Opens with a 20 minute sequence of the squad members getting captured. It's set to pop music and every time a new member shows up their rapsheet pops onscreen in bright neon colors.
Deadshot is an ex-soldier who is arrested by Batman and his daughter is taken away from him after putting herself in the line of fire to defend Batman from her dad. So he hates Batman.
Joker runs a nightclub and begs a mobster to get a lapdance from Harley then kills him for agreeing to it. Batman shows up and Joker and Harley try to ditch it, but Batman catches up and the car goes into the river. Joker escapes and Harley almost drowns, but Batman catches her.
Waller gets everyone sent to Belle Reve. When Joker finds out he decides to get Harley back. Waller wants to use them as soldiers, but the government thinks it's a stupid idea.
Enchantress is a weirdo archaeologist who touches a voodoo doll and becomes possessed. Waller controls her heart and sends her with Rick Flagg, who's fucking the Enchantress on the side, to investigate spooky supernatural shit. Enchantress goes crazy and takes over the city, turning some guy into her demon brother, opening a portal and turning a bunch of soldiers into monsters. She's being influenced by some elder demon.
The government OK's Waller using the squad to go to the city and get Enchantress back so Waller can put her back under their control. The Joker shows up in his chopper, shoots down the Squad's chopper, and they end up getting attacked by the monsters and hide in a hotel. Slipknot tries to bail and gets killed.
More monsters attack, and the Joker shows up again to rescue Harley, but the chopper gets shot down and he's presumed dead, while Harley escapes. The Squad finds out shit is going down and decide to complete the mission, while Enchantress kidnaps Waller.
They all fight in a museum. Diablo sacrifices himself to kill Enchantress' demon brother and close the portal so the elder demon doesn't come through.
Harley tricks Enchantress and destroys the heart, and that frees the girl from the evil spirit witch. Waller gets rescued, but puts everyone back in prison cuz she's a bitch.
In the end Harley realizes one of the guards checking on her is the Joker is disguise, they lock eyes and smile, as pop music plays and the movie fades to black.
Boomerang, Katana and Croc are underused and serve only as comic relief and background filler in the action scenes.
At one point Enchantress peeks into Deadshot's mind and finds out his greatest dream is killing Batman.
Boomer gets caught by the Flash
Lots of quippy banter, mostly from Deadshot.
Ethan Clark
So what does Deadshot do?
I thought he was the main character, sounds like this is just a Harley and Joker movie.
Justin Perry
This sounds pretty shitty
Christian Reyes
He quips and shoots people.
Owen Cox
Predict RT scores boys
Normie critics will probably give it around 80-90 because of Joker and "muh female power" Harley.
Normal critics probably a 70.
Overall, probably in the 70-75 range.
Gabriel Smith
>confirmed
By who? We didn't even get BvS spoilers until the week the movie came out.
Andrew Collins
These are '''''spoilers'''''' that have been floating around from a year or so, every couple of months they ajust to legit info for 'epic trolling'. Lately they have been touched up weekly, its funny and sad. On the other hand that script that 'leaked' years ago seem pretty on point with what we actually know by going by the trailers.
Justin Mitchell
Why do you guys hate Will Smith? He's such a cool guy.
Boomerang, Croc, Katana and Waller are who I'm most excited for. Kind of a bummer that those three don't get much to do. At least Waller seems cool.
Adrian Ross
It's a dc movie. On that alone it's going to get a high 30 at best.
Caleb Miller
You keep in denial, huh?
Blake Martinez
The Joker Harley lapdance scene sounds weird enough to not be fake.
Henry Reyes
>Fake leaks from early into production that all make the movie sound great >"Totally legit, guys!"
>Later spoilers from more reliable sources that paint the movie as it is, good or bad. >"lol so fake keep trying trolls"
Every DC movie.
Joshua Edwards
fuckin slick willy i WISH he had a track in the movie
Jordan Gray
Better shot of the bad guy.
Gabriel Brooks
Looks like something out of Doom.
Aaron Gomez
Will Smith ruins this.
Aaron Peterson
At least it's better than being dead. I guess.
Ayden Diaz
Doesn't sound too bad. As long as a Harley Quinn solo movie comes out of it.
Nathan Barnes
>D44M ftfy
Blake Hill
True. We can always see those guys pop up in other films. Killer Croc and Katana in the Batman solo film and Boomerang in Flash.
Brandon Gonzalez
>Boomer gets caught by the Flash
All I needed
Caleb Miller
Wild Wild Squad
Joseph Barnes
Why the fuck would you want that?
