Was it autism? Or was it LITTY?
Was it autism? Or was it LITTY?
Liam Cook
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Joseph Miller
All I know is that the German sock industry must be booming right now.
Andrew Perry
Ego and aging sensing an impending irrelevance
Caleb Bell
Is the Rock the new Hofff?
Samuel Diaz
Dwayne for president
Make America RAUNCHY and LITTY Again
Dominic Morgan
>delusional a-lister that keeps shilling his shitty film
So the Miz has been parodying the Rock all this time, huh?
Christopher Davis
lil' beach raunch romp is the most cringe word combination in the english language. I hope he kills himself.
Samuel Green
>look at this Critic
IT'S FOR THE FANS
Aiden Watson
CRITICS JUST DON'T GET IT
Wyatt Brown
germans seem like really really stupid
Matthew Nguyen
The Rock falls in love with a Baywatch Reboot.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the new movie's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls it, thanking it for the time by saying MAHALO, and is overjoyed to find out that his Baywatch film is FUN for the FANS that will lead you to a PISS-GOOD TIME.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to his new movie made for the FANS, it ends up being panned by critics who have a disconnect over what the piss-happy FANS want over a RAUNCHY SUMMER MOVIE. After some investigation, he finds out that the piss-inducing comedy he called is not the same movie he fell in love with. In fact, it doesn't exist in this universe at all. It is Baywatch's alternate universe counterpart, with Daddary's mammaries rather swinging dicks and gore.
Hijinks ensue as the the Rock strikes up a deal with producers to shill his movie over Twitter until everyone pisses their pants and floods theaters in a sea of piss. While the two chase a dwindling box office, DRAMA from the R-18 COMEDY ensues as they begin to piss on each other instead in HILARITY and question the NATURE of LITTY.
Jack Ortiz
the rock sucks he doesn't have a single franchise or a big character, arnie is the terminator and stalone is rocky and rambo. who is the rock? a side character in the fast and furious?
Eli Bennett
It makes The Rock look sus as fuck.
Nolan Adams
Arnie is also Conan and John Matrix.
Hunter Brooks
...
Logan Sullivan
remember the guy who beats up people with a 2x4? that guy.
Ayden Evans
Know your role, jabroni
Gabriel Hernandez
His special move is the person's elbow
Jaxson Edwards
is the rock natty or does he do roids?
Luke Miller
Shaggy Rogers falls in love with Velma Dinkley.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of JINKIES.
Jeremiah Martin
...
Ian Lewis
Adam Johnson
this would be considered a cool way to talk back in his highschool in 1950
Dominic Gutierrez
>and a brotha
Damn it must be nice to get to turn on and off being black like a switch.
Fuck this Samoan fuck
Christopher Sanchez
He will once Jumanji 2 bombs and he realizes that people don't care about his overexposed closeted fag ass
Colton Thomas
tfw you've lived long enough to see The Rock become a weird autistic dork. We're a long way from wrestlemania 17
Dylan Ross
*anymore
Michael Diaz
He was always a corny fag, you just grew up and finally realized it
Luke Reed
I ship 'em.
Ryder Brooks
im guessing he was a producer on this film hence why hes chosen this as his hill to die on.
Right? Surely he cant be that desperate if he had no stake in it.
Jonathan Morgan
>the rock sucks he doesn't have a single franchise or a big character
Is this bait?
....Dwayne Johnson's character is literally The Rock.
Luke Morgan
correct
Colton Hill
Based Miz and based get.
Carter Anderson
Wrestling characters don't count, genius
James Russell
The Miz is one of the most respected wrestlers in the WWE locker room today.
AJ Styles says Miz is one tough cat: wrestlinginc.com
Daniel Bryan admits the Miz is right and awesome: washingtonpost.com
Foley is a Mizfit: kekbook.com
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J.R. thinks that Miz kicks some verbal ass: jrsbarbq.com
Don Tony & Kevin Castle Show went from saying Miz can't cut promos to Miz owning Daniel Bryan's ass: youtube.com
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Triple H says that the Miz is the best on the mic on the current roster: sportskeeda.com
Samoa Joe sings high praises of the Miz: youtube.com
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Vince Russo thinks Miz is born in the wrong era and that he would've been a mega star in the Attitude Era: ringsidenews.com
Spoony went from hating Miz's botches against Dolph Ziggler on Summerslam 2014 to saying Miz is the best worker on Raw today: youtu.be
twitter.com
Ricochet (Will "...Dive" Ospreay's Rival) thinks the Miz is one of the best things in Pro Wrestling today: twitter.com
Steve Austin says that the Miz entertains him: youtu.be
Jason Watson
go back to /asp/ carter
Blake Rivera
>acting like a whiny bitch over social media when your work receives criticism
>having absolutely no self control or maturity to just ignore it
Rock confirmed for our next President.
