ASLEEP IN PERFECT BLUE BUILDINGS
BESIDE THE GREEN APPLE SEA
GONNA GET ME A LITTLE OBLIVION BABY
TRY TO KEEP MYSELF AWAY FROM ME
/brit/
Evan Campbell
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Dylan Adams
going to apply to be a janny next time it comes up just so I can fucking smack the shit out of earlyposting runts
Christopher Powell
anime
Brayden Jones
It's not up to you
Well, it never really was
Ryder Mitchell
>no edition
Justin Ortiz
hope this aussie actually does the poo hot dog
patiently awaiting
Aaron Wilson
karen
Evan White
Luis Jenkins
Love when cokemong says stupid crap and everyone makes fun of him
Nolan Hill
...
Kayden Williams
the suicide shower is perfectly safe
Robert Hall
cokelad tell us another funny story
Nathan Diaz
doing a line atm lads
Ryder Collins
Are you supposed to get 7 hours or 8 hours of sleep a night? (toilers only)
Hunter Taylor
Wish I could go back in time a few months and make her my gf
Dominic Morgan
can tell he has a normal hairline but its just shaved for the part
Aiden Kelly
>Leeds is richer than London
howling
povvo southern runts btfo
Julian Rogers
i just need a free house for the night. cant have my parents or siblings finding me making a poo hot dog no way of talking myself out of that
Hudson Jones
wait, cokelad does coke by himself at home? what's the point of that?
Daniel Brooks
youre an observant man
Charles Williams
I read a story about a welsh sergeant who lined up his squaddies and in front of all of them, produced a slice of bread, tropped his trousers, squatted over it and did a poo on the bread. he then folded it and ate it
mad taff mcpoo-breath i think his name was
Logan Edwards
Hudson Sanders
Big fan of these French comedians
youtube.com
Landon Hall
Might troll /his/ for a laugh lads
Anthony Wright
why would he? it looks like shit
Parker Nelson
am i predictable as well
Zachary Clark
to get riggedy-riggedy-recked
Dominic Foster
london is 1% tarqs built off the back of literal slaves
The rest of the country has a more equal distribution of wealth
Jason Harris
The Northern Powerhouse isn't a meme
Austin Lee
what would it take for china to fall apart
really hate that country
Julian Murphy
Not him but I've done similar many times and enjoyed myself.
Nathan Ross
there is no point he just posts on here about how hes doing drugs
Jordan Hernandez
>he doesnt post with full confidence
>not seeing Mad Men
Levi Anderson
different for everyone. see how much sleep you need without an alarm when on holiday
Blake Ortiz
why do brainlets like you have such a hard time understanding that drugs simply make you feel good
Jose Thompson
>really hate that country
why?
Xavier Jenkins
fucking rich paddies REEEEEEEEEE
James Ramirez
micks win again
James Campbell
...
Jason Lee
Don't listen to that nasty paddy, he's very autistic every weekend he posts about his schizo episodes and self harming in his room drunk and high. You're a good jew *pats your head*
Jackson Rodriguez
Ryder Wood
holy fuck i thought people saying leeds was a fast growing city was a joke but even i cant believe it
Grayson Flores
i would follow him into battle
Landon Bell
my drawing :"-)
Anthony Morgan
lend me a tenner mate
Colton Cruz
>tropped
Sebastian Diaz
bit lewd
John Nguyen
>youtube.com
rocky IV is such fucking kino
Parker Foster
this reminds me of a painful conversation with a slovak cleaner at my last job
>"user you no bad looking guy, why you no hev the girlfriend?"
>"ahah you know, just too busy for all of that at the moment ahaha *goes red*"
>"actually i know why, is cause you look like you 14!"
>"haha yeah"
>"and you skinny you need to go gym"
>"yeah haha i know..."
>"and you hev no facial hair haha what are you, child?"
>"..."
>everyone else in the office joins in and starts roasting me
Chase Phillips
that one guy has a very long arm
Ethan Barnes
Imagine being France, creating the Eurozone then Britain becomes richer than you lmao
Asher Powell
sort of wish the soviets were still around
don't think I'd mind living there
Lucas Taylor
Haha they having a wrestle or something?
