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sunday morning comfy morning edition

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who is this semen demon?

some instawhore

wakey wakey SEAmen

Bitch Lasagna!!!!!

Ugh. Got food poisoning or stomach virus. Being camping the crapper the whole night. Probably got it from a mamak restaurant yesterday. Fuck.

brb go out jogging la
dont want be fat disgusting neet

why are you filthy half nigger chinks apropriating my ARABIC culture?

wakey wakey cucktholics
uncle jayjay is waiting

enjoy some fecal matter in their ingredient.

here for my daily dicking

I guess everyone is at church,even the muslims

next time don't call the mamak gay

TAKE BEER

nigger stop posting mat salleh magnet pic reeeeeeeeeeee

ngantuk pingin tidur tapi takut kelewatan final indonesian master

>wake up
>no aishah gf

what the shit are you me?
that was me but everyone who laughed got the curse too
i just woke up

conver-
oh wait you just turn into a normal malay in malaysia then
tough luck

>last thread hit bump limit
>didn't post in it because work
>it's gone
>this thread looks too slow to hit bump limit
When will the glory days of /asean/ return?

sarapan apa ya?

peju gw nih
*unzip kontol*

when bules come by and bunp

cheesecake semalam dengan teh kosong

free complimentary bump for the last bastion of Islam

teh kosong apaan?

Chicken rice

teh dengan gula tanpa susu

dingin-dingin gini emang paling enak kalo minum teh manis anget

angin
t. broke neet

puasa aja sekalian bang

waduh jne yes kok 3 hari

I don’t really know why I bought a laptop if I don’t usually use it.

t. Phone poster

friendly reminder to buy link
eoy $3
5 year 50 dorrar sucky sucky
been secretly buying link for weeks now at $.4

where is my big mac dammit!

Stop being obsessed with cryptocurrency and online cash.

>50 dorrar sucky sucky
you're getting scammed,let me show you a better deal

Why wear the hijab if act all sluty
Id beat her good

No hijab is haram, lah. Except in countries where hijabs are haram.

Stop being obsessed with stop being obsessed with cryptocurrency and online cash
No one ever getting rich from wagecucking

So indonesia doesnt allow to not wear hijabs? TIL

Duckface and smiling are slutty now?

that's not true,they're mostly lax

Raising your lips and winkinf at other men and nonetheless on internet is extremly sluty.
If i was her father, id either educate her good, or kill her and better have no daughter like that

you mean suck cock lips?
do you know when a girl suckin your cock their lips became like that?

kalau kata orang tua jaman dahulu, Matijeee........!!!!!!!!!!!!! busuk di kuburan kau...!!!!

based magnetic cunt

I know the standard of English for this region is abysmal.
But for god sake stop using double negative nigger.
It's confusing as hell.

Stop obsessing over Chinese women.

Theres no other way how to phrase that differently...

t. sumiyem in hongkong

>So it's mandatory to wear hijab in indonesia

Jokes on you we are the Nanyang region

Pssshhhh, looks like a Malay-Stacy. Begone Thot!!!

>sarapan jam 12
seketul chicken nugget dan 7 ketul karipap
donut kacau, shqippy
pump-n-dump!

magandang hapon

guten nicht

fuggg failed my german class
guten nacth

fuck me I'm sleepy and teeming with autism
gute nacht

magandang umaga
just wake up from sleep minutes ago

Philippines more like Silly Pinis hehehe

you must be very hungry

FUCK YOU

Stop in the name of Najib!

seems like cow princess finally went back home and is finally doing what he likes the most

security protocol states you have to let me pat you down ;)

FRISK ME, OFFICER AISHAH. I HAVE A GUN IN MY PANTS

Get on the ground right now

if you touch a christian,you go to muslim hell
that's what they tell me

don't worry we just send a non muslim officer to you

sorry,user

Stop posting your respective countries woman to the westerners. It'll give them bad ideas of fucking our women meanwhile they're women are worthless piece of trashy feminist.

i want eugenics

obviously we move to traps

spoilsport

you sound like stereotypical gf-less bitter Sup Forumsposter,user

but user, dick fencing is haram

hehehehe

*arrests you*

>trigger control
good job, bolis!

10minutes to assignmet deadline guys aaaaaaahhhhhh

they will only get the dumb maids

then we post cute bolis bois instead

...

are female filipino cops cute?

I want an ethnostate thank you very much.

Only 56% white amerimutts or stinky slavs want to fuck your woman.
Muslims make my dick go from 1000000000 to 0

I dont know im no flip flops.

I remember 2 months ago someone posted a drug raid pic from the news with a cute police woman ,I didn't save it

>our women

Sure germanon, meanwhile your woman are getting fucked by pakis and turkroaches. Look at yourself in the mirror phaggot.

How do you feel when a girl can double tap you from 200 meter faster than you can say muh penis?

does it matter that a girl is better than me?
user, it's 2018,women can do whatever they want
we should commend them for their skills instead of using it to insult other men

Beta phaggot Alertttt.

next time use "Our people/countrymen"
it makes you sound less of a pig
it's important to redpill softly

Do I look to you like a stinky German? I beat you with a stick and hang you from a tree you slit eyed bet existence

aljazeera.com/news/2018/01/duterte-offers-42-virgins-visitors-philippines-180127074930801.html

what did he mean by this?

gibe malaysian gf now

He needs more sex tourists for economy

IMAGINE
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Only runaway ugly chinks for you Steve

You have a german flag faggot. I address you with germanon not german. It's either you're a dumb witted fool with a mindset of a bloody asshat worth no more than the sole of my shoe or that half inbred bangla cleaning my room. I suggest you don't call me a fucking "slit eyed". What makes you thing in a small short sentences would come to a certain conclusion that I'm a chink? I assume you're german and you assume I'm a half slanted eye chink. Which of the latter makes more sense? I haven't given a slightest hint I'm a fucking chink meanwhile why not you use a bloody proxy to your original country so that boipussi of yours didn't get tingling when I poke at your insecurities.