Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code

Just bought this online. Anyone still interested?

Sorry about the shitty format. It's the best I can do.

Go for it man, good on you for keeping your word.

What word? I was just lurking in the other threads.

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What in the goddamn fuck no what are you doing I remember reading one of these goddamn books out of sequence bored in middle school

This ain't right nigga I'm getting flashbacks

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I already fucked it up. I'm stupid. Ignore the last two pages.

Back on track. Anyone actually reading this?

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yes, though I have to go in half an hour

With how big the last 2 threads were theres probably a lot of readers

something about the style reminds me of cybersix

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Oh for fuck's sake, Artemis, you're a genius and you didn't think to put password protection and a dead man's switch in your super-powerful gizmo? What are you, a DoD contractor?

He did put a password on it. That's the whole plot of this book.

Skipped a couple of pages. They're here:

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He's taking lessons from Foaly.

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Ya'll let me know if these get out of sequence.

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CRYOGENICS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY

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Just go with it.

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Holly, that's not the situation where you make this face.

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What does everyone think of the image quality?

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It's alright, you can even up the compression a bit.

Are you still alive, OP?

I sure hope so! It´s been an hour.

Only on the inside.

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Man, this would be way easier if I didn't have to do the stupid captcha every time.

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Carla is much hotter than I remember.

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Awww shit, the first four of these books were my go to ten year old reading. Butler looks weird and and Holly looks too... soft? But this looks like a decent adapation so far.

Complete layman here, but I thought cold water could temporarily delay/reduce tissue degradation. Wouldn't that be worthwhile your only goal is to preserve the brain (with magic healing to completely fix the bleedout/trauma/whatever)?

I think that the author's relying the fact that no-one reading this knows anything about cryogenics.

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>butler's face when

Did anyone dump the first two novels, I didn't see any on a quick desuarchive search.

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Check the catalog or the archive. There was a thread for both.

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Yep.
You can find them here.
And here.

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Good thing Spiro has a thing for wordplay and didn't just shoot Mulch right then and there.

Thanks.

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