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woof haha

Love mk me. It's like a city of the future. A neo-wilsonian 1960s window into the 21st century. As a 25 year old it's like a piece of America in the heart of England. Anything is possible in Milton Keynes

>cassetteboy
>banksy
>jonathan pie
why are lefties so creative

Yet again, have instigated the demise of /brit/. Honestly, this is too easy.

>it's like a piece of America in the heart of England
when you put it like that you make it sound like a shithole that should be bulldozed away.

yeah fine ill post here

That cake is a shit fucking gimmick from /britfeel/ get it out of the fucking picture

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off his nut, yo know who!

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Officially claim this thread for the residents of Milton Keynes xxxx

>Milton Keynes isn't grim
hm yes, really give me the ol' brain strain

slag

Milton Keynes cries out for Maynard Keynes

dont want to be vegetarian but a lot of meat just makes me absolutely sick

couldn't even put steak in my mouth, I'd vomit instantly

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sent the email lads

TF is a slag?

You know those shit parts of your town? Like you walk down 10 minutes outside of the nice old bit in the centre and its all these shitty council houses and grim roads and a KFC

now imagine an entire town of those, that is milton keynes. prime shithole of the UK

art

have you inhaled soy in the last 90 days?

Where's Mosley???

tart

inhaling a spliff

So sad lads...
Someone cheer me up

Thinking of taking up Satan worship lads.

Middle far left

on the left lad

reckon you need glasses

Still have no idea

Literal Chimp out in Paris right now

can state /MK/ was a massive success, had a good 50 posts. Surprised it lasted that long, maybe Milton Keynes really IS the city of the future hahaa x

far right

sounds like a sweet place for a party

GOAL - Newport 1-0 Tottenham
Padraig Amond

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Some Biblical shit going down in Paris it seems.

Hail Stan.

did the man?

>they're stronger than us
the virgin frog vs the CHAD baboon

oh my days hahaha
fucking state of spuds

art.

a slutty slut

never had sex

you arrive in the north east (2018)

Surely the waste and the folly of such a course are self-evident? Side by side, we have a great army of workers longing for employment and a multitude of tasks waiting to be done. Is statesmanship so barren that by appropriate organisation the two cannot be brought together?

t. vision express shill

who is your current slutfu lads?

5 8 2 1 6 4 2 7

i hate this fucking thread it moves too fast and people rarely make sense

you can't out-hippie me you fucking hippie

nonce

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someone calm me down

Used to love football at school because it'd be my only chance to get back at the bullies

Would pelt the football really hard off them as a pass and they were none the wiser. Really miss footie

>no fat cam
disappointing /brit/

popped a semi at this image

want glasses but don't want to get my eyes tested in case they say i don't need glasses

I HAVE NEVER TOUCHED A BREAST

big J

good lad

Imagine if a londoner saw a scene like this, their head would explode

>no brown people? no acid? no explosions? affordable housing!? WTF IT'S SO BORING!

could've shagged a chink last night

small brain

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*puts you in a headlock*
Not gonna fight me when I let you go?

poo nigger bum willy

Sorry sweetie I was leading you on you never stood a chance xo

bruhhhh

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wasted an hour of today watching Heat
what a shit film, thank god I deleted it before wasting 2.5 hours of my life

KIN ELL

cracking job lads, janny's gonna be PISSED when he gets on shift

you arrive in plymouth the capital of the devonian powerhouse, 2067

could pull all of these simultaneously without even opening my mouth

Shut up man you wasteman bruv

im a big fan of the female form
wish i could draw properly

Some people call this junk. Me? I call it treasure.

Shudder at the thought of working in retail

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why didn't you?

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On the eve of retirement a middle class, judgmental snob discovers her husband has been having an affair with her best friend and is forced into exile with her bohemian sister who lives on an impoverished inner-city council estate.

give me (you)s please

/brit/ is a bootlickers general

visit the north east THIS WEEKEND

never too late to learn, just get some proper pencils and learn the shapes

bint

toilberg is paying me double time to work saturdays. would you lads do this? works out about £45/hour tbf

Really really hoping this film does well. It looks like absolute kino

Hope it doesn't turn into one of those 6/10 flops

>black muscular beast
>pale white female

hmm yes, gets the grey matter flowing

Based

lost her

Need to have sex so I can go ahead with topping myself

Britain yearns for the northern powerhouse

This is what Britain would look like if Saxons minded their fucking business

wish she became prime minister

91 posts? think it's time for a new thread lads

very yankish post

city of York

population 1.9m

Portuguese cooking is the worst on earth. Or, at least, the worst of any warm nation on earth. Obviously, Irish cooking could give it a run. Or Polish. But in its leaden, oversalted blandness, the cuisine of Portugal is, at best, what English cooking would be if we had better weather.

Ireland bringing his D game tonight.

you lads seen claire abbott's leaked photos and video? corrrrr