We're getting Eldritch horrors

We're getting Eldritch horrors

use the catalog, fuckstain

I hope the lead kid has gotten better at acting.

Fuck off shill

There is no lead kid

The one with the droopy eyes.

My girlfriends dad is the art director for Stranger Things AMA

My bad, Mine has the biggest picture though.

why is it such a boring show

Froggu?

Is your gf hot?

are you going to make this thread often? cus im fuxcking sick of seeing it and if you are please let me know so I can stop coming here, you absolute tampon.

cute little girl has already tits in this season?

Will Byers vs 13

Who will Flynn side with? Who will Nancy?? Will this show be good?

Eldrazi?

Give me ONE reason to watch this show. Child actors are all shit with the exception of Macaulay Culkin.

Lovecraft = Reddit

Actually he is pure Sup Forums. Here's a poem he wrote

When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Iove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger

God damn this show is fucking awful. And the kids fucking suck.

>a netflix original series

Better than most child actors, They felt like a group of friends just being themselves, They even got the "overly aggressive for no reason black kid" character "on point"

I hate children tho

What kind of underwear does your girlfriend wear?

What's it like to have a girlfriend?

Seemed like the kind of black kid who was really into DBZ/Naruto and who played certain niche arcade games and who was really defensive about his masculinity who had a few older brothers.

...

Are either of you virgins?

>Eldritch horrors
dunno what that is but sounds like some tvtropes Sup Forums redditors would say

People who say "eldritch horrors" are the same people that have never read Lovecraft but talk about him every chance they get

I'm an artist trying to get into the industry. Can he give me a job?

...So, Woolie?

Well they aren't cosmic because they come from an alt reality

I knew like three of these growing up, I have a hard time believing you didn't too

How's her foot game?

how many B.B.C.'s has she taken so far?

ehhhh, I know Cthulhu & Lovecraft is pretty mainstream now on shit like reddit and stuff but anybody else kinda sad how it's going to become full normie material when this thing gets released

I'm not usually the REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE type but this is just depressing me

should i kms?

Can you post a pic of her toes?

oh shit, son.

Stranger Things was good so I hope they don't go the Game of Thrones route and just try to satisfy the meme fanbase rather than making quality TV

>anybody else kinda sad how it's going to become full normie material when this thing gets released
No, Because people don't care enough to read the books so it'll mainly just be shallow, giant tentacle monsters

>Stranger Things was good
It was derivative of 80's films, e.g. You get an out of nowhere Stand by Me bully moment just because, And you have Winona Ryder just screaming and being crazy the whole series

The "Stranger Things was derivative of the 80s" is the most derivative criticism out there. It's reddit-tier. Babby's first youtube-movie-review.

Everyone agrees that something is shit and the exact way it is shit is obvious
>Stop meme-ing

>I don't like things that build upon other things.

can u post pusy

Who the fuck goes to the corner and reads a book?


Stupid bitch

>Stranger Things was good
yeah, right up until the third act where it took a 90 degree nosedive

No they don't.

>build upon
>Implying it doesn't just mimic parts of popular movies

Scientist's open portal to notsilenthill, It has monsters in it.

dont talk bad about my waifu

I know, it almost looks like Ulamog with a little head.

>People who say eldritch horrors...
>Well they're not cosmic, from alt reality
>No
>Scientists

Yes, the monster in S1 of ST was from alt reality. Eldritch horrors aren't.

Yes they are

I think I missed out on this type of black kid growing up. Our school mostly had the really smiley momma's boy types. Like Cuba Gooding Jr. black guys, not Samuel L. Jackson black guys.

Once you watch more classic cinema you'll realize that pretty much everything is derivative.

Once you watch more classic cinema you'll realize that some art is more derivative and lazier than other art

...sorry after that incredibly faggy speech cop guy gave, keep this shit away.

Sean Brennan or William G Davis?

This is the lowest effort (you) farming I have ever seen

No they aren't. They live outside of our dimension. They don't come from any reality

So how obvious will the monster be based on Trump?

Yeah, I admit that he made me make a saving throw vs DROPPED

Cheryl?

Lovecraft's actual writing is still a normie-repellent because of his xenophobia.

How would the monster being a total dullard be scary though?

is it a Beholder this season?

I just wanna see more of my future wife.

aa

some cringy shit about the whole town joining some dumb fucking steven king-tier "midwestern doom cult."
>durrr..it's happening everywhere, not just here!

then add in some incredibly tone-deaf things about the media somehow helping spread it.

the sign clearly reads "Welcome to Hanweir"

normies who try getting into Lovecraft without knowing ahead of time how racist he is are a never ending source of lulz.

they're cancer and the reason why it's impossible to read literally anything about him without "muh racism" just constantly being there.

fuck, might as well just put up a disclaimer sign outside the lincoln memorial stating "WARNING: THIS MAN MAY HAVE SAID NIGGER ONCE. ALSO HE DIDN'T EVEN REALLY CARE ABOUT BLACKS, LMAO"

thats a boy

with a tight wet pussy

better yet

Now that Twin Peaks is actually back I'm just not as excited for it as I was before. I'll probably get into it once I've digested the return.

Why is that thing in the clouds just a Muto down to the same pose?

You know they're gonna show up for 5 seconds just like the alternate dimension stuff in the first season.

Godzilla/Stranger Things crossover universe?!??!?!!!!?

Holy shit I'm so hyPe!!!!!!!!

>some random cloud
>not the god of gods and most powerful omnipotent horror, the almighty Cthulhu

dropped

>Godzilla/Stranger Things crossover universe?!??!?!!!!?
Stranger things have happened!

>not the god of gods and most powerful omnipotent horror, the almighty Cthulhu
bad bait

Went to a private school with a bizarre lack of weebs. The only ones there were either Korean (big Korean population in the town) or white neckbeards, plus the regular dumpster fire chicks.
Woolie was my first introduction into the black otaku lifestyle.

Uh I don't think so sweetie she's mine

are people going to remember its going to be nothing happening for 99% then some shitty cgi at the end

>colour of the clouds

monster is barb confirmed

Sorry buddy, but we're already engaged

is she THICC?

>Eldritch
Stop

>We're getting Eldritch horrors
We aren't; or, I bet they fuck it up

Getting Cthulu right is hard

got any nudes of ur gf?

post yfw its based on the dunwich horror

Yup

So far I like the direction they've taken with it. It doesn't look like a typical CG monster (Esp not the pale spindly Cloverfield designs that every other monster movie uses nowadays), it seems a lot more alien, more like the giant monster in The Mist. It's way too big, and seems hard to really take in, and rather than darting around or having tiny camera cuts it's just looming for everyone to see.