your back passage*
What the FUCK are you going to do about it???