Culture Pals /cp/ general

Plastic love edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia, China and Ireland for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them. Want to prep the Norwegian bull Erik? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 144 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get stalked by nasty /flat/ Irish slags? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to make yourself feel big by making Randy feel small?

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javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension for the betas

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1st for 0 message

First for memes

3rd for plastic love

4th for me

I'm just playing games I know that's plastic love
Dance to the plastic beat Another morning comes

;;-;;;;; that feel when you get really anxious cause something you’re listening to is too good

>tfw no Arab gf

>tfw no /mena/ gf

Just go outside

What to do online with your qt?

>Just go outside

but I'm not in khalifate of al-britani

...

No, you're in North Africa

Unless you're in a small city in the north you can easily get yourself an abyssinian or mena qt

Some latinas look like middle-easterners, but they don't have a cute accent and their noses are different, generally.

For me, to get a mena gf, I would have to move to Foz do Iguaçu (that city with that famous falls) and it would be a lebanese.

Have you ever saw a lebanese with a small dick? I don't think so...I have a small dick, I can't please a lebanese chick

lebanese chicks are very good looking though

>Have you ever saw a lebanese with a small dick?

How are you this intimately knowledgeable about lebanese dick irmao

Yes daddy/erik i am gonna study now for real!
Look closely at map

btw is anyone else getting 502 errors right now?

>How are you this intimately knowledgeable about lebanese dick irmao

I had a lebanese friend and she told me that...

IP has finally died its last death

but i think i just met the love of my life!

Why the fuck would someone (that don't even have a dick) have a chart with dick sizes around the world?

That's the kind of stuff they talk on /mena/?


you're going to bomb on your exams...

lmao gook are dicklet
t.chink

why do anglo/nordic/med girls hate americans? i mean i love slavs and i get messages from ukranian/pole girls all the time but i want a italian GF NOW. I want it NOw

I'm in Südtirol!
Don't mistake me for the other shitalians I'm basically austrian

>anyway it’s 3 am, i guess i’ll masturbate and go to sleep, soo sweet dreams!

What she meant with this?

Ok did one of you Brits message me about the comments on my profile? If it isn't one of you I ain't responding to the guy

They sent me a friend request! I made a friend!!

>that don‘t even have a dick
Who said that lmao

ok, even if you have a dick...

Why would you have one of those charts?

That would be me

I googled it and remembered it that‘s all

You don't have to explain it, I was just trying to make a joke

>be funny

I'm sleepy

Basta con 'sti discorsi del cazzo!
That is enough, stop discussing about dicks!

u srs?

Stop being med

Nah

someone should make a breivik interpals pretending like he got internet in prison or something. the hatemail would be gold

> that one girl who keeps begging you to visit her even though you have no intention to do so in any way

>Basta con 'sti discorsi del cazzo!
>Basta com esta conversa de cacete

>I have no flirting ticked
>I mention I dont wanna flirt or anything in profile
>they say they dont want to either
>most qts stop replying when I mention my gf

What do they mean by this

I have this problem but a girl I know irl

They wanted the chadgentine attention

n-no, I am a-anonymous

how do you deal with that shit? i'm already tired of it

Yeah it's fucking annoying, I just try move onto another subject

nobody's messaging me lads, this is shit

Lies!

dead srs

Bah you're lying

I sent you a message though

I'm not
you didn't

>good night, have nice dreams and see you tomorrow
>goodnight

THIS KILLS THE MAN

Why does it kill the man?

Who's trolling me rn?

who are you? post brofil!

tfw can't tell if girls are autistic or trolling me

thats not me

not me also

The girls are not trolling you they are flirting with you!
(100% serious)

I'm autistic stop bullying me
I just want a hologram gf and I'm settling for ip until then

So many benders on this site

For reference the comment he mentioned was by someone here

/karim0012
Catfish?

Reverse image search would suggest so

kek
"hot moroccan men" search this with google image

insecure nafri men

What did he mean by this

/notproblematic used to post here i think

I think my qt will be having her period when we meet...

Which direction is it best for your dick to curve? Mine curves up not left or right.

>I think

Why don't you just ask her?

well, I did but I think she’s trying to be optimistic because she said periods aren’t always the same. But her last 3 were the end/beginning weekend of each month. And we will be meeting the weekend which ends March and goes into April..

>it curves
>not straight and true

Perpendicular xD

Mine goes a bit up too

Very slight left master race

Hah benis :D

Big benis :-D

I want a smart and good-looking foreign GF so much. African, indian, arab, doesn't matter

Need a chewing gum so I can stop the recurring and looping music in my head. It's really become annoying at this point.

BEEENIS
:DDDDDD
D
D

penus in your boy vegene xD

He would get a lot of pussay

A BID GHEY LAD xD xD

I have a feeling my qt would be one of the girls.

>GHEY

A bit gay

When would you send me a kashmiri qt?

>I will get another russian book
did you get any letter or gift from any of your qts?

good morning cp

>be me
>join /ip/ to unironically learn German
>can't message dudes because I feel it's ghey
>g*rm girls just ghost you in 2 messages
>only good chat I had was with a polish grills but she ended up ghosting me as well

That was my motivation for joining and I've had the exact same experience with the eternal G*rm

Same. I wanted to learn german, and I was even doing my duolingo classes and then german girls would never reply.
I even messaged germans without profile pic and the same happened

>tfw when my qy asked for a video of me playing the guitar but probably look awkward af
what do lads?

Holy shit, was your polish girl a cute blonde student?

I am in the same damn predicament, maybe in the process of being ghosted.

Send it

I sent one of me playing cello to a professional cello player. I never felt more shame, but she loved it.
DO IT FAGGOT

Yeah, germans are terrible on the site overall, never got along with one, even the times they message me first with long messages and all. I dont think I'll understand em.

So it wasn't just my experience...

Another anecdone
>german boy messages me
>ask me why are you on interpal
>tell him I want to learn german
>i struggle speaking with him because literally didn't knew what to talk about
>he than tells me you are not reactive!
>and ghosts me

Sad! Do you live in Bologna?

No I live in central italy