Wine

lads im drunk

what are some movies

DUDE

Jackie Chan's Who am I?

Filth (2013)

ALCOHOL ISN'T A DRUG

Sicario

>wine

LONDON

>Getting drunk on wine
Are you a gril?

WOW YOU HAVE SUCH A HOT DEBATE THERE M8, YOU COULD ARGUE FOR HOURS AND HOURS HOLY SHIT

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY

NOBODY CARES ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK
FUCKING FAGGOT

In Bruges is always fun drunk

LMAO

>drinking the liquid jew

Might as well watch an Adam Sandler comedy or something.

>getting drunk is an occasion
lads

i want dumb cross posters who don't exclusively get drunk off of the official drink of Sup Forums to return back to Sup Forumseddit.

sideways

Not OP but it's cheap, strong and gets you fucked up quick. Tastes like assholes but drinking horrible liquid that tastes bad makes you a man

>posting on the forum jew
>watching the tv jew
>reading the book jew
>voting for the political jew
>masturbating to the pornographic jew
>eating the dietary jew
>paying for the insurance/landlord jew
>breathing the oxygen jew

>tfw wish i could get drunk
>tfw wagie now and have to get up in the morning and work

Im so horny... i wish a girl would touch me again...
I like Daddario's mammarios

Glengarry Glen Ross

>not just dealing with the hangover every day
getting drunk at the end of the day is the only reason to get through the day anyway
apply yourself

I'm watching Mad Men I think that would be appropriate even though you're not looking for tv shows.

weedfags everyone

Vodka is even cheaper and gets you fucked up twice as fast.

Also tastes like hand sanitizer

No thx

Yep, I drown 11 - 12 beers a night, every night for the past 8 years

Drunken Master

trips of truth
>tfw just turned 27

Fifth Element

>He drinks for the taste

>it's cheap, strong and gets you fucked up quick
>strong
>12% abv
just buy some Popov you fucking pussy

Figures that a person retarded enough to dislike vodka would know what hand sanitizer tastes like.

Fatty

drinking the roman drink makes you a girl. sure bud tell me how much we're all fags and enjoy your shit soco.

>hangover every day
just snack while you drink and then drink some water afterwards you mong

the guy who writes that horseshit is such an insufferable douche

how far are you my guy? I just finished the series and was going to say some shit that might have not happened yet

>Franzia
Truly the best bang for your buck alcohol.
For a 12% wine at 5 liters for $18, you get way more pure alcohol than buying even a cheap bottle of vodka.

Not even him but ur retarded or a nigger if u like straight vodka over wine

you do know that if you take a shot or two of vodka and make a shitty mixed drink with whatever juice you have you will still have a stronger drink than slutwine

How much of a fat shit are you?

>getting drunk on wine

Fucking pussy

Its not about the taste. Mix it with coke or juice and get nice and fucked.

revisit this post when you've reached a point in your life where you can't sleep without getting completely drunk and see how that works out for you

Vodka is the most patrician and white drink around. Sorry that you can't handle it, Jamal.

Pls no bully, I'm 6'2" and like 16 stone, I'm fine

Plus I'm a type 1 diabetic

>Vodka is even cheaper
Incorrect.
Do the math, see how much alcohol you're getting for the price you pay.
A box of cheap wine is way cheaper and you get twice the amount of alcohol, you just have to drink more.

You can't really drink pure spirits. You sip them if you want them to last.

Wine you can chug, it's nice. When I was super poor I put away a $2 of Barefoot every night.

my coworkers became mildly concerned.

>16 stone

What is this in non retarded units?

Just starting the second season. I'm very glad Peggy lost that weight, I couldn't stand seeing her fake fat prosthetics.

Lol

>implying i'm not already there
my alcoholic father taught me how to drink properly enough to be able to function the next day

this is awesome OP

okay champ, hope you have a chipper morning tomorrow courtesy of your pops

I'm about to join a trade so now I can only really get fucked up by drinking.
Does anything taste better than rum/coke or am I just a pleb?

THIS

I also mix it 75% wine and 25% water, stretch that shit out and you can be drunk from dawn to dusk no problems

>drinking the Fermented Jew

>needing to mix anything with your shitty alcoholic beverage to be able to drink it

Wine>vodka

What kind of flaming faggot "sips" vodka?

>Incorrect.
>The box costs $15 for five liters
>3$/liter of 12% alcohol
>cheap vodka ~9$/liter of 40% alcohol
>basically 3x price for 3.33x efficiency
go kill yourself

I don't need to mix it.
I slam them down because I'm a degenerate alchy.
I said that you could mix it if you cant stand the taste.

>cheap vodka at $9 a liter
Absolutely undrinkable unless heavily mixed. The box of wine is actually palatable.

honestly the physical changes the characters make are pretty comfy throughout

I love bourbon straight or on the rocks personally.

>Absolutely undrinkable
the point is not taste you pussy, it is getting drunk

I like grapes

...

What a fucking faggot.

>Abloobloo the alkyhole was too strong for me, mummy!

I know you're summer.

>hoo hoo i drink just like the guys on mad men!!

go fuck yourself child

spot the low functioning alcoholic

thats not wine
its goon

Since this thread turned into a big debate, here is a movie. Enjoy it m8

Nice thread Lads thanks for the yous

Literally nobody on the fucking planet "sips" vodka, sweetie. Enjoy "sipping" your wine and watching meme shows so you can reference them on Sup Forums.

ITT:

Faggots that get drunk as fast as possible and pass out

&

Patricians who sip on wine or beer over the space of 5+ hours enjoying movies and television shows after work

I drink for 8+ hours every Saturday. All I drink is cheap whiskey and vodka.

>still possessing the capability to enjoy things

Fuck off, normie cunt.

this

Ironically the best choice

I only enjoy it because I'm drunk you faggot

>tfw five months sober
I used to watch 2001 on repeat while working my way through a handle of vodka.

I do both those things depending how I feel at the time. Sometimes I just want to get drunk real quick. Sometimes I want to savor it and enjoy some movies.

>wine

and lay off the sauce my dude we are all going to [/spoiler]make it[/spoiler]

Based Xev.

Start going to A.A. it saved my life

>wallaroo_trail.webm

All I know is Christina Hendricks is THICC like oh my fucking god thick

That wud be gin

Is Xev kino?

>drunk 24/7 for roughly ten years
>suddenly stop one day

Wouldn't that kill you?

>those preg tits
>all that mommy kino

Got a job interview in half an hour and I'm absolutely shitting myself

>drink whiskey for hours after girl bullshit
>break into friends house naked

Haha, I feel that, broski! I especially enjoy the part of the evening where my beautiful wife brings me a steak to have with my wine and then blows me while I eat it and watch the latest Adam Sandler movie! Only us Sup Forums outcasts know such pain, right?

Go back to sleep, grandma.

I'm a 36yr old divorcee with no kids and 3 cats, fuck off

>drinking rye whiskey
>bit drunk
>have to be up at 8 AM tomorrow (today technically)
>have to really take a shit, have had to for hours now
>can't because bathroom reeks from last person using it

unrelated but I feel like the demos for Sup Forums have shifted heavily since the election. 2010-2015 was still 19-24 for the most part. Now there are depressed old people too.

I've been here for 9 years.
The demos have changed because we can never leave.