Hudson Lee
Based Miz poster living in Sup Forums's head RENT FREE
Liam Reed
>cringe
Fuck off
Jacob Wilson
Yep. He didn't even give a shit when Hercules flopped because he already got paid by the end of it.
Ian Gomez
...
Daniel Cox
>litty posting is still alive
Jeremiah Cook
Libtards SEETHING
Wyatt Powell
Fuck off Cuckter
Jayden Gray
>NATURE of LITTY
Colton Morris
>12 years pass
>still can't wrestle
Thomas Young
Obama was your last respectable president. Its unqualified sociopaths from here on out in the age of social media and meme magic. America is doomed. China will take over as the new leader in the world that others will look up to.
Nathaniel Flores
kek
John Rivera
The Miz is the most overrated wrestler since his overrated promo on Talking Smack. He's also a botchfest like Sincara.
>It's funny how he's known as a promo guy now when back in his first appearance on Monday Night Raw, the Miz botched his promo while hosting the 2006 Diva Search. He forgot his lines and ended up reading the phone number for casting votes written on his wrist in the most obvious manner.
>On the 6/2/12 edition of Raw, R-Truth does a Slingshot Somersault Senton but Miz fails to catch him. This resulted in the Miz getting "loudly disciplined" backstage by none other than Triple H.
>On the 1/21/13 edition of Raw, the Miz botches the figure-four leglock... on Dolph Ziggler, the guy that the WWE Universe wanted Ric Flair to pass his signature submission move to instead.
>On Summerslam 2014, during his Intercontinental Championship match against Dolph Ziggler, the Miz sells the Famouser weirdly, immediately popping up like a spring after receiving it before no-selling it entirely and doing a Skull-Crushing Finale as a "counter".
>On the 9/14/15 edition of Raw, during a segment with The Wyatt Family, the Miz botches his lines, saying "Hell in a Cell" instead of "Night of Champions".
>On the 5/29/17 edition of Raw, during the finish of a Six-Man Tag Team Match, the Miz botched the Matt Hardy Finishing Move Twist of Fate, selling it as Swinging Neck Breaker.
>youtube.com
^ Del Rio's opinion on the "little girl", The Miz running away from him
Samuel Long
Go back to /asp/' faggot
Cooper Baker
lil beach raunch romp
Logan Green
He's making fun of everyone who shat on him and his stupid movie
Guy is having the time of his life while the haters are literally seething right now
Jaxson Moore
Neither could Phil
Cameron Peterson
i used to think weebs and pokefags were the height of autism, but every now and then you wrestling weenies show up and steal it away
Ethan Rodriguez
Laughing through his tears, right?
Justin Edwards
I set aside a portion of my day for the sole purpose of degrading Sup Forums. I spam, shit post, flame, and bait in this allocated time, and like to think of ways that I can master my craft. I do nothing else except for the aforementioned. It feels good knowing I have caused this board to suffer at my hand, and I will continue to do so until either I die or this board does.
Aiden Clark
Why does he talk like a 15 year old
Aaron Bailey
Who respected Obama? Don't say other world leaders.
Elijah Butler
...
Tyler Jones
kek
KEK
Connor Evans
I have to say if this is a work then the Rock is doing an excellent job of a heel turn here.
Anthony Flores
The Rock seems based as fuck. Would love to get Litty with him in front of some raunchy Kino while having the time of our life and laughing at (((critics))) getting BTFO
Blake Powell
wtf does romp mean
Lucas Lewis
Celebs respect him, countries don't even bother rolling out the red carpet for him.
Liam Moore
Have you ever interacted with someone outside of Sup Forums?
James Gutierrez
#litty
Thomas Thompson
Why's Daphne so fucking hot in this new show? Even Velma is boner fuel.
Jacob Hall
FINDS A SHAG
Sebastian Howard
their entire industry is booming, user. it has to, because they need to feed europe and the middle east while secretly planning the next world war.
not because they want to but because someone has to.
Jayden Long
is litty a daring synthesis of lit and clitty?
Luis White
the rock is retarded but if you faggots ITT actually lifted you would realize that pumping dem dere irons makes your brain chemicals temporarily whacked and you prone to saying stupid shit and not caring
I will forgive him for this. but I will never forgive litty.
Jayden Sanders
it most literally refers to sexual intercourse but can be extrapolated to refer to any action.
