HAPPENING: WW3 IN BLACK SEA

THERE WAS AN ATTACK ON CRIMEA

IT WAS ON RUSSIA TODAY, BUT NOW RT.COM IS DOWN

I THINK WAR IS STARTING

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rt.com/news/355419-putin-crimea-terrorism-kiev/
rt.com/news/355424-mardin-hospital-bomb-blast/
life.ru/t/новости/889109/poklonskaia_rassliedovaniie_popytki_tierakta_v_krymu_prodolzhaietsia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shelling_of_Mainila
rt.com/news/355385-fsb-ukraine-terrorist-attacks/
news.sky.com/story/ukraine-accused-of-trying-to-storm-crimea-10530875
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

RUSSIA TODAY TV CHANNEL SIGNAL IS ALL GARBLED LIKE IT'S BEING JAMMED HERE

WHAT THE FUCK

NOT ROTTEN TOMATOES! DC HAS GONE TOO FAR!

Any other source faggot.

...

Nice. Let the happening wash over you.

We're out here

Kek is live.

Praise him

Over.

THE SIGNAL IS DOWN.
I REPEAT THE SIGNAL IS DOWN.
DEFCON 2 I REPEAT DEFCON 2

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Atleast post a link faggot
rt.com/news/355419-putin-crimea-terrorism-kiev/

HERE WE GO

ONE FSB OFFICER CONFIRMED DEAD, PUTIN NOW HAS JUSTIFICATION FOR MILITARY ACTION AGAINST UKRAINE

>ask for source
>get rt.com

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

ITS TIME

Now this too?

>blast kills 50 roaches

rt.com/news/355424-mardin-hospital-bomb-blast/

Christ I spend too much time here. This made me laugh. Fahk.

WE TOLD YOU LETO WAS DAMAGED, BUT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN

WHAT THE FUCK
ITS HAPPENING.

bullshit

Hmmmmm......

Ok heres a cia dot gov link :v)
http dindu nuffin . not nsa but you can trust . com

>Russia’s Federal Security Service (FSB) has prevented terrorist attacks in Crimea that were planned by the Ukrainian Defense Ministry’s intelligence agency, the FSB said.
The Main Directorate of Intelligence of the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine (HUR MOU) was preparing to target the Russian peninsula’s critical infrastructure, the FSB announced on Wednesday.

>A group of infiltrators was discovered near the town of Armyansk in northern Crimea near the Ukrainian border in a special FSB operation over the weekend, the agency said, adding that fire was exchanged as the terrorists were being apprehended.

>One FSB officer was killed.

life.ru/t/новости/889109/poklonskaia_rassliedovaniie_popytki_tierakta_v_krymu_prodolzhaietsia

SHIT, AT FIRST I HEARD SOME LOUD VOICE AND NOW THERE IS A LOT OF POLICE AND AMBULANCE CARS EVERYWHERE

IT'S HAPPENING

Reminder that this was a Russian false flag to justify invading Ukraine. They always use the same trick.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shelling_of_Mainila

rt.com/news/355385-fsb-ukraine-terrorist-attacks/
Kek. Hohols cant do anything right.

>muh cnn, muh bbc

Fuck war, is natalia alright?

Twerks fine 4 me.

news.sky.com/story/ukraine-accused-of-trying-to-storm-crimea-10530875

WINTER WAR 2 NOW

omg is mummy ok??

Don't see anything wrong

GUYS, THERE ARE FUCKING 5 MILITARY HELICOPTERS GOING OVER MY SMALL TOWN.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.

GUYS BREAD POPPED UP FROM THE TOASTER
WHAT
THE
FUCK

OMG is Vitaliy Vladasovich Grachyov ok?

No mummy was unfortunately killed

GUYS THERE'S A WHITE MAN WITH A LAWN MOWER IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD
THE SUN IS SHINING
RT.COM IS DOWN
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

LOOK NIGGERS HAVE SURROUNDED MY GATED COMMUNITY CLAIMING THEY OWN IT BFK

Angry* you fucking moronic nigger.

