So now that the killing joke has confirmed that BatgirlXBatman is an awful romance...

So now that the killing joke has confirmed that BatgirlXBatman is an awful romance, can we admit that this is the best one?

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That's not the Riddler/Catwoman

It's not even the best Selina ship (SuperCat tbqh)

That's not talia

dick and selina should fuck

Batman with anyone is awful because Batman is toxic.

This.

This, the only time Bruce was attractive was when he lost his memory

Absolutely.

BatXCat is my OTP

Yeah Batman should die alone

She's confirmed bi now

by comic logic that means no more men.

Yes, anyone who's read a not-insignificant amount of both Batman and Catwoman could tell you that.

BatmanxPainfulLoneliness

Bat+Diana is the only good relationship. Even though they're both busy superheros and don't really have a lot of time for each other they can come to an understanding that their "careers" come first. Bruce meanwhile doesn't have to worry about Diana getting hurt (as much as say a normal person like Vicki Vale) committing crimes (as opposed to Catwoman) and Diana can also rest easy that Bruce is capable to defend himself. They would be a great power couple.

but she`s so boring

Beyond has the best ending for Bruce, and should be canon in all form of media

gross

Yes. Granted, I don't think they should necessarily be together as a couple, but they're the ideal love interest for each other. They're a dark mirror of each other, so similar and yet both posses what the other lacks, what the other wants and needs, but can't have.

Selina is like Bruce, but she's capable of living for herself and making herself happy, she finds joy in what she does and allows herself to feel that joy. Bruce is like Selina, but he stands for something greater than himself, he has principles and beliefs that can't be shaken, and has a positive impact on the world.

They both represent to each other a life they want but aren't cut out to lead.

They've fucked.

They should do it more often. They'd have a lot of chemistry.

This is literally the king of all self insert character gets with beautiful trophy wife character. Shit man look at that picture with Diana curling up behind Bruce like that.

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I'm not opposed to the idea.

Batman shouldn't have an OTP. Sure, he can date all kinds of characters, but the relationships need to be short and end in pain.

Batman should die alone, old and full of regret about his life and the fact that he's to old to keep protecting Gotham. I want my Batman miserable, sad and angry. I want to see him suffer and die an awful death full of anguish.

Memes aside, I've always imagined Batman as asexual. Canon turns against me though.

Have you read any Bat/Cat? It's probably the shittiest. The only people that like the relationship are people that only read HUSH. It's written like garbage 90% of the time.

No they haven't.

>Have you read any Bat/Cat?

Have YOU?

Bruce Timm wanted to do a whole show about this

> The idea of a Catwoman-centric spin-off was reconsidered years later when a Catwoman/Nightwing series was pitched

worldsfinestonline.com/WF/sections/backstage/abandoned/

What is with this guy? Seriously

I thought she was holding him back. Either way you have to be very full of yourself to self insert yourself as Batman a human in peak fitness, who is a billionaire and is intensely motivated. If you were a goddess super human he would be literally at the top of your regular "human" suitor list not some dude who is in the Air Force.

It's kinda funny that Bruce has no "Lois Lane" type of character that he will love. It's kind of Selina Kyle but while you feel Clark and Lois end up together 90% of the time where possible, Bruce would probably end up with Selina 20% of the time(with a 60% chance of ending up alone). I've seen a lot of Diana and Barbara as well

>everyone should be Dick's fucktoy xD

Kill yourself

why? so you can self insert better?

hi tumblr

hi casual that started reading with Dicbkats if anything at all

they should though

all it confirmed was that fighting then suddenly sex is a bad plot device when used with barbra and bruce

Bruce Timm seems to love taboo relationships.

>look ma! I can shitpost too

No, they shouldn't. Fuck off, Timm.

I love Bruce Timm, but most of the romances he's tried in his shows have been terrible.

Dini on the other hand has done most of them right at some point or another.

youtube.com/watch?v=Vt_27bqy8S4

Also forgot to mention best Batship

She still wanted the Batdick.

Yes, they should. Why not? Dick's hot and willing, Selina's hot and has few inhibitions, not to mention that Bruce isn't always there.

I can see Selina trying to seduce Dick, to get one on Bruce, and Dick giving him for the same reason, but the whole thing ending up with both of them enjoying and having tons of fun outside of the sex because they're two outgoing extrovert people who like to have fun.

Also, i want to see Selina admitting, rather ashamedly, that Dick is better in the sack than Bruce and that he made her climax like no other man had done before. That this could be dangerous.

I'm sorry man, Bruce is just disgusting.

Do you think Selina makes Dick wear the Bat suit?

This is the page that solidified SelinaXBruce for me

The only true love Batman will ever have

Yeah

She tease him about it and constantly compare him to Bruce, to make him feel ashamed, inadequate and angry, but she changes her tune rather quickly once Dick start to fuck her like Bruce never would. Dick's just that much better at it.

