/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Cooper Flew the Coop Edition

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naomi watts feet

Name a more underrated character than Tarantino's cameo

first for my new waifus

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There's a CUTE all right

:c

DOUGIE JONES IS ONE THICC BIH

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Kill
Marry
Hate fuck because of that "I'm so hot" attitude she has

Anyone notice how Hawk didn't say a single word when they went to Bobby's mom's house? Or am I just not remembering it well?

Skipfags need to skip these threads and also the rest of their lives.

Who /hairlikedoppelcoop/ here?

>I don’t like coffee. It’s bitter and hot and irritating and it stains everything.

It will be pretty fucking weird to hear Cooper talk like a normal person if he ever goes back to regular Cooper. Dougie can only say single words and Bad Cooper has that really fucking weird speech pattern going on.

How do you do fellow footfag

What is it with Lynch and SNAKESKIN JACKETs?

Reminder that we won't see Coop being Coop again because Kyle can't smile anymore.

What is the best line of the season and why is it "Jade give two rides"?

That's a leather jacket and a snakeskin shirt.

If Dougie ever gets used to the normal world again he will use that exact same weird speech pattern from Bad Cooper.

What band is this?

Monster.

u wot

Is it because DoppelCoop doesn't have true individuality and personal freedom that he only has a shirt and not a jacket?

The way he smiles now would actually be fitting for Punished Cooper. He looks only a little bit happy.

(The) Paper Shelves

I was watching her the whole time wondering if she's always like this or if she's just trying to be cool in front of Lynch

he's not wrong
besides research has shown that people who drinks cofee black and with no sugar are related with sociopath behavior
bayme boop si the doog gyu

He can't ever truly be happy after being witness to Lynch's crimes as well as a cohort

Here, blonde though. Mostly in a bun also.

Why did he cry? Why did Sonny Jim look so depressed in the car? Why did he blink backwards?

GUYS

He cried because he realized he has to raise his wife's son.

#Should have kept this hair color for Coop, his hair looks ass in the show

Why not let it loose?

>man-bun
KYS

that's because a lot of sociopaths need tv shows to tell them how to drink their coffee

he looks different here to how coop actually looks in the tv show

Electric Dream Machine.

Annoying to have it flapping around. But I should let it out more indeed.

Who said I'm a man?

That's because he has only showed expressions of disdain, confusion and sadness for 9 episodes straight.

>All the pre-season promos were "DALE COOPER'S BACK, DAMN FINE COFFEE!"
>We get Dougie for the entire show

i think it's mainly his hair that looks different, it's not slicked back and black

girls with buns are even worse
If you don't want long hair just cut it off

t. superior girl with BOB long hair

LONDON

>not being a man with hair like DoppelCoop
You're missing out big time

I want to fuck Diane so bad, especially when she wears that animal print jacket.

Dougie is just fan service for plebs who couldn't endure 18 episodes of Bad Coop. Dougiefags are every bit as bad Cooperfags.

Or did he cry because Sonny Jim realized Dougiecoop wasn't his real father, and only acted happy for him?

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>Cooper ages in the lodge and winds up looking perfectly clean and well-groomed with his clothing in perfect condition

Am I autistic for letting this bother me? I would've thought that at the very least he'd look more scruffy and gross looking. It's not like he's dead and has control over his appearance like Laura.

where can i buy a snake skin jacket?

The lodge is AESTHETIC lad, of course he looks perfectly clean and well-groomed.

ebay

I fucking wish. I really fucking wish.

My hair sucks because it looks like this and there's nothing I can do with it.

The Arm regularly gave him sponge baths.

AND I'LL SEE (You)s

Bye bye, Simon!

Slick it back.

SHIT

AND (YOU)'LL SEE ME

TFW hairline receding. Not sure if I could grow a mane like that anymore. I used to have such glorious long hair ;____;

I think Bill's wife was manufactured (and maybe Bill himself was too) because remember what Evil Coop said right before he shot her? Something about she "did good. You follow human nature perfectly" as if she wasn't a human but more like a replicant.

Chad is my favorite new male character.

Time and physics are convoluted in the Lodges.

He meant that she behaved exactly the way he thought she would because he believes that human nature is selfish and inherently awful like he is, you mong.

>Chad is (...) new male
What a twist.

This. Also nice quads, son.

You thicc bih, why has she pinned the "murder"on her lover then?

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Reminder that Leland knows what Hentai is

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This, you see the electricity static.

I forget, was this Scooby's wife he killed?

I vvant to fuck that MILF

this webm confirms she's been manufactured just like Dougie Jones

Yes.

I was drunk off my ass when the first episodes dropped. I really need to rewatch those.

Aren't anything special.

Laure Derns, however, are. Shame about the rest of her.

A cute maid attacks your party of RPG adventurers! What do you do?

i am the admin of dougie jones fan club on facebook

They represent individuality and a belief in personal freedom, you know.

Do you know how much BS research has been done on coffee?

Roll for initiative since she's obviously trying to trick us

Logic doesn't really apply there.

Cast a wood trapping spell.

Use a Wood spell.

rape

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What's the name of the page/group? I am impersonating him all the time.

I am going with her to Bahamas to do Scuba diving

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call for help

BAHAMA
JAMAICA
OOH I WANNA SCUBA

So where's Audrey?

>secret new york billionaire
>comatose rape victim
>both?

Ready potion of rape

What kind of music do you think bad coop listens too?

Here's my milf GF (she's 38 and I'm 27) and she looks like a better upgraded version of Laura Palmer.

I wouldn't be mad if she was trying to use the box to fish Cooper out of the Lodge.

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Fred Truax

>better upgraded

lol no