Gavin Martinez
You can tell I don't give a shit about a movie when I don't try to keep away from spoilers.
This movie sounds just okay at best.
Joshua Cook
I think it would be cool to do a Harley/Ivy movie where the have a successful parole hearing and are certified sane and released and try to keep out of trouble, but trouble keeps following them.
Adam Ward
>Harley doesn't kick Joker's ass
I expected nothing, and yet I'm still disappointed.
Jackson Green
This sounds okay, but something just doesn't feel right.
This SS is a bunch a street level characters at best, wouldn't it make more sense if it were Poison Ivy or even the Joker as the main villain more than 'lol demons and magic exist"
This feels more at home as a Zatanna or Doctor Fate movie, than a Suicide Squad movie. Or if it had to be Suicide Squad have it be the second one.
Isaiah Turner
To me, it seems like the whole point of having a secret black-ops team of villains who can't be traced back the the government should be to give the government plausible deniability when it has them do sensitive missions that need to be secret because they are against international or domestic law or something.
Just having them fight monsters seems dumb because it's not like fighting monsters is a controversial thing to do, it's kinda under the list of things you'd expect a government to do. There's no reason for them to resort to a black-ops team for this.
It just seems like stripping the Squad of it's political overtones. Ostrander always dealt with those themes.
The characters in Ostrander's book also had some complex psychologies. It looks like this film will be more "villains learn how to work together and do good and find out they weren't so bad after all." The comics were a little more complex than that.
Also, looks like this will be the "Joker, Harley & Will Smith Show" and everybody else will get overshadowed.
Julian Kelly
Shet
Connor Jackson
Sexy whore costumes.
Luis Lee
Who let Loki into the DCU?
Asher Brown
Well if Enchantress is the threat, maybe the government is trying to spin it that the Squad made her go crazy instead of the government losing control of her. That is just a theory.i
Ryder Young
>Deadshot biggest dream is killing Batman >not being with his daughter
Austin Evans
How much screentime would you say Joker gets?
Caleb Morris
Harley working as a stripper comes from the self-titled Joker graphic novel.
Parker Mitchell
the azzarello one inspired by heath joker, yeah, a lot of joker scenes from SS seem to be inspired by that comic
Elijah Jenkins
That comic actually wasn't inspired by Ledger's portrayal, and the comic and the film were being developed at the same time independently and the similarities were total coincidences. In fact, the comic's original title was supposed to be "Joker: The Dark Knight" to make it analogous to "Lex Luthor: Man of Steel," but they changed the title because they didn't want people to think it was connected to the film.
Daniel Campbell
Bullshit. The Joker's design was floating around very early in development. Hell Folks at DC probably had seen it long before the public had. That "coincidence" story make for entertaining conversation, but you know it's bull.
Owen Clark
Sounds okay.
Jackson Torres
Roll
Michael Scott
Sounds like he feels his daughter betrayed him.
Jose Harris
Doesn't sound bad, actually.
Better than MoS and BvS.
Too bad DC and Marvel are both making garbage in animation though.
Brayden James
29
if it was a marvel movie - 79
Ayden Scott
That's because people figure even a bad Marvel movie at least sets up for something good.
Since DC decided to fuck their universe without foreplay, they don't get that resting bad score.
Anthony Long
yea ok, relax mouseketeer
Levi Bell
I'm a DC fan. Marvelfags wouldn't care about this thread, only how bad it will end up.
If you read what I said and think about it, you'll realize I insulted both Marvel and DC there.
Gavin Foster
When will reviews drop? It's almost release and there is zero of them. It's a bad sign.
Luke Reed
I want a SS 2 without her and a harley/Ivy containent film. Who doesn't,?
Cameron Reyes
>That comic actually wasn't inspired by Ledger's portrayal >similarities were total coincidences
Are you fucking insane? This is literally a drawing of Heath Ledger as the Joker
Liam Ramirez
>It's almost release and there is zero of them. It's a bad sign.
It's really not. This is the norm for big budget tentpole movies now. Studios are tired of critics murdering their pre-release buzz with Tomato numbers.
Yes it absolutely could be a complete piece of shit but the fact that there are no early critic's screening is not evidence of this the way it was a few years ago.
Jacob Adams
>lapdance Scene does not contain a- scene does contain a lapdance. Five sins removed.
Luis Reyes
Lapdance scene does not actually show a lapdance.
Fifty sins added.
Leo Wilson
Yeah. Now that I think about it even Ra's al Ghul and the League of Assassins would fit better, you could even fit the magic stuff in there if you wanted.