/ausnz/

Alice edition

Nth for hugs

>wah wah I have too many friends that want to do things with me
typical roastie

Wanna fight kunt? Sometimes I value my alone time.

*knocks you out*

BUUUUUUUUNNY
Yeah slept like a babby.
Was nice..

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FIGHT TO TH DEATH
noice. i ate meat and it was delicous
now my tummy hurts because of sleeping pills reee

*Knifes your spleen*

g-good thing I don't need that one!

*Injects you with disease-ridden needle*
I'm going for the long con desu

y-you can't give me your aids!

Sharing is caring

Also rude, I've been tested and I'm clean

Lunchtime! Work's slowed down a bit

This coming from the guy who hits on everyone in here in a desperate attempt to feel affection

What are you having for lunch today Chalmers?

A toasted sandwich with cheese, feta and onions with a salad

sounds jummy

Sounds delicious :D

Cute pic, I'll be STEALING it.
>i ate meat
Yummy!
>now my tummy hurts because of sleeping pills reee
I'll give ya a belly rub until you drift off to sleep if that makes you feel better.

Okay I gotta head back to work

Don't have too much fun while I'm gone

It was

Im going to have all the fun.
ALL OF IT
So there is none left for when you get back.
May your shift be swift and fun

Alright he's gone, we can begin the fun now.

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There's only one that has any place ever having to do that. It's an insult to me in many ways as your owner as much as it is to you. Sometimes while you're on your own you'll have to show your claws!
hurry back!

Sounds like a plan.
I'm considering going to see if I can find some popcorn and see if there is anything worth watching on Netflix like the filthy normie I am.

!

I'll be taking that now

>This coming from the guy who hits on everyone in here in a desperate attempt to feel affection
So fucking rude it's unbelievable

okay. pillow fight with forced intercourse between it.
mormies out riiii

>the only female
>turns out shes a popular roastie normie with a bf
like clockwork

Uh, no. That's my fun you are trying to take there.
Sounds like someone was preddy rekt desu
Next time I won't reply so I can deny you the attention you seek so much :3

reeee normalfag ect
Sounds nice desu.
I want some popcorn now.
Hey.
I'll give you affection without you having to hit on me.

>without you having to hit on me
and I do it anyway!
I just love hitting on people I guess.

I'm here to infect you with normie virus desu.
>Popular
It's literally the same one person
I'll give you the rest though
I'll make extra and share it. Butter, salt or icing sugar on yours?

A pillow fight doesn't really sound like something a manly or dominant person would do, now does it maso-pig?

Too late I've already hidden it away
No fun allowed!

Harsh but fair

It's not a bad thing matey.
Butter and a little bit of salt please!

>icing sugar on pop corn
...
you people...
added to the list

Ur the worst desu.
*Takes out secret stash of fun*

I used to have it as a kid, it's pretty nice.

Excellent choice
It's personally not my thing, but it makes sense to offer it
>List
Is this your rape list or genocide list?

>Is this your rape list or genocide list?
I don't think there is huge distinction between the two if I'm honest

fite me kunt try to infect me
1v1 irl m10

>A pillow fight doesn't really sound like something a manly or dominant person would do, now does it maso-pig?
you better be carefull. i was today again walking in the cold outside in my coat and i felt like a fucking badass. i evenpretended to hold a rifle so could feel like a soldier that marches trough the city. no real sissy would do such things. only manly men do that. and i was at the train station and watched the trains drive in and out and there was a freight train that was assembled and the big machines worked there and only men interest themselfes in such things.
also my pillows are.. uhm.. filled with iron balls and spikes and explode when the hit someone and are manly. i am not a sub. and only on paper i am still a masochist. i am the manliest man in the world and now im naked in my bed and drink whiskey to feel extra manly.

i wanrt something unalcoholic now. chalmers is now my maid and give me something

Why is the bunny switching so violently between sub and dom these days?
This concerns me.

Oh ok. Can I query the order of actions?
Is it
R-G
G-R
R-G-R
Or some other combination?
Where G= genocide, R=rape, -= switching mode of action.
Read from left to right of course

I fukking will. At the end of it we will get Starbucks like a pair of basic white girls.

