Tell me something interesting about yourself Sup Forums

Tell me something interesting about yourself Sup Forums

anime

I am a lonely person, I spend my time doing stupid stuff but I am hoping to change myself within time.

I said something interesting, aquafresh

I can make friends with everyone BUT authority figures. Hell, the more delinquent, the higher chance we'll be buddies.

I made a poo

I had a fear of wind when I was younger

> aquafresh
Stop it

That most interesting thing you’ve done in your life I think

It's not! Once one the way to school i saw a dog fallen into a sewer. I pulled it out. I was late to the class no one believed in my story and the teacher made me apologize for being covered in dog's poo and for being a liar

Lmao! Pretty nice of you to help that doggo though

And that's how I got a nickname Ninja Turtle

I am a human failure

I have never paid for public transport despite using it fairly regularly.

Jumping turnstiles for the skytrain, lying to bus drivers. All to save a couple bucks.

I'm a trash human.

when I'm taking a cab I always let the Mercedes pass
I am intimidated by expensive cars
I'd rather ride in a Prius

I think about killing weebs everyday

Huh

my mom doesn't know i'm hiding a dildo that i like to use every time under the shower

Your luck’s ran out bucko, I’m just about to tell her

what if you accidentally shit in the tub lmao

I can spit like a reptilia by pressing my sublingual gland with my tongue

tomorrow is my exam and I literally know nothing about the subject and if I fail my parents will through me out of their house yet I am here on Sup Forums. kill me, please.

Go study at least a bit

aren't we all?