“Do you have a boyfriend?”

“Do you have a boyfriend?”
Asking this question is considered as sexual harassment in your country?

No, is it in japan?

i wish a guy asked me that and then asked if i want to be his boyfriend

I'll call him a fucking faggot and walk away but deep inside, I'd be a nervous wreck wondering what could have been

Yes, if someone asked me this, I would punch them in their face and tell them to die

pls be my bf

This. :3

boys would be kinda angry if you asked them

Typical Irish women

If someone asked me that being serious would skin him alive

I'm straight, sorry

i'm straight as well

Yes, this is why you make lewds with your bf while no one is watching :3

do you have a bf?

(I already have a gf and I'm gonna marry him in the future)

no

o-ok

based

would you be my bf?

u-uhh i-if you lived close to me, t-then i guess

I am moving to Saint Petersburg this autumn. It's not that far (considering where I am right now).

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This girl is very cute

>tfw no thug bf
y even live

Hey, finnish cutie, where are you? Will you answer me, please?

s-sorry

If a pretty guy asked me this my heart would suddenly start to beat faster and I would get aroused.
I could not control my feelings and it'd be obvious I want him.

No, I'm not roleplaying like some of you.

You still haven't answered.

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Do you have a bf?

>implying i'm roleplaying

answered what?

FUCK gays
and fuck you finlan

>No, I'm not roleplaying like some of you.
Yeah I noticed this too, really annoying when people do it

>steam bf is offline
grrr

i want a gf (male)

Unfortunately no, I don't.
Last year I almost got one but it didn't work. At least we had happy moments. I'll always remember him anyway.

Cocks...

Gaysex...

>haha I'm roleplaying as a homosexual
>don't worry I'm just being gay ironically
I would threaten to kick your ass but you'd pretend to like it wouldn't you?

this question

do you wanna be my boyfriend?

cocks...

*dabs on you*

well then....

who here is roleplaying?

uhh... you live in russia
i cant be your bf

I'm a rice queen and you live in Mexico. No way.

so you live in the south then

You and most everyone else I would presume. MAYBE one or two of you are actual homosexuals but the majority of it is just stupid shitposting (yes ironic shitposting is still shitposting you mong). But I guess I shouldn't care because I'll never actually meet you fucks, and I suppose if it doesn't go beyond here there isn't any real harm done, so keep having your gay little powwow I guess.

We can chat and eventually I will come to finland, or you will come to russia

im gay forreal i fuck trannies

i'm not roleplaying
i genuinely want a boyfriend who'd love me

Sou de São Paulo.

i wish i had enough money to go to russia

Did you really have to mention that you engage in coitus with transsexuals?
I highly doubt that based on your posting habits. But even if that is true that doesn't really change the fact that you're shitposting.

i'm sorry but i'd rather have someone who actually lives here

No, but it still is an intrusive question.

and where is here exactly?

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i do shitposting occasionally, but it does not mean that i dont like guys

finland

>i do shitposting occasionally
Your improper use of tense really pissed me off

its just a typo
i meant to type shitpost but for some reason i typed shitposting instead

B...but I like you so much. Maybe we could work something out? We could have LDR

How the hell do you 'accidentally' type three extra letters? Well whatever, I shouldn't be so perturbed by such a minuscule thing anyway.

whats ldr?

i was typing a sentence where "shitposting" was the correct verb form but then decided not to type that sentence so i removed the words that came before shitposting but did not notice that in the new sentence i made "shitposting" was the wrong verb form

Well I suppose it's an understandable mistake. Though must you attach an anime reaction image to every post you make?

long distance relationship
You really should, since that improves my English skills. I saw nothing wrong in his sentence because it is an equivalent to "I do karate". With shitposting instead of karate.

Nope. But some girls will accuse you of rape if you do

How are you supposed to hit on girls then?

I hate seeing these threads in the catalog so much. Can these homo Slavs and Finns just get banned already?

yes

i wouldnt be able to handle the crushing feeling of you not holding me close when i'm going to bed

You want me to be a grammar nazi? Well it doesn't really matter since I shall most likely leave soon.

I was hoping that you would explain why you do as such.

I wish there were more grammar nazis on this board.

Most girls won't make a big deal of it as long as you're not autistic about it
But there's a chance you'll encounter dick kryptonite