Timm fucking kills me man.The thoughts that must go through that noggin probably aren't all that different that what goes on in /co.

This is incredibly autistic. Stick to your fucking fanfiction.

I think if given chance Timm would probably have Superman fucking Supergirl.

One day i'll work at DC and i'll make this happen just to fuck with you. Just wait and see it.

Probably, he did have Lashina rape Superman

Dick fucking Selina would be just as retarded as Bruce fucking Batgil. But let's not pretend this thread is anything more than "I'm pissed that Timm is a faggot and made Bruce fuck Babs." Because we know how much you want to get back at DaddyBat.

Judging by what you've written so far...I don't think I'll ever have to worry about that.

>Bruce's fanbase is still assblasted that Dick was Batman

Does she ever dress up as Batgirl to toy with Dick? And make Barbara watch?

Actually, i don't care about Bruce fucking Barbara. I just like crazy ships that make people angry. It's pretty fun.

I could see that. His playboy stuff as Bruce is all an act, and from what I've seen, a lot of the sex is initiated by the other person.

Timm pls go fuck off already.

Why would they be assblasted. The whole run was just people saying how much better Bruce was to Dick as Batman. The only people that give a shit about Dickbats are Dick fags because being Batman is the only way Dick can be relevant.

found the assblasted one

The playboy stuff IS an act, but he's FAR from asexual.

>Doesn't remember how assblasted Bruce's fanbase was when Dick took over.

They were mad as fuck I still remember the usual pissing and moaning about Bruce being the only one that can be Batman. Then the move turned out to be popular and they were getting even angrier about it all. The reboot basically undid and they were able to wipe their foreheads. Whole move showed that as far as the fanbase went Bruce was pretty disposable and that Batman itself was more important than who was under the hood. Frankly you sound pretty mad user. Don't worry, 2010 was years ago.

Being becoming Batman and Damian becoming Robin were not moves that were popular at first

At best people rolled their eyes and said Bruce would be back in a year, and at worst Batfags and Timfags were frothing at the mouth

Am I the only one okay with Double Bat Action? I thought it was hot.

this

>BatgirlXBatman is an awful romance
>can we admit that this is the best one?
I didn't realize that Batgirl x Catwoman was a thing.

Underrated Post.

disgusting.

anything other than is bad and wrong.

>Whole move showed that as far as the fanbase went Bruce was pretty disposable and that Batman itself was more important than who was under the hood.

What? Bruce was referenced every five fucking minutes. Batman is inseparable from Bruce Wayne. I mean I don't have anything against successors (though I still think Tim should've been Batman but whatever), and BnR was great, but don't go making statements like that which are blatantly false.

Also I can assure you Dick's solo Batman run was not popular at all.

It was written by Tony Daniel, what did you expect.

Snyder's Detective Comics, on the other hand...

Was good. Again, I'm not trying to say Dick as Batman wasn't enjoyable, I'm just saying it doesn't invalidate Bruce in any way. His memory loomed like a giant shadow over Dick his entire stint.

>Also I can assure you Dick's solo Batman run was not popular at all.

>Black Mirror wasn't popular

Allrighty then.

Also Tim got passed up on being Batman because his character had become a shittier version of Bruce.

>bad and wrong.
They should make a new word to describe this.

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I specifically referenced his Batman run, as iirc 'Tec was taken over by Batwoman for the majority of Bruce's death. Also Tim wasn't Batman because Morrison didn't like the character. I mean Dick also wasn't in that great of a spot before he got the mantle, it pretty much re-ignited the character.

Batman is too broken to have a healthy relationship with anyone.

>implying Catwoman isn't also broken
>implying they don't find comfort in each other for their faults
>implying they aren't willing to forgive each other for them
>implying that isn't one of the reasons they're so great together

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I want them to get together so that Damian and Cass can have a mom.

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SuperxCat > GraysonxCat > CatxIvyxHarley > Cat x everyone else >>>>>>>>>>>>> BatxCat.

this tbqh. superman/catwoman is god tier

besides, batman belongs with joker

Stick to your fanfiction

Yes, CatwomanXStealing Things is the best romance.

I hate this meme. Bury it.

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Why?.

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that was the comic that made me realise they were my OTP

It's awesome. I liked how Dini followed it up with Sirens, even if when he left the comic went downhill fast.

Well batgirl in this pic looks kind of like bayonetta.

And I have always been disappointed because there is a huge lack of bayonetta porn.

Is there a ton of batgirl porn with her in this particular style?

>he's FAR from asexual.

To be fair, that's pretty much how Chuck Dixon wrote Bruce and Dick and Tim for the entirety of the 90's. So there's a whole generation of comic book readers who grew up with a Batman who is barely aware of the women around him.