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Professor Nassim Dehouche edition

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it was nice of alan to wish us a happy new year
:-)

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alri

cried after freshers cause I didn't make any friends lol

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Nigger cotton poo

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>Let me see; red hair, vacant expressions, tatty second-hand books...you must be the Weasleys.

HATE Jordanians

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Howling

how?!?!?!

brap

What's the key to a perfect weekend?

lads, what if hypothetically the queen murdered someone
would she go to jail, seeing as she technically owns all the prisons?

this is actually true
it doesnt mean i haven't been sad since i was 12 it just means i haven't cried

Lol

i have lots of friends, weirdly
never had any in school but in uni ive got so many i can barely keep track

i wonder why that is

fucking pussy faggot, i only cry when im angry so i don't break things.

Got my colonoscopy done, on a new medicine, diagnosis soon. Feeling good.

Cried in my final year of uni cuz I broke up with a girl I'd been love with for years after like 2 months of dating lmao. Was a right state. If I used snapchat I'd probably look like that ginger mong who just wants her back haha

wish i

it is quite popular
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When my mum died I felt like a monster cause I didn't cry at all

Is this how it feels to be a man?

the actor who played what's-his-name Malfoy came from a serious Jew family, Orthodox or something

having i giant cock gives me a confidence around females i'd otherwise lack i feel

legally she wouldn't have to
realistically she would be forced to abdicate and then would go to prison as she would no longer be the queen

same thing as how diplomats cant be arrested either technically

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will bawl my eyes out when my mum dies

Dunkirk made me cry
The noises were so loud

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I exclusively cry when relatives die. I didn't even realise I cared that much about my granddad

Mum died and I didn't even shed a tear

why

i would spiral into a year long depression if my mom died so yes probably

dunno

I HATE sandniggers

give yeovil your power \o/

yeovil?

more like novil lol

LOVE huey long

Then you should unironically kill yoursel.

>a different kind of beauty

Toil contract got extended lads.

>harry potter references

someone nu-male these twats

oh dear

>Mum died and I didn't even shed a tear

FUCKING
DYING

thinking of staying at the Ritz and hiring an escort to rim me for the weekend as a treat

havent lost anything as close as a grandparent yet but funerals havent bothered me that much

Bought a soy latte to see what all the fuss was about, it was pretty decent. Any other soy products I should try?

@65
Alan fuming behind his proxy

NEED to have sex to the sound of racous punk rock at boneshattingly loud volumes

yes but why

always find it interesting how postmodernity hasn't really spread into funeral rights in any massive way.
i.e. devout athiests still sing church songs, and while they might do it out of social obligation they never return to it later and say "you know, it's all bullshit?", even if that's their position in general. there's the casual acceptance of "what really happens after you die is you rot in a box", but in the funeral service itself it's still just accepted as given that what you do is go through religious ritual.

pizzatoiler still hasnt delivered my pizza

quick lads, someone post it

hungry but just ate tea :(

the poopsident of the poonited sharts, toilet bog fart

soy sauce

The soy gimmick was funny for a solid 20 minutes but as usual you mongs drag it out for months and months in a desperate runtish struggle for (You)s

arf arf haha woof

>Project Gorilla

kek

just railed a massive line of cocaine and ordered a curry i have no intention of eating a bite of

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Brown skin and the Mohammedan faith

is she 3 feet tall?

didn't really get it tbqh
seems like a yank phenomenon

>Brown skin and the Mohammedan faith

BASED DONALD

>phenomenon
my how you've grown

You arrive in Burton on Trent

>please be courteous with fireworks
reading this as "please set off fireworks in his garden to save him money"

imagine actually walking around living your life thinking there's some big man in the sky looking over you must be fucking mental

You asked and I answered sandnigger

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got about 10k in pissing money, so you lads pick one for me

*sprints into oncoming traffic*

No more so than assuming some giant invisible magic is keeping you attached to the floor

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oh dear

Hat
Hat
HAT

woof woof

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is walking alone on a dark night in a liverpool street comfy ?

my friend is too much of a pussy to take acid

he's starting to blame the vibe me and mate are giving him about taking it when we generally abuse him anyways.

grow up.

a bit
but cycling through London at 4am on a weekday is even comfier

>walking alone on a dark night in a liverpool street

*stabs you*
*robs you*
*happy slaps you because this is still a thing in Liverpool*

*enters the thread*

>You asked and I answered sandnigger

Henry

okay so we all know british women are fucking shit, which nationality and race have the best women overall?

Latinas?
French?
Asia?

not everyone likes it, it's not an easy headspace to get used to if you prang out easily
I personally enjoy it but most of my mates don't

if you're being a dick to him for not wanting to do it he wont be in the right mindset to appreciate it if he ever does
stop being a cunt

just got back from the unitoil

awoooo haha

so you're saying she's an absolute cunt?

grug don’t care

only British cities that are actually dangerous are London and Belfast desu

Inbred camel fucker

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All women are the same over. The pretty ones are psychos. The ugly ones are decent people.

Pick your poison.