Disney is dead

Disney is dead

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So Maui will just be a side character then? That seems kind of pointless.

Really? This movie sounds better and better.

Oh thank god.

>implying she's not banging Maui

SHE IS DESTINED FOR ELSA

or a supporting character she doesn't fall in love with.
also Moana confirmed for Brave: Spam and High Obesity rates edition

>if a character isn't a love interest then they have no point being in a story

Side characters that the main doesn't fuck are pointless? Good to know.

thanks for spoilering the movie assholes

>Polynesian mythology, The Rock, and no tacked on romance subplot

I am very excited for this movie

I am getting some sort of cocky Genie vibe from this Maui demigod.

>when Moana first meets Maui, he thinks the mortal girl is an adoring fan and assumes she wants an autograph.(...)

...when does this take place?

wired.com/2016/07/disney-moana-comic-con/

>Side characters that the main doesn't fuck are pointless?
And don't you forget it.

Good, it was an annoying American film trope

Good. Let's see some real femenist for a change. Self reliant women. Just don't add some beta orbiter comic relief.

inb4 people pretend this is bad at all

Wow, a Disney movie without a love interest for the protagonist? That's surely a first!

Good.
sigh

>No romance is feminist

Kill yourself then go back to tumblr in that order

>this is the reason why zootopia, big hero 6 and fuck-it fred all failed

>zootopia
>failed

on which field, man? it made dosh and it's critically acclaimed.

user, that was bait.

It's been all the rage since... Pinocchio.

all 3 of those movies did, bh6 less so

the joke flew over my head.

yes, bh6 was sorta meh.

Don't mention that feminist sjw crap here

>The Rock
Wait what, really? Nice

Good, romance subplots in movies are shit.

i literally had no idea who this guy was, selling a movie only based on a VA is a weak idea, unless you''re aiming at domestic market.

I am really curious about the songs, will i have an earworm song like that Snow movie had?

You didn't know that he was in this movie?

No love interest there though, they're just fuck buddies

That's why Dreamworks promised there will never be a romance plot in Kung fu panda unless it's of a silly nature like Mei Mei and Po

This is great news, what are you talking about?
Disney rarely does good romance so not even trying is a great news imo

Do people actually like forced romance subplots now or are you just memeing

This is good news though.

>Mfw no bara young brown guy.

Disney hates happiness.

Fuckin Finally. This movie looks pretty cool so far.

>No idea who Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is

Have you been living under a rock?

Is the Rock actually considered a good actor?

But Zootopia had a love interest.

No, but he's enjoyable and charismatic.

The last time Disney made a heroine with no romantic love interest, everyone thought she was an incesious lesbian. I will excuse them for deciding to stick with what they know and what works for them.

Do you have any idea how many shippers browse this site?

he was a wrestler, of course he's a good actor

So you disliked zootopia?

I'm okay with this.

>The last time Disney made a heroine with no romantic love interest, everyone thought she was an incesious lesbian
Which is fucking DUMB since Anna actually had a canon romantic interest. Where the fuck did all this Elsanna come from?

I don't enjoy it the same level people love it around here, you know, making fanfics, shipping, fapping, cosplaying, etc. for me it was just another animated movie like Rio or shrek.

Yes, wrestlers are known for being such good actors that no one knows that everything is staged.

He's a classic movie star where his limited acting abilities are overshadowed by the sheer power of his charisma.

His actual acting chops are irrelevant. As long as he's not in crappy kids movies the guy just swallows the screen, like Arnie before him.

or like Stallone, he could barely talk and barely act but people liked him for his charisma and how imposing he looks in action roles

Shippers.

Shippers are the dumbest and most cancerous parts of every fanbase. Trust me, you just scraped the surface with the Elsanna bits.

So? Who the fuck cares?

IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU THINK HE'S GOOD OR NOT!

>like Rio

Them's fightin' words

So what, neither did Judy Hopps.
The shippers will continue to see whatever they want to see.

Lol I think I know this guy.. he just graduated from Macalester College

This is the last place I'd ever expect to see him

Are you blind? She was clearly lusting after Bellwether

Am I high? What the fuck kind of response is this?

A two-hour-old response.

Agreed. I don't see how every single movie needs to have a guy get with a girl in the end.

Well Zootopia didn't have a love interest either. New trend maybe?

