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Who was in the wrong here?

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Is it weird to love both the US and UK shows?

UK Kitchen Nightmares
> He protec

US Kitchen Nightmares
> But he also attack

>protec
>also attack
ENGLISH YOU FUCKER.

>this thread, it's OC yeah?
>no chef, it's pasta
>fuck me

>The Joker card
Did Jared Leto dinned there?

>Dear Lord above, for what I'm about to receive may I not be poisoned for the fourth time in four months, amen.

>Gives the waitress a piece of duck
>Are you gonna swallow?

>/Ramsay/

The guy running the place

>WHERE IS THAT FRENCH LITTLE FUCKER?

Sorry english is second language for me my frend I dont speac with english normally

Criminally underrated

>"I don't think I'm a hoader, I just have a hard time throwing stuff away"
That's literally what a hoarder is

i need about tree fiddy for a new restaurant

i'm watching the paris vegetarian restaurant one and it's pure kino. The scottish woman owner is pretty hot.

Is he /ourguy/?
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>Yesterday?

>if you think you're doing better, where's your own restaurant
Yes Ramsay is /ourguy/

would only cost you 200 quid to shag her

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>I'm going to kick your fucking arse Gordon!

>Invite a vegetarian in to test eat some pizza
>One of the four pizzas had ham on it
>He liked it the most
Kek

kek

The UK version feels so genuine. It really is Ramsay at his best. His outbursts aren't just camera fodder, it's him getting fucking upset at other people's stupidity.

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>A restaurant owner has said that she became 200 pound-a-night prostitute after she worked with Gordon Ramsay on his TV show
Damn that is one fat bitch. 200lbs is like a football lineman from the 1980s.

>can't cook
>sell body instead
Women are so laughable, and whores the most laughable of all. There is nothing lower than a whore.

That's 199 quid too much

>There is nothing lower than a whore.
They're equal to actors/actresses.

At least actors and actresses typically went to school and learned something. Whores are just women selling their holes. Even a lemonade-stand kid is above that.

The sound engineering and editing on this show is the best aspect. If you were watching the raw footage it would boring but these geniuses cut it together in such a way that makes everyone look like retards.
I would never go on this show.

"That's it! I'm shutting down this restaurant!"

EIGHTY-SIX IT

>WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME THIS WALK-IN WAS CLEANED?
>u-uh last w-week
>LIAR
>LOOK AT THIS CHICKEN
>WHAT IS THIS?
>THIS IS FUCKING DISGUSTING
>MY GOD

Epic meme

>SCREEEeeEEE

>owner walks in looking confused
>tuba plays

American restaurants in these shows always look so ugly

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Is this video Gordon rage-kino?

Your average American has shit taste in most things, so it's not surprising.

*tips fedora*

2:48

>RAW, RAW, RAW, RAW, SHIT
>RAAAW

>Anglo French relations seem to have hit a new low

>Madam!
>Yes chef?
>Take your jacket off and fuck off!
>NO CHEF DON'T SAY THAT PLEASE

PISS OFF
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>When do you want to be a head chef?
>Three years.
>Fuck me, you'd better move your arse!

>watch some of his more recent videos
>tfw his voice is constantly cracking
>tfw he's getting old

>fucking gremlin
lost it

>up and down like abi titmus knickers

holy fuck how did i miss this one

So how much of this shit is staged?

I think I've seen that thick black waitress in another episode. There are so many cute waitresses in this show, their chat with Ramsay when he orders the food is the best part of the episode.

Probably a heavy bit of it is dramatized, but his shear stature and demeanor are pretty scary and the people in those shows are literally horrendous cooks so they give him plenty of fuel to screech at them.

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Gordon's dick was hard at the end

That restaurant was absolutely disgusting, and that general manager was diddling one of the waitresses while scamming money from the Indian owner.

>all these managers
Have Americans never heard of flat organization?

Who was the worst restaurant/hotel owner? IMO it was the Sherlock Holmes guy.

>sold his house to buy a hotel, treats running a business like a hobby even though his livelihood depends on it
>spends most of his time LARPing as Sherlock Holmes with cringe tier acting, making a measly $200 a night and doesn't even rent a single room
>laughs at the fact that he's $1.1M in debt
>is oblivious to the fact that his marriage is in the shit

>Ghandi's flip flop

Everytime

>it's an "owner can't handle criticism and deludes himself into believing everything is fine" episode

There are probably legitimate papers in the study of narcissism, delusion, and borderline personality disorder that are waiting to be written, using Kitchen Nightmares as case studies

>There is nothing lower than a whore.
I unironically respect professional whores more than an average slut.

