You're at the club, and this thing slaps your land

You're at the club, and this thing slaps your land.

What do you do?

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Pray to Baal to blow it the fuck up.

Go home and fap to cartoon girls

I'm not even mad, that thing looks cool.

wtf is that? a mattress boat?

Radio in that reinforcments have finally arrived and continue shelling as the Russian army advances to bolster our ranks as we retake Constantinople.

>we retake Constantinople
>we
we who?

>m'hover

Those BTR's looks so tiny and cute compared to that thing!

Y-you too

Poke a hole in the curtain with my needle dick and watch it sink.

Nuke it

Call to burgers: "Get in, losers! We're removing kebab tonight!"

>burgers
>removing kebab
hahahahaha no

I hit it with this and blow my load all over it.

This.

Faggot toothpaste.

don't forget:
rt.com/usa/355291-morrell-kill-russians-clinton/

>speed: subsonic

In the trashcan you go.

>Inferior Norwegian tactics
You see, Vladimir, if we place our ship on sand, enemy can't shoot it with naval missile, because it becomes a ground vehicle!

Stealth, you wannabe Sonic.

The 1970's called they want their anti-ship missiles back.

This is one of the coolest things I have ever seen
I thought design like this were impractical outside of animu

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That's why you change the text on half of the missiles, Ivan. Now it can hit you right in the elbow or knee.

Russian engineering... wait for the thing to kill it's crew then fall apart. Then point and laugh.

it's fucking nothing

>The 1970's called they want their anti-ship missiles back.
That call must've been for you, considering the Naval Strike Missile is set to replace the shitty 1970s Harpoon missiles in the US Navy.

err... do you know how thermobarics work?

check em

>wait for the thing to kill it's crew then fall apart. Then point and laugh.

History of british empire in one post.

Hey my OC wtf

I fail to see what point you're trying to make.

>brit talking about shit engineering
youtube.com/watch?v=WO1ebXqUFDw

thank God for the liberation is finally happening from the Zionist faction!

Seek Russia to be an ally.

Also this

Those words honestly brought a tear to my eye and have me a semichub. We need another US/Russian alliance.

Hey, nice OC, m8. Gives me keks all the time, thnx!.

drink vodka and praise cyka

Thanks, I'm glad you enjoy it.

The world is a strange place.

This thing is literally only a threat to flat lowland swamp countries like the Netherlands.

The UK is covered in hills so it'd be no threat.

Just call my buddy Ekra and put this chad in his place

forgot pic

1. Ask: What kid of хyй you are въeбaлиcь into my club?
2. Offer some reasonable amount of drinks and meals to the officer in command.

You'd get nowhere with a vehicle like that here
It's too big

or a concise summary of the Kursk incident :/

Sip tea and watch invaders getting rekt.

I live on the beach... so i'd throw some rocks at it and yell "GO AWAY! SHOO!" *Clank*

Send this thing to get rid of it and whatever shithole it came from.

it'll arrive after the invasion is complete

Holy kek bongistan. Here, have another example of failing Russian engineering. Post it on reddit and 9gag for additional karma beta points.

Laugh while our air force blows it the fuck up from 200 miles away.

Your air force cant blow 2 civil planes in the middle of NY.

>links a shit comedy tv show
>British engineering BTFO!

We never claimed to be a country of engineers. We invents shit. The Germans perfect it.

What do the dutch do?

Nothing.

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hi there my name is DF-21d

> DF-21d
Not fancy. How can it even compete with Starwars FX McBoatyface le Invisible?

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>one Gerald R. Ford-class carrier is better than your entire military

BTFO

It also has a patented warp drive so it's not slow!!!

Bitch.

>What do you do?
Post "SHILL HARDER".

RUSSIA-US ALLIANCE WHEN?!

when the US drop the zionist neocucks, drops israel and saudi arabia.

aka: never.

> attacking civil planes
That's what russians usually do.

You win this round.

Hi there my name is "absurdly long kill chai,no terminal guidance, ECM getting blasted in the face with white noise by 2-6 AEGIS ships, and MAD".

A man can fantasize...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran_Air_Flight_655

Didn't the one version they built of that, crash?

Versus like 3 by soviets/russians

#rekt

You forgot the last part where it gets intercepted by SM3.

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>terrorism doesn't count when the burgers do it

You couldn't shoot down a crazy German in a sport plane for hundreds of miles, yet you managed to hit at least 3 or 4 airliners. I don't know if you should complain about bad air defences.

Yeah, right.

harder daddy HARDER

Sure thing, US is the center of world terrorism.
Keep watching RT and AlJazeera.

Oh shit, they're coming for Florida.

Intended for this guy, apologies.

delusion, it's the burger's most effective defense mechanism.

> killing people to defend your pride is ok
t. anglo

the most unrussian post i've ever read, kek.

>one Gerald R. Ford-class carrier is better than your entire military

More expensive, too. But hey, not every country gets into a war every five minutes.

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Ask if they're recruiting

> russian are soviets
Usual retarded leftie shit I read very often from people who owe me in blood.

Of course Ahmed.

>not getting into a war every five minutes
>a good thing

It is now

We will be there to fight for you when you need us, my friendo :)

>northern alliance were bad

Confirmed for not knowing what the fuck you are talking about.

don't worry, I know burgers love these guys

Pic related, is all I'm saying.

I've lost

>can only cherrypick one single thing
wow, you pakis (I meant brits) aren't too bright now, are ya?

>Gerald R. Ford

BTFO!!!

And we'll send two planes or something, every time you accidentally a poor country, like we usually do.

Thank you, my friendo :)

That was part of Russia's first naval excercise ever made after the fall of the USSR.
It was in the 90s when Russia had literally African-tier economy. It's no surprise that a disaster like this happened when there was no money to maintain anything.
In turn, it's safe to assume that the Russian navy took a couple of lessons from that, hard as it may have been.

Russian ballistic nuke sub btfos itself, cos of shit torpedos, kills all crew. Except those they leave to die cos they won't let the norskies help.
>b-but cherry pick, it was only a one off total fucking disaster, honest