Hahaha. I forgot that thing exists

lie

GUYS THIS THING JUST APPEARED IN MY GARDEN. WE ALL GOING TO D-

news.sky.com/story/ukraine-accused-of-trying-to-storm-crimea-10530875

>news.sky.com/story/ukraine-accused-of-trying-to-storm-crimea-10530875

news.sky.com/story/ukraine-accused-of-trying-to-storm-crimea-10530875

>news.sky.com/story/ukraine-accused-of-trying-to-storm-crimea-10530875

mama

>TAKE AWAY OUR SUGARY DRINKS?
>OVER OUR COLD DEAD BLOBS!!!

WTF I hate Ukraine now!
This is an invasion!!!

Sage.

Rt.com works fine

Fuck off russoboos

nice adding the dash and pressing post. Totally legit....

whithouse.gov/official

:^)

It means Russia is going to fuck ukraine up

On trips as well, look at the pic related, she's ashamed of you user

GUYS I LIVE NEXT TO THE GREAT LAKES NAVAL BASE AND THEY ARE PULLING THE BATTLESHIPS OUT OF THE WAREHOUSES NOW!!!!

Will us burgers be affected?

Noticable kek

>tfw chum drum drum drum drum bedram get killed

I'm getting sad guys, don't let this slav die.

NOOOOOOO

MOMS

Omg guys I heard choppers and just seen a SUNLIGHT LEVEL BURST outside my window in the distance!

NOOOOOOOOOOO

GONNA

nasha mama

Only Russians can fuck up something that's already fucked up.

SOMEONE IS BANGNING ON THE WALLS OF MY KEKSHED I HOPE MY WIFE AND HER KID IS OKAY IN THE HOUSE.

DELETE THIS

CUMMY

It was actually BLM-related, all white people with diapers on, arms cemented into 55glln drums, placed across main artery into Boston for a couple hours, cut out with gas-powered diamond saws and jaws of life.

Fucking special.

NUCFLASH NUCFLASH

you losers stick your noses everywhere
youu will affect yourself and act like you're big deal

>Koos hersenloos

id still giv her my cummies

I LIVE AT THE UKRAINIAN BORDER AND THERE ARE SOLDIERS EVERYWHERE WHAT THE FUCK I'M LEGITIMATELY SCARED Sup Forums SEND HELP

WTF GUYS I JUST LOOKED OUT MY WINDOW AND THERE IS THIS WEIRD OBJECT IN THE SKY. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
PIC RELATED

Mummy the Mummy
L E W D

Topkek

this

>losers

Last I checked we were the worlds empire. When Russia annexes you we'll just sit back and watch, cool?

PROTECT MUMMY THIS IS NOT A DRILL

REEEEEEEEE

Beatiful horror. Paradoxical poetry.

Post images.

shit i think thats the ayylmaos

PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFS

I do not think, just a small slaughter pigs

OH FUCK MY brother in Greece just reported A SUNLIGHT LEVEL BURST ON THE HORIZON

WTF MY MUM'S COUSIN'S FRIEND'S WIFE'S SON'S GIGOLO WORKS IN THE AIRPORT, HE SAYS THERE'S HUNDREDS OF UKRAINIAN JEWS FLEEING

Noice

Russian tanks are crossing the border into Ukraine!

THIS IS IT!

Kill the cockholes now!

Kharkov People's Republic
Zaporzhie People's Republic
Odessa People's Republic
Bari Italy People's Republic

Smert oligarkham
Smert banderismy

love my pretty mummy

I wish the commies could afford good cameras.

Your "empire" will fall before Russia tries to come here. Oh am I going to enjoy your tears when you're not relevant anymore. Then actual peace can be restored when you aren't going to start any wars anymore.

I don't have any I'm just fucking around

wen do i get my cummie im horny agen mummy :/

If a man was trying to harm your bull you would sacrifice yourself wouldn't you Sven?

Igor plz, you should use your own flag instead of ours.

Buy a fleshlight

HALLLY SHIET ITS REAL MUFUGGAS

BURN THE TANKS
WINTER WAR NOW

SKYKING SKYKING DO NOT ANSWER