GAWKER MAKES MENS WEBSITE: THE CUCK

Is this satire? What the hell is wrong with these people?

thecuck.gawker.com/welcome-to-gawkers-new-mens-site-the-cuck-1785101113?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_twitter&utm_source=gawker_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

Other urls found in this thread:

thecuck.gawker.com/the-politics-of-sitting-down-to-pee-1784985486
jezebel.com/sheesh-theres-a-reason-women-are-totally-crushing-it-a-1775163095
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heroin_chic
twitter.com/AnonBabble

What is wrong with them?

Why are you taking the bait? They are obviously trolling you...

"Sex, dating, clothes, relationships, politics, sex, women—men have opinions about all of these things. And yet, there’s nowhere on the internet where you can go to read them. That changes today. Welcome to The Cuck, a pop-up, bespoke men’s site, for men."

"The Cuck is a site dedicated to exploring modern masculinity in all its myriad forms, and over the next few days or until it is apparent that we have not been able to attract a really loaded sponsor (P&G please call us back), you’ll hear from some of the most thoughtful men—and non-men—working in media (Gawker Media, specifically) today."

"What differentiates The Cuck from all those other men’s interest sites out there? We like to think it’s our emphasis on not being Bad. Unlike other men’s interest sites, The Cuck will not write about watches—unless there is a really good watch we want to write about, obviously, in which case, we’ll do a post about watches. There won’t be any gross, objectifying stories about female celebrities, either—just stories that celebrate them for saying smart things in interviews or appearing in Paul Feig movies, that also might occasionally mention how they look, in a complimentary way."

"But mostly, lots and lots of personal essays, which women have really cornered the market on lately, have you noticed? It seems like it’s about time for some men to also do those!"

"Basically, imagine if there were a Gawker for women. Then, imagine a version of that, but for men. That’s The Cuck. Welcome. We hope you enjoy yourself, especially if you are in charge of marketing at, say, Diageo."


I.... I think they're trying to troll us m8s

holy fucking kek

it's real

these people are so retarded it's amazing

They are fucking mad

>lots and lots of personal essays, which women have really cornered the market on lately, have you noticed

I read the linked article, and the lack of self-awareness is startling.

Why don't men make any money writing 'confessional personal essays'?

Largely because nobody wants to listen to men talking about themselves. But this article makes it seem as though men are not yet feminized enough, and that we don't write confessional essays because it's not masculine to do so.

I'll write anything if Huffington Post is paying. I'll claim to be a man who discovered the joys of cuckoldry when my wife flirted with a black bull. Sadly, they aren't.

WE MUST DESTROY THEM ONC AND FOR ALL


WHY DIDNT THE HULK SMASH THEM?

140 MILLION SHOULDVE DONE IT

>The cuck
>Their logo is a black cock
>their first article is about men sitting down to pee
We've gone too far lads. The memes have taken over reality

thecuck.gawker.com/the-politics-of-sitting-down-to-pee-1784985486

>Now here’s the hard part: You have you wait to hear it until I’ve adequately voided my body of its waste, in whatever form it is holding at the moment. In this bathroom, my male (biologically or otherwise) friend, you and I are not standing sneaker to sneaker, shoulder to shoulder, bent elbow on arm attached to hand holding respective penis to bent elbow on arm attached to hand holding respective penis at the great line of porcelain patriarchy we call urinals. You’d be handling your own on your own while I’d be yards away, only faintly aware of the melodic tinkle dribbling from your wiggle.

>For you see, I always sit down to pee. And yes, it’s political."

Yeah they're just having a laugh. They're satirizing themselves.

They're pretty good at it though, must be the jewish neurosis.

So they're mocking us by satirizing how stupid they are?

Ok then, I'll just continue to ignore them.

...

young people will read this and take it seriously

>Basically, imagine if there were a Gawker for women.
>imagine if
lolwat

>mocking/satirizing anonymous commenters who called you a cuck on your blog

>being proud of being a cuck
I can see it now, "Why sharing your wife is the pinnacle of masculinity"
What a fucking joke.

it's probably dedicated to stories about peter thiel, that raging faggot

Oh god. I laughted so hard this is fucking real.

>the logo is a fucking black cock
can't make this shit up

>I read the linked article, and the lack of self-awareness is startling.
That is because they are trolling you you stupid faggot. You are the one with no self awareness not them.

