ITT: We write John Wick 3

ITT: We write John Wick 3

>hardmode: Wick must die at the end.

wick dies at the beginning of old age

he fights through hell and is reborn

he is reborn tyrone jenkins

>John Wick just headshooting random goons and assasins whole film. Then dies at the end.
That's how Wick's scripts actually looks like btw

>Keanu, exhausted, bloodied and battered from his epic journey chasing the evil Japanese dolphin snatchers, drags his head around, looks at the camera and says whoa

Morpheus, I know Kung Fu.

>Take Crank
>CGI haircut
>Change name to John Wick 3

John Wick in space.

He wakes up in a dark cabin on a space station, then pulls a Falling Down throughout the station, a mix of various species and such from across the galaxy.

He gets blown out an airlock by a Batarian/Brasilian at the end.

>John Wick is mauled to death by a random nigger dog
>John Wicks dog seeks revenge
>But it was no ordinary dog that killed John. It was a world-class fighting dog...
>In theatres Christmas day

This works because John wouldn't kill a dog

>John is on the run mere minutes after the end of 2
>slips on a used, discarded condom
>falls over and smacks his head on the sharp corner of a hamburger cart
>dies
>dog sniffs him, pisses in his mouth then sniffs himself
>end

>New York City is experiencing the second worst blizzard in the history of the city
>The Pain starts again, as Max Payne is summoned to take down John Wick

turns out all of space and time are assassins.

John Wick vs All the worlds assassins

He's on the run after pissing off the entire planet which we learned last film is 90% assassins 10% civilians. He doesn't have bullet proof suits or any of the help this time.The film would play out like a lonely violent road movie but with potential for globetrotting. We see John go from place to place never really straying far from brash assassins looking for the big pay day.

One or two familiar faces show up (Common could return recovered from the "professional courtesy" and perhaps Lance comes back in some capacity) Get the raid boys in there. if you have a premise with a whole world of assassins you might as well grab good cinematic martial arts guys from everywhere. Maybe they're all coming to kill John maybe some are old friends. I'd like to see Yayan as a good guy for once.

John fights til he can't fight no more and dies in a similar way to Viggo. He is tired, he has spent the whole film fleeing and a brief but brutal one on one melee fight with a killer of his equal finishes him off. (don't care who does it they just need to be good fight talent) He says "Be seeing you" and promptly bleeds out from whatever wounds he suffered as the rain pours somewhere at night. No room for sequels, no need for reboots, you just leave it there as a solid action trilogy.

I'd watch it.

>John dies and goes to heaven
>Becomes devil hunter
>Uses his skills to take down Satan's minions

Basically, Constantine.

>John finds out he's living in a computer generated world
>He teams up with the black homeless assassin to defeat the system that has the world trapped as irl slaves
Basically Matrix

>John finds out that the bus he's on is rigged with a bomb by assassins
>John manages to escape from the bus and find the assassins
>Kills the villains but also dies in the process

Basically speed

>John escapes from all the assassins and gets remarried
>wife dies from unknown illness
>some goon steals his car and kills his dog his dieing wife got him
>he enacts revenge and kills everyone

Basically John Wick 1

John wicks New girlfriend gets raped and killed by Muslims

Wick guns down 100s of shit skins before entering the mosque of doom

>John gets up one day and realises he has a hard drive for a brain
>Tries to download blueprints for a gun
>Insufficient storage
>Brain gets overloaded and he dies
Basically Johnny mnemonic

They should take a risk and do a completely entirely different tone like Evil Dead-> Evil Dead 2

They need to bring in some big action stars like expendables tier actors.

Would like to see Jackie Chan as the eastern McShane character

Just have him go out Spike Spiegel style. He was going to play Spike anyway. Give him a motivation to get into a situation he knows he won't survive guns blazing then just have him die.

hardmode would be wick doesn't die at the end.

>minutes after JW:C2
>John gets shot by several assassins and dies
>They bicker over who gets paid more
>hilarity ensues
>the end

>Jackie Chan drives an Escalade with Donnie Yen and Jet Li in the back
>instead of martial arts they use comically massive and wildly inaccurate machine guns
>Chan accidentally drives off a bridge, into a river, and they all drown
Basically China irl

This, but if you remember well, 2 ends with him being hunted by literally everyone. He dies there, go to hell and gives a hard time to Satan, who makes a bargain with him and promise to send him back so he can save his dog. He then reemerges all fucked up and with new powers.
Cut to the title:
>John Wick3D