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Braixen edition

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Fuck Drumpf and fuck dane

I WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE THE THREAD

NOT IN MY BACK YARD

Scientists predicted what the future American will look like and it's beautiful

>pedo thread then a furry thread

not a bright spot in /cum/'s history

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>Bildschirmfoto

everything after gen 3 is shit

Trap thread when?

>Pokemon came out 20 years ago
Can you hear it? The sands of time are tumbling again.

Found the vape. It was in the couch the whole time.

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fun fact i could beat up the dane

he's the lowest on the cum fightclub

i just watched like 3 videos of how to box on youtube. You still want to fucking play me? and you to canada, you still want to play me?

weak post

>america and canada: little guys talking shit
>me: big guy

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FIGHT ME NAKED FAGGOT

HEEM SLEEPY

About to moisturize my hands like a girl because the skin on my knuckles is dry and cracking from all the riding bicycles this month.

>moisturizing in the winter
literal nigger

I moisturize my knuckles by punching dane in the mouth

*sucks on your finger*

Well there sure ain't no fucking point to moisturizing in the summer because the air is much drier in the winter.

every video i watch about black people just makes me hate them more

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I've got a suspicion that short temper isn't limited to minorities in the US. They're all shouting and raging regularly.

would you eat at white castle more often if they removed the holes from their patties?

an aboriginal girl is hitting on me in class. how do i deal with this disgusting creature?

I've seen some pictures of Inuit girls and some of them were QT.

Too bad she is ugly!!

the non-fat ones are qt. too bad they're impossible to find

hahaha fellow southerners can relate

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Not checking the voicemail. Please don't make me do things

Might shave a notch in the ol eyebrow

posting in a epic furry thread

post mor aime asses

does anyone remember the pokemon go meme

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yes

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Hate to admit it but I don't actually dislike donks. The ridiculous wheel proportions actually compliment what are ridiculous body proportions to begin with - as long as they're not completely overdone.

Fuck off

And by "hate to admit it" I mean I don't mind admitting it.

business idea: give literally everybody working in the porn industry HIV

Business idea:
Give me a US residency permit.

germans arent white

What's with this fucking "Steamed Hams" meme?

Whiter than you Gonzales

ez
just get a job and have the company sort out a visa

as an anglo-norman, arguing with mohamed vonschitt is just too low

I shared uber with a qt girl from work the other day

can you please help me get a job i want to move to wisconsin

you can only help yourself by acquiring a marketable skill

>already asking for help

you wouldn't last 5 minutes in the USA

my name is yon yonsson
igh come from visconsin
igh verk at de lumberyart dehr
hwen igh walk daun de street
all de peopel igh meet
ask hau in de hell igh got dehr
and igh tell dem
my name is yon yonsson
igh come from visconsin
igh verk at de lumberyart dehr
hwen igh walk daun de street
all de peopel igh meet
ask hau in de hell igh got dehr
and igh tell dem
my name is yon yonsson
igh come from visconsin
igh verk at de lumberyart dehr
hwen igh walk daun de street
all de peopel igh meet
ask hau in de hell igh got dehr
and igh tell dem
my name is yon yonsson
igh come from visconsin
igh verk at de lumberyart dehr
hwen igh walk daun de street
all de peopel igh meet
ask hau in de hell igh got dehr
and igh tell dem
my name is yon yonsson
igh come from visconsin
igh verk at de lumberyart dehr
hwen igh walk daun de street
all de peopel igh meet
ask hau in de hell igh got dehr
and igh tell dem
my name is yon yonsson
igh come from visconsin
igh verk at de lumberyart dehr
hwen igh walk daun de street
all de peopel igh meet
ask hau in de hell igh got dehr
and igh tell dem
my name is yon yonsson
igh come from visconsin
igh verk at de lumberyart dehr
hwen igh walk daun de street
all de peopel igh meet
ask hau in de hell igh got dehr
and igh tell dem
my name is yon yonsson
igh come from visconsin
igh verk at de lumberyart dehr
hwen igh walk daun de street
all de peopel igh meet
ask hau in de hell igh got dehr
and igh tell dem
my name is yon yonsson
igh come from visconsin
igh verk at de lumberyart dehr
hwen igh walk daun de street
all de peopel igh meet
ask hau in de hell igh got dehr

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move to america
get shot

Hot

gonna continue posting anime ass at the request of the mexican

Went on a few dates with a Chinese girl but she rejected me. That was 3 years ago and it haunts me to this day.

i could heem every wunna ya'II

lol you wish you damn dog

try me

One of the worst Normie Facebook memes

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>ELIZABETH!!! NOOO!!!

hahahah xDD such a funny couple

This one is actually nice

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Can't shake the feeling we've been here before

if cheesebrugers can be considered steroids, yes, im on steroids

hang in there brother

nooooooooooooooooooo my mouse is double clicking

>implying US immigration laws aren't retarded as fuck unless you can get in through family or marriage

sorry hombre, skills get jobs get visas get green cards
no other way to put it

>tfw she just won't die
What's her name, /cum/?

Having an asswipe degree doesn't necessary equal skilled.

Except in the country of an asswipe degree industry, where it does.

razer lachesis bought like 9 years ago

guess you aren't coming to the US then

Not the other guy anyway, I'm just fine where I am.

Suffrage

Here's your mail order gf, hot and ready

Excuse me, there must've been a mix-up. I had ordered a holo gf, not a japanese drawing gf.

I'm sorry sir, but your holo gf has encountered an error.

Haven't watched it yet, but I seriously hope that the guy simply goes on a rampage against the evil corporations because his holo gf is glitching, not any deeper plot. Holo gfs deserve justice!

what is the ideal height for a female?

6'0

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Communists are NOT people.

tfw weeb but hate japanese food

For me it's 165 cm or 5'5 so she can wear heels without exceeding my own height.

tfw not weeb but suspect I'd love japanese food but have no access to it and if I prepared it myself I'd have no reference point to whether it's done correctly

i had take out once with the ramen and the cloudy looking soup with pork and it was gross
and i hate sea food so that's 90% of their meals
all thats left is sugary teriyaki chicken and rice which i bet is american

Communists ARE people

I can do without the raw tentacles, but the Japs do make some absolutely delicious looking soups, bowl dishes and battered foods.

>suspect I'd love japanese food but have no access to it

Here's your mail order gf, scared shitless and unknowing of whats to come

i tried 3 different kinds and all were bad tasting
my veggie loving family loved them

What do you suggest?

>Tfw no gorilla channel

i dont even get what this is supposed to mean

new lil ugly mane. Get on it

trump likes to watch gorillas on tv

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Japanese restaurant

Mista THUG Isolation

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