>how fucking butthurt does one have to be go and and create a (bad) parody/comedy site after being called a cuck on twitter?

>lol you insecure bro? haha insecure pussy can't even deal with a large black man pounding his wife's pussy

Lots of disingenuous attacks on masculinity for sure.

FUCK THIS FAGGOT


REEEEEEE

I was referring to

jezebel.com/sheesh-theres-a-reason-women-are-totally-crushing-it-a-1775163095

retard.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

they are trying to make "cuck" not have any power by normalising it. wont work though. the meme is too strong.

Pls Ivan you have lots of nukes.

Put us out of our misery.

>We are going to see leftists sourcing The Cuck in their arguments
What a time to be alive.

>if you don't like your girl fucking other men you're just insecure
Already happens m8.
Beat me to it.

Pretty butthurt. They're mad because they know we're right. Also maybe looking for that sweet chan traffic to save them from bankruptcy.

>Speaking of holes, sitting down to pee allows me to quietly bond with women, without ever burdening them with my maleness or need for validation as a result of how open-minded and cool I am about their condition and the world in general. I know their plight. I know what it’s like to be on the wrong side of toilet-seat privilege. Demanding that seats be put down and stay down isn’t just the job of gals these days, guys. Allyship means demanding fairness even when it doesn’t benefit you. (In my case, though, as a man who only sits down to pee, it does.)

No amount of exposure therapy is going to mitigate sexual jealousy off which kek feeds.

>2006

Gawker confirmed for cucks since the beginning.

Lord Kek is simply showing us the truth

And they said Meme Magic™ wasn't real.

The best thing I've seen this week.

These sad sacks of shit don't even realize how funny/pathetic they are. Plus they don't even realize that they're trolling themselves.

Cuck is already being used by normies to insult people, they're far too late.

the real joke here is POE'S LAW.

I want to get off Mr. Kek's Wild Ride.

So their hope is that men will buy into these articles so they can laugh at them from the outside and emasculate them further, right?

thecuck.gawker.com/the-politics-of-sitting-down-to-pee-1784985486

it's got to be irony

not very funny if it is, unless it's directly meant to entertain us, but still

They're doing the same thing queers did in the 70's, adopting a word to control its narrative. Thread careful, faggots, these memes are out of control.

this has to be a joke.... then again gawker is anti-man

wew Sup Forums getting triggered by the left wing media

wow

change this into
>hur huurrrr IM A KEK
>fuck off cuck
"i was only worshipping blacks and cumming to cuck porn ironically"

The funny thing is that they're doing it to satirize us, while not realizing that they're just making themselves look even more retarded

It's like the nerd in highschool "embracing" his nerdiness-we're still laughing at you.

They're going to promote femininity on a "men's" site.

When is Gawker shutting down? I thought the Hulkster blew these idiots the fuck out.

This is a joke right? Even I know what a cuckold is, and English is my third language.

It's le ironic political activism. They believe everything they're saying to a degree, the smokescreen of irony just allows them to take it three steps further. Same as when Zizek brags about his hilarious portrait of Stalin in his home.

They said many things.

I thought HULK HOGAN killed Gawker with lawsuit??

Or did some higher up block that court order??

>tfw people will unironically read this

It'll be sold piecemeal to several different companies and reform as the same shit until this new tech bubble bursts. Sites like these never go away as long as the jews have an agenda.

"When you get enough people together pretending to be stupid, eventually stupid people will be attracted and mix in"
or something like that

>tfw I have to sit down to pee because I have an enlarged prostate and it's the only way to comfortably relieve myself
>tfw people will think I'm making a political statement ala the cuck

cryingwojackbehindgrimacethatissupposedtobeasmilewojackmask.jpg

This is like that Ghostbusters reboot director who's super into being degraded by women. Oh my god, I think I understand.
This is an entire website where journalists can live their fetish. They will literally get paid to be humiliated, professionally.
It's the next generation of cuck fetish parties. Christ.

Disgusting fucking kike.

>b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but the Jews are fine. Milo told me that after he asked me to suck my shit off his cock!

I understand what they are doing. They are baiting Sup Forums to get angry and attack them, and in response they will get a lot of free advertising for their controversial but liberal site

One of the writers

...

