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nippon edition

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everyday mans on the block

toff

Haha alri

should have lied you utter melt

>go out to girls bday
>the entire night she talks about the most utterly mind numbing boring shit to me
>finally convince her to go to hers
>start hooking up
>she asks halfway through if we're gonna hang out tomorrow
>give her the old 'just came out of a long term relationship dont want to lead you on etc'
>she suddenly says having sex would be objectifying

fuck women lads i hate them i want my ex back

editor's note: PLEASE do not create a NEWw thread when i just gone and done a blog post *does a blog post while on the bog*uuuuuuGHHHHHHHH

>The Digital Economy Act 2017 will increase the maximum sentence for online copyright infringement from 6 months to 10 YEARS
ah yes love the tories me

times up, white man

I know how to solve a rubiks cube

Was thinking the same thing mate

haha

>not using a VPN

such a good webm

Turn it till the colours match. We all know how to do it, but that's the hard part!

great minds think alike la

You use the 2-1-3-1 combo?

who has the money to buy a vpn that could handle torrents and slowly at that

nazi de mierda

ordered a burger
i AM the yank now

on adultwork choosing tonight's piece of meat

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they'll be banning those soon too

el creaturo... mexicANO

What makes this is how she doubles down after he's on the ground

fucking hell

choose me la i need the money

You can't afford £50 a year?

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Well I got a heartbreaking blow today. I was denied for a delayed birth record for my grand-mother. Even though I had a marriage cerificate for her, a birth record of her son, census record, She even had a state ID. How can she get these things with out being born. They said I need a certified letter from the midwife, and a mortgage statement or rent statement from her parents (this is 1920s) they got to be kidding me, they say I could go to court, but it is backed up til next year, and may take 6 months from there, and they said they would probably deny it anyways. I called the Italian Consulate, and even with her batismal record, census records, marriage certificate, I need the certifed birth record, and I cant get it. Imagine this. I work so hard, 300.00 dollars later and now a dead end, I contacted a lawyer and he said he couldnt help. I just sent a money order to ICGS for 3 certificates 121.00, they received yesterday, I wonder if they will refund my money, or keep it. I actually wanted to cry. But, I guess Im not Italian. I should stop telling people im Italian, and stop going to the Italian festivals. Stop eating italian foods, and stop cheering for the Italian soccer team. I should face the facts im a uggly american

after 2 years ive finally got a date with jaimee lads

shall be talking about boards of canada and helvetia to her desu

Literally impossible and amber rudd has been told this multiple times

there are two nazis itt

te hicieron mierda en 1945

considering i've only gotten two copyright notices after 7 years of torrenting (as well as my entire household) i wouldn't spend that

What should i jerk off to?

Both me

define nazi

EL 115 CM PUTO

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why yes I'll fight your personal anecdote with my own personal anecdote, that'll definitely resolve this argument!!

>jerk off
FOY

It'll get worse for you like it has us. Better be ahead of the curve mate

>girl wants to make the phone ring
>JUST got out of a 4 month relationship a month ago
Man can't get a moment to himself

someone shoot this runt

155 is from uruguay

layer by layer
never said i could do it quickly

used to pirate things but as i've gotten older i care less and less about new shit and at this point i don't care enough to bother pirating anything

at least 1 nazi replied me

Downloaded every episode of the American office. Only took 30 minutes on the VPN, very impressed by the service

companies need to actively monitor torrents to see who is currently using them or seeding. they can't check the history, and companies only do this with major movies and video games that have been released in the past few months. porn companies are the only companies i know of that obsessively monitor their torrents.

THE mexicANUS DURING HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED TO STEAL,, DRINK,,, AND SNIFF TEQUILA
``THE mexicANUS ``PLANTS`` ´´CROPS´´CORN AND TOMATOES`` THE mexicANUS CLEANS BARNS!!..the mexicANUS DOESN'T BATHE , DOESN'T STUDY ,
DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL , DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED , BRUTE , DUMB , PROFANE , REPUGNANT

-HOW DO YOU SAY mexicANUS IN ``LATIN ???

*``AZTLANPITHECUS``

HOW TO RECOGNIZE A mexicANUS IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS: ?
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE BROWN AND ASIAN, LIKE SHIT, SIMILAR TO MUD
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1M50 TO 1M60, LIKE THEIR CENTRACA COUSINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED FROM CENTURIES OF DRINKING TOXIC CALLED ``PULQUE`` AND ``MEZCAL``
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY HAVE ENORMOUS NOSES LIKE SHARKS OR TUCANS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, THE SPANIARDS CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE BROWN GOOKS AND HAVE NO EYELIDS
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCKED CACTUSES

Kissing vids on YouTube

does /brit/ prefer sugar or honey with their tea

>This is a 10 in Bongland

neither you wet prick

what is 6/10 in norway

imagine spending your last moments in this thing
grim

Data hoarding is a disease.

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yeah i know this feel when i get in from work i jsut put bbc news or sky sports news on and lay down. and if i wanted something i could just buy it but i know it'd never get played and i've already pissed away about £17,000 on cocaine

...

What if you had to connect your phone to your pets?

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good one hans, hope you get a higher rank in the SS

alri barrack

LOL the confederacy was backed by the jews, i don't know why the flag is used by white nationalists

goat movie

dog is sleeping on my bed again

Britain backed the confederacy too

love argies
hate nazis
simple as

no, we didn't

a gf is just an expensive fleshlight

really want a shibe inu lads

must not hat..

Oh, I wish I was in the land of cotton,
Old times there are not forgotten.
Look away, look away, look away Dixie Land!

that's why a sex robot is better

but argies are nazis...

they're shit tier dogs that are only good for meme videos

yes we did

love tunnels me

>Ministry of Love
Read about it in school. The same textbook called the north of England the sick man of the British Isles

really made me stop and think about our relationship with technology

>£50,000pa in the UK = average life
>£50,000pa in thailand = life like a king

how can she slap

Bit Freudian

ah just don't understand this tracy emin art

we didn't back the confederacy at all. literally yank propaganda.

we 'gon hang ourselves a negro

*the crowd of klansmen cheer as i light my torch onto the cross*

awful dogs, get a lab

met a chad guy who liked to spend a lot of money on his bitch LOL

milk truk just arive

fuck are you on about mate that's a hospital in belfast

yeah good luck getting 50kpa in thailand lol

good lad

wanna go to the Paris catacombs with me?

meme
get a border collie

men = bad
women = good

Whats so shit about them?

Yes we did. Britain recognised the Confederate states of america and supplied arms to the rebels through the port of louisania in return for cotton and other goods britain needed for the shit happening on the continent.

Simple put Britain had more dealings with the confederates than the union in every aspect.

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on a beautiful day na na na na
its the way that you go na na na
on a beautiful day na na na