>inb4 nick and judy shippers
Need I remind you "strictly platonic" from the creator himself

I just hope its not 2quirky and full of "LOOK AT ME I AM POINTING IT THAT I'M ABOUT TO DO THIS STUPID CLICHE LOOK HOW STUPID IT IS I'M GONNA DO IT ANYWAY LOL"

So I heard that Disney went searching for an unknown actress to play the main character, and she's only 14.
>ywn be found by Disney
>if you do get to be in a Disney movie, it's after you've already grown up and were lucky enough to have experiences in other movies
>you will never be a successful actor or viice actor probably, considering the insane competition and the fact that the work is all either in LA or Atlanta, but even in Atlanta the actors usually fly there after being cast in LA, which is an expensive place to live if you don't want to be in a ghetto
I'm a scrawny white dude. No way I can survive the ghetto.

Yeah, suddenly I'm interested.

I don't really see the problem. Not every movie has to have some shoehorned love story in it.

>In Māori mythology, Māui is a culture hero famous for his exploits and his trickery.

>His last, fatal trick was on the Goddess Hine-nui-te-pō. In attempting to make mankind immortal by changing into a worm, entering her vagina and leaving by her mouth while she slept, she crushed him with the obsidian teeth in her vagina.

I love how Frozen did just that, and then Anna got together with a guy she barely knew regardless.

OP's image says Moana won't have a love interest; doesn't say there won't be romance subplots at all. Little girls and tumblr love those, and The Mouse knows it.

> Not Muh Love Story.
> MP may not be generic princess
> Not SJW-tier level of pandering for diversity
> HOPEFULLY no muh sing-a-long because "tradition"
OP is a faggot, Disney is 100% SAVED.

I fail to see the issue

Just look at ben 10 threads, you cant speak about anything its just bloody gwen shipping.
PLEASE GOD MAKE THE PAIN STOP, if there was a god we would have comfy ben ten threads like we had towards the end of omniverse.

>Won't have a love interest
well of course
>having tons of casual sex on the tropical island with no one to be faithful to
You betcha

Youre brodys lit, make more absurd pics.

Not at all, but a Disney PRINCESS movie without a love interest for the protagonist is rare.

>everyone thought she was an incesious lesbian
>everyone

Bullshit. You spend too much time on Sup Forums if you think that the loudest and craziest shipping faction on /frz/ equals "everyone"

>Brave 2

>Is the Rock actually considered a good actor?

In technical terms? No. But people like seeing/hearing him on TV. Lots of actors, like Bruce Willis, Samuel L. Jackson and Christopher Walken are the same.

When watching them, you never forget who the actor actually is. You never really start to believe they're a different person. But it's just so damn enjoyable watching them go at it.

>Brought to you by Disney

Im preatty sure that shippers prefer no official romance, to make room for their own OTP

At least thats what i prefer

The Elsannafags are just extremely loud and adamant about their ship being a "natural" or "common" interpretation of the movie.

Also, the ship produced a metric fuckton of lesbian r34, which drew in people who normally have zero interest in Disney movie ships, simply because they liked lesbian porn done in the Disney style and the r34 got them interested in the franchise.

I've seen a lot of supposed Elsanna shippers admit they prefer aus where they're not related - meaning they prefer versions of the characters who have most of the original story's crucial aspects and the main dynamic removed, simply because they don't really like the characters, they don't give a shit about the original story.

What they do like is lesbian porn, with some cutesy fluff thrown in.

What is that pic from?

some people were comparing this movie to something else, also:

>return of classic animal mascotts.

if it aint broke..

Hotel Transylvania 2

Thanks, I should probably watch the first one.

Frozen had that lame snowman.

"Funny" sidekicks and song are Disney trademarks that should stay dead.

You can easily skip the second one. It's horrible

And? Are you that triggered by fan opinions?

Last time I checked Moana isn't a goddess.

..dude you know Moana is a musical, right?

it's disney's bread and butter!

HA man I know you, too. Small fucking world.

Well that just smothered my interest. I do not ever want to hear The Rock sing.

Skipped. Maybe pixar will have a comeback.

what's wrong with Disney musicals?

>triggered

My niggers.

Musicals are terrible in general.

Soo, there hasn't been a disney movie with a love interest since 2012

Brave
Wreck-it-Ralph
Frozen
Big Hero 6
Moana
and i'm pretty sure Gigantic wont have one either.

dude... it's too late for Pixar to "come back".

Nah, Disney songs are the best, especially villain songs.

It's as fun and useful for the plot as an ad break. The songs aren't good enough for the radio and I don't listen to the radio because the music sucks.

So Frozen was widely condemned for promoting lesbianism.

What's this going to be widely condemned for promoting? Asexuality? Masturbation?