Thomas Allen
they're trying to dethrone us as leading power
and they're getting close to succeeding
they threaten the status quo
imagine a world controlled by chink culture
Gavin Gomez
fuck off d isn't that far from t
Grayson Gutierrez
>you no bad looking guy
>you look 14 and you skinny!
yeh no
Nathan Brown
If I had a sex bot I'd use a condom
Logan Torres
>later Stallone would be busted for steroids
pottery
Gabriel Ward
Easton Harris
...
Noah Parker
aussie gf is cooking pastries while I play with our pet eel
Christopher White
Burst out laughing. Are you the user the other day posting about that works night and everyone made fun of you for living with your mum?
Bentley Morales
>lol you just sit on Sup Forums and do coke
i fucking buy £350 worth of the shite every bastard weekend and never sleep go out for hours every single friday and saturday night without fail but nobody notices that
Henry Roberts
haha just like my favourite american comedies
Blake Diaz
was with you until species out of this planet
reminds me of nordic aliens loons
Brandon Hughes
cokelad tell us a story
Josiah Anderson
Alright m8 we get it, you're really cool
Logan Sullivan
...
Lincoln Gray
oh you're so bloody cool
where are you from? want to come and take your jaw off
Thomas Diaz
for context, all the other lads around my age in this office were all fat bastards
no
Brayden Robinson
*walks into pub*
*struts up to the bar*
>gin and coke with a lime please
Gavin Jenkins
>Wastes £350/week on coke
hows living with the 'rents?
Julian Rogers
>we will see robots this lifelike in our lifetimes
Noah Foster
...
Landon Powell
sauce
Jeremiah Myers
could be a bloke who knows
John Howard
remember that Rocky movie where he and Paulie spitroasted a 16 year old Rocky fangirl in a hotel room?
Matthew Myers
odd that incest has become so popular, or at least very prevalent
Andrew Nguyen
m-m-MUMMY!
James Flores
Remembering that time a girl rejected me and I told her it made me genuinely consider dropping out of uni lmao what a cringey wanker I am
Carson Diaz
ive never seen rockie and cannot dispute this
Levi Edwards
old east coast yank neighbourhoods are so comfy
Jayden Allen
incredibly bent post
Cameron White
he probably spends his carers allowance on drugs instead of looking after his booze-addled father.
Jacob Morgan
>gf constantly wants to go do gay boring shite like "escape rooms" and "dog cafes" and gets annoyed that I'm not interested in such shite
fuck meeeeee FUCK OFFFF NO I do not want to pay £5 entry into a fucking subpar cafe where they have a couple of random dogs running around FUCK OFF WOMAN FUCK OFF
Robert Barnes
have unironically been acquiring a taste for autoerotic asphyxiation recently
i hope i dont die haha
Landon Barnes
wish you could find real incest porn. probably illegal though.
Nathaniel Fisher
for most people its pretend and roleplay, at least i hope it is
Elijah Turner
Tempted to have a wank but my balls really smell and it's putting me off
Dominic Cox
cokelad makes me want to snort coke
Noah Campbell
I read this recently and it made a lot of sense
Our generation has grown up on easily available vanilla porn and are now bored of it and seeking out more taboo/controversial stuff
Xavier Phillips
wow so cool and interesting cant believe i ever doubted you
Levi Martinez
>escape rooms
sounds kinky
Hudson Phillips
alright pet that's four pound twenty five
Jose Clark
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Samuel Cruz
escape rooms are banter tbqh
Jayden Gonzalez
Toil requires 2 hours travel even though the place is only 20 miles away from the house haha i will be getting a car xx
Colton Turner
imagine them scrabbling around for something to say at your funeral
Samuel Hall
Hello good afternoon. I am interested in British culture, especially in the culinary area (curri) and religious (Sikh and Islam).
Blake Taylor
I can't believe I'm doing this with my STEP brother