PEE SITTERS UNITE. NO LONG WILL WE HID BEHIND A STALL, SHACKLED BY THE CHAINS OF SHAME. WE WILL SIT WITH PRIDE AS FREE MEN!

i've already been accused of not sharing girls with other dudes wtf is happening? remember when it was normal to not try to sleep with your bros' gf because brotherhood was a thing that existed? yeh not anymore

>The Cuck
>a black cock as the logo
>it's clearly written for white men
>"sit down while you pee!"
>"i like to forget my penis exists"

This is DEFINITELY satire, but I honestly cannot figure out why they would do it unless what they desire is the opposite aka manly white nazi males.

What exactly wrong with Whites Only cuckolding?

Sadly, that will not happen. The second article is way too outlandish. It could have been great if it was just absurd enough to stand out, but not so absurd it's completely unbelievable.
>TFW I just realized this website was my calling, but the cuck already has the name and logo.

I really hope this is satire. I know it probably is, but knowing Gawker I can't be sure.

A.

FUCKING.

NORD.

You would say that, wouldn't you?

Did we mind break them?

Go ask Mohammed ...

they are showing there true selves now. no need to hide how evil and degenerate they are anymore, they are the ruling class now after all. we have reached new lows of shit today. the only way to fix this is to kill every single leftist cuck on earth, and how the fuck do you do that.

its over

just go out with a bang and kill as many as you can before they take you out.

>you attack them, they become bold

Right in front of your eyes. We deserve a thank you. At least.

So is this real?

Like legit?

Because this stuff will make men run to Return of Kings aka Return to the Basement of Your Mom

The Cuck is introducing you to it's new article: 10 Fun Activities to do with your wife's son

Is this memetic warfare against THE REAL AMERICAN HERO hulk hokan? Is he a cuck?

The meme is way too strong.

Pretty pathetic attention grab really

Seriously... If two Whites in a loving relationships who are nationalists do it... What's the problem?

What the fuck!?, That description is beyond stupid.

Why do you assume the opposite. The deluded laugh at themselves and do nothing.
It always has been part of their mode:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heroin_chic

A call to action in a positive path is something else altogether.

Or don't you think a cuck has it within them to be mentally fragile and self-deprecating and knowingly self destructive?

I-is a joke right?

>Sites like these never go away as long as the jews have an agenda.
this... salon has never even been close to profitable yet it endures as the testing ground for such avant garde topics as pedophilia and bestiality normalization

Is it *really* cucking if the bull isn't black?

your hotwife has nice legs. is she a poker player, widow or mafia?

I thought Gawker went bankrupt after Hulk Hogan sued them.

Praise

Top Gawker

Pretty much, it never works. They might make it socially acceptable amongst cucks, but much like niggers, faggots, queers, who try to "reappropriate" those words, they simply can't remove the offensive charge when normal people use those words

Can you imagine that conversation, over dinner on a first date?
>So what do you do for a living?
Oh! I'm a well paid journalist of course!
>Really? Who do you write for?
T-the daily c-cuck.

Literal satire and click bait.

They are trying to get you to rage link to their stupid website.

Just ignore it.

DOUBLE KEK
DOUBLE KEK
DOUBLE KEK
DOUBLE KEK
DOUBLE KEK

...

People are laughing not raging, this shit is hilarious.

Losing all them shekels to hulk hogan has really driven them mad, hasn't it? They're just going to try anything in vain hopes of getting some of those clicks back.

UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

WE DID IT Sup Forums!

Hulk Hogan will save us from this bullshit.

>Is this satire?

Yes, you dumb fuck.

it is a cry for help from the liberal white cucks who work in the liberal media, they realized they want out but can't afford to loose their jobs, so they are are trying to red pill their hipster reader base so they have allies who can eventually join us

its a come to jesus moment for them

I have a feeling that the person who wrote this:
>nu-male
>hipster
>Comes from a Jewish background
>raising their wife's son
>a literal cuck
>or all of the above

that's fucking sick man

So... this is a site for EU gentleman who enjoy rising their wifes kids?

Also.. Who the fuck is gawker?

They shudder when you call them what they are: Jews and cucks.

I only sit down to pee when I'm worried about it being a 2 for 1.

Why expose your cheeks to freezing cold when you don't have to?