>>Manager says he never comes back here.

"I-I trust the chef."

>it's an "owner refuses to take his business seriously" episode

That weed smoking dude was the fucking worst. Gordon starts talking about finances for 1 second and he starts getting pissy and talks about fighting Gordon. It's like if a Tumblr feminist who gets triggered by finances decided to open a hotel.

Disgusting Italians.

What does 86 mean

Take it off the menu

Cheese Pizza

>These memes....
>Yes, chef?
>Are they fresh?
>Frozen, chef.
>Wow. Is there any fresh memes in this restaurant?
>We have Bane posting!
>Fuck me...

>Let me see your memes.
>Harambe memes? Just how fucking long ago did you make these?
>We don't make them here, chef, we order them from Facebook.
>Fucking hell.

>There is nothing lower than a whore.
you

>WHAT IS THIS?
>A baseball player?
>WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS?
>LOOK AT IT, IT'S MOLDY
>TOSS IT IN THE BIN

>The one UK episode where a professional chef is basically fucking up like Gordon did with his Glasgow restaurant

t. whore

Head, nice and hot.
Pavel. In.
Henchmen: hired gun, masketta man. In.
Masked Man. In.
Vigorously alter the flight plan, and add CIA when Langley responds.
Friends, out.
Interrogate henchmen until they start questioning the bizarre methods of intimidation. This might take a few minutes, but it's essential not to force it. Just let the dialogue do the work.
Now, the key to a really successful master plan is allowing oneself to be caught. Really work the keikaku in their -- it's what separates your evil plan from store-bought.
Once CIA's head has come to a low simmer, hijack the plane.
Pavel, out.
Plane, crashed.
Fire: risen.
And there you have it... One enemy informant extracted, at bargain-bin prices, and absolutely PACKED with meme power. Simple, rustic, beautiful...

Link to full episode?

>Excuse me darling, this table, has the wood been refined?
>N-no chef
>Then what would you call non-refined wood?
>I-I don't-
>What would you call it?
>...R-raw wood...
>RAAAAAW FUCKING WOOD
>Unbelievable.

>watch an episode
>some very nice people, but stupid decisions led them to their mess
>episode ends on a high note
>look up the restaurant to make sure they're doing all right
>CLOSED
Every time.
Damn, Sushi Ko, why didn't it work out?

Any episodes where it ends well and they keep doing well?

You can't think positively your way out of $500K of debt

I think there's a website which tracks those

Roastie outs herself

>the Roosevelt Inn is still open

That John bloke was a dickhead, he deserved to fail. Many of the negative Yelp reviews note that he's still the same as he was in the episode too.

I'm on Season 2 of Kitchen Nightmares UK and two of them seemed to be doing well when he showed up later, they're probably gone by now though.

That guy is a legit psychopath. I'm so sorry about the wife, she seems so sweet and this guy took literally everything away from her and made her live in his fucked up fantasy

>hurr in the american dream everyone can become a manager
>everyone becomes a manager
>nothing works

pretty much any episode that opens with the owner being half a mill or more in debt is basically a death sentence. most of these businesses are done before gordon has stepped through the door

this doesn't work anymore friendo :^)

You may only post your KNfu if they aren't pleb-tier.
NOT SO FAST EVERYBODY ELSE

English is not my first language either.

Nino's sister is top KNfu

Is this the new Ceasarposting?

>what's this?
>ramsay empties bin
>who put all of the spaghettiposts in the bin?

>MADAM, MADAM. FUCK ME?! HOW ABOUT FUCK YOU!!
errytime

Haven't watched this episode.

Memes aside, who was in the wrong here lads?

>got a thing for thicc arab girls

That manager was 100% useless, Gordon was completely in the right.

the one where the french chef tires to serve a 10 course menu in a shity UK town ?

the hotel hell episode, yea?
>talks to the retarded hippie son 1 on 1
>he cant even form a sentence
>"i-it was to release stress"
>later on his fucking party only lands him 200 bucks a night at best while his brothers garbage restaurant makes 14k
dopeheads are such useless fuckers

the one with the jersey sisters with the qt alcoholic

leme feenesh
lemme feeneshhh

Yes.

>tfw you'll never be passionate about anything the way Gordon is about food

Gordon is pure kino fuel.