I don't understand this formatting.
Is this a programming thing?

i will take my fucking tablet and grow a fucking hipster beard and wear a fucking shirt and write a fucking book on my iPad and drink my 1455$ coffee

Nah, I just can't be fucked typing longhanded or drawing diagrams to ask so i made a short hand up on the spot. I've noticed limitations though, I haven't accounted for the chance of the actions to occur at the same time. I think I can add a symbol to fix though

But it's action 1 - action 2 - ? Action 3

a little tipsy now
chalmers bring me water now riiii

I'm not Chalmers Liechy
Lololol

yea then bring me water anyway now.

Think of it as a venn diagram with /ausnz/ posters in the rape category and baby boomers in the genocide category, you along with milfs would be in the overlapping segment.

I'm actually a fucking genius at explaining things.
How do I have no friends!

>Whiskey
>Makes you manly
Sorry to say, but girls drink that stuff too.

>How do I have no friends!
Maybe explaining things isn't the only thing you need to obtain friends.

stop destryong my fantasy now.
you dont know what girls do because girls dont exist

Do you want anything in your water Hun?

Oic
Idk how often do you go talk to people?
My strategy for making friends was hanging around people until they either told me to piss off or they developed Stockholm syndrome

just gimmi wqter so i wont regret it too much tomorrow

>Maybe explaining things isn't the only thing you need to obtain friends.
Nonsense!
What possible other attribute is needed for human affection!

>how often do you go talk to people?
That's my secret, I don't talk to people

I'll destroy your fantasy as much as I like Liechy. Being a man doesn't come from consuming a fluid or wearing a coat, it comes from within.
What about some electrolyte replacement powder to replace the vitamins and salts you will lose?

oh i dont know... firstly a mouth, then a brain, then you have to make sentences that interest the other person and maybe you need some sort of charisma
but you can also tie them up and leave them no other joice then beeing friends
t.expert

didnt you say you wouldnt bulli?

>you can also tie them up and leave them no other joice then beeing friends
This one seems easier for me

Might wanna work on that then lul
Help me I've became a monster ;_;
I got a bit carried away out there.
I was only trying to say that you yourself make you a man, not superficial actions. Believe in yourself liechy. C:

ITS NOT THAT EASY
EVERYBODY HERE IS EITHER A WHITE NORMIE OR A CREEPY BORING WEIRDO

WE CAN HELP YOU PRACTICE. LEARNING NEW SKILLS IS NOT ALWAYS EASY, BUT IT CAN BE WORTH IT.

I'm good at making friends, I had plenty in highschool.
It's just I made a huge mistake leaving all that behind to go to a normie university where I don't really relate to anyone.

friends qare overrated anyway

There are probably some other non-normies at your uni too. The problem is finding them.

i am not gay btw
its all just ironic okay

oh sure
*has gay sex with lil bunny*

i said. i am not gay
first hell would hve to freeze before i stick something up my bum or let someone do that

Looks like the devil is going to have to purchase a new coat then.

OI, you cant just do that. you would neeed a hue ass ac to acomplish something like that

I know it's all just bantz c:
Except the westie thing, you can't convince me otherwise about that

bugger of westy is ma husband in a non gay way.
you probably wouldnt understand thar

Isn't the term "heterosexual life partners"?
I was just making a joke c:

I WANT TO HAVE SEX RIGHT NOW AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Is the australian guy who posted a pic of qt girls in bikini vs a fat sjw erly today here? Can you repost the pic,lad?

I AM SO LONLY AAAHHH I CANR FIND MY PLUSHIES

*sexes you*

pervert..,

IT'S SO FUCKING HOT OUTSIDE.
I'M GONNA DIE.

HELLO EVERYONE!

IS EVERYONE HAVING A GOOD DAY?
He's at work desu.
H-how lewd do you want it to be?

Bunny said good night to you all cuties.
He can't be bothered filling out the captcha.
So good night bunny.

Good night bunny.

Tell him good night, make sure he has lots of fluids. I promise not to bulli him tomorrow

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hello yes where is everybodys?!?!?

>made it through customs
>guy gave me an extra one for free
neato

Never sully the names of these Aria girls with your shitposting ever again.

I'll do what I want cunt.

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what did

Eh so you got em.
When are you going to take them?

Nice guy desu :3

Probably this Friday after lecture if I don't need to do any work due for the next week.
That way I'll be alone for 3 days and not have anything to do.

/dixiebf/