Isaiah Howard
it's a critic meme like tour de force
if a movie is oversexualized and has a lot of crass jokes like feces and breasts, it is often described as a "raunchy romp"
Levi Jackson
Thanks, and what the fuck is litty?
Luis Nelson
KEIT-AI FINDS A WAY
毛糸愛は方法を見つけます
KEIT-AI TROUVE UN MOYEN
KEIT-AI FINDET EINEN WEG
KEIT-AI TROVA UN MODO
KEIT-AI ENCUENTRA UNA MANERA
毛糸愛找到了戏路
게읻애 항상 길을 찾습니다
KEIT-AI BIR YOLUNU BULUR
KEIT-AI ZNAJDZIE SPOSÓB
Justin Rogers
>Del Rio admits he was trying to assault someone backstage multiple times
I wonder why he was fired
Kevin Wright
Is this Dwayne behind this tinder bot?
Jaxson Jenkins
...
Elijah Young
nobody respects a nigger
Mason Williams
I do
Carson Taylor
#litty
Nathan Bailey
>tfw you remember the miz aspiring to be a wrestler on the real world
>the mad man actually did it
youtu.be
Alexander Howard
>Those roasties slowly warming up to wrastlin'
Fuck man, I've never had any interest in watching that kind of reality tv show until now. That looks comfy.
Ian Perry
...
Mason Turner
Obama is above criticism
Nathan Thomas
>coral's massive tits
Owen Brooks
that version is over. the new scooby doo looks like family guy
Hunter Nelson
>new show
>7 years old
It's actually really good and worth watching.
Colton Stewart
To be fair . Obama was treated like crap by foreign governments. I didn't vote for the man but even that annoyed me. He was the president and I didn't like to see that level of disrespect even for a guy like him.
Easton Ross
That's actually really fucking cool. RW was my favorite in the late early 2000s.
Jackson Allen
Who /RAUNCHY/ here? Seeking some RELEASE from numbing ANGUISH me and the boys rolled up to DAS KINOPLEX last night after a harrowing forty mile TREK through the frozen WRAITH-ZONE making it just as the ravenous TYRANT MOTHS began their pre-mating MANHUNT. The distant FOG-HORNS gradually being overtaken by the deadly, silken FLUTTERING of their sable WINGS.
The EMBERS of the last audience were dying down in the CREMATORIA, needless to say we had a good LAUGH in the PENIS INSPECTION line when my bro Skyler got DRAGGED OFF by the guards to serve a fifty year sentence in the POPCORN MINES for wearing a non-regulation FALCONER'S GLOVE. The SHOWERS were pumping that good-ol' ZYKLON-B that gets you extra loose for the RAUNCHY fun; trying to hold your BREATH is good practice for trying not to PISS yourself later.
My man ROBERT served us up some tasty and very litty CRAB LEGS with extra 'BUTTER', well worth the SEVEN HUNDRED and EIGHTY TWO dollars FIFTY for the TIP.
Once we were INSIDE the film hadn't even STARTED before the first drips of PISS came out. An y'all just KNOW that nothing sets off the bloodlust of a TERROR-GHEIST like warm, 'buttery' PISS. Half the SQUAD was DRAGGED into the OUTER-DARKNESS before our BLADDERS were half-empty but even the keening shrieks of the ORPHANED ONES couldn't drown out this raucous COM-BOMB.
When the GUARDS came to finish off the SURVIVORS I was able to ESCAPE by using the CORPSE of my bro JONNY D as a CANOE when the lake of PISS was drained down the sluice normally used for flushing blood and FLESH. I only had to wait THREE HOURS in the rank soup of run-off MEDICAL WASTE and avoid the TELEPATHIC SHARKS that make the sewers their HOME. It wasn’t so bad except for being driven MAD by the hungry WHISPERS of all the GHOSTS.
10/10 SUMMER FUN, would SEE again!
Luke Baker
Why the FUCK does he always refer to the movie as "LIL"???
Bentley King
>tfw the rock could pummel all the critics in this thread and i wouldn't even break a sweat
Adam Gray
Crazy sauce
Gabriel Morgan
LittyAture.
Jaxon Watson
Truly the Honky Tonk Man of our era.
Camden Perez
>Spoony went from hating Miz's botches against Dolph Ziggler on Summerslam 2014 to saying Miz is the best worker on Raw today
Year of the Spoony confirmed?
Henry Wright
the whole point of the F8 feuds between him and Diesel is that he's much more popular than him in that franchise now
Jordan Adams
what are some other hollywood leading men that are secretly nerds?
John Rivera
GERMANS
LOVE