ITT: We Post Our Last Names

Kochman

sounds Jewish but it's German. means Cook.

how about you learn what anonymous means

Are you a spy?

Time stamp and drivers license

yeah well I didn't give my first name and there are like 20 other people with that first name in my area

Garrison

Mine is in the pic you posted OP.

Tzatzikis

Hyde

NSA, pls go

Datenbergmann.
sounds Jewish but it's German. means "happy merchant".

Where's the opolopolous?

My last name is hyphenated, Irish-Italian because my mom didn't wanna give up her surname.

That's all you are getting from me CIA.

Mine is in your picture, and I'm surprised it's one of the smaller ones. One of the most common last names in the US, I suppose it isn't in other English speaking countries, I guess?

Trudeau

Me in the pic.
IP + last name is all (((they))) need.

Mine is Smith. Super exciting.

Carrey

Melamed
It is Hebrew for teacher
Originally my families name was Schulman but we changed it about 50+ years ago

Thank God I don't have an obviously Jewish last name like Goldstein

Mackay

Scottish as fuck

Clinton

Corrao

Make way, plebs. Descendant of greese ball depression era sicilian immigrants coming through.

The Wall Just Got Delicious, boys.

Clinton

Oh, Miller.

Holcomb

Patton

Koch means Cook. Kochman means Cookman.

Hellman, what does this mean pol?

>sounds Jewish but it's German. means Cook.

No. "Koch" means cook. Butchered German words are a sure sign of jewishness, Schlomo.

Nice try FBI

You're a former professor of mine.

Nice try CIA/FBI

Dude weed lmao

My full name is Shlomo ben Garrison

The only people in the UK with my surname are my immediate family. No thanks.

Goldberg

There are like 5 people in the world. With my last name.

No thanks.

Here's my alias though.

Shitavius Brown

Thomas.

I'm an heir of Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's

I'm 6'4" with a 9 inch cock

Ibargüengoitia
Basque master race

schicklgruber

Ayy, I whipped up some tzatziki dip just the other day! You were pretty tasty, m8

Sup Forums is anonymous user to user but if you think your posts here aren't tied to you then you are super naive.

Lange

Anyone know if my last name has any meaning?
I am German and Spanish

Do you make $130k starting?

Use Google to look it up

Petershagen. My parents are migrants from Bremen, which is now an Arab infested shithole. Glad they had the common sense to leave before things got too bad.

I'm Noah Bensteinberg and I work for top law firm in California

Sontag

oy vey, watch out for me!

Fiorita

I'm pretty sure it translates to "faggot" in Italian, my grandfather would never tell me.

Baldwin.

Other 3 grandparents were

Carroll (potato nigger)
Davis (dutch?)
Wellfonder (sieg heil)

This bitch has a funny name:
Alix Tichelman

O'Cathasaigh

Vladimir.

Goddamn son I'm jelly

Gonzalez

O'nigtits McShit

Trudeau

wrong image

McLaughlin

Gold

>Davis (dutch?)
welsh

Salinas

Kowalski - Jack of all trades, master in racism.

Southern.

Ricard Mooney. Ricard comes from Quebecois mother, Mooney from Scottish father.

There's a pretty cool psuedo-history for Mooney, but nothing really for Ricard.

John stop posting.

We all know you're only 6'3" with an 8.5 inch cock (I'm his older brother - I'm the one who's 6'4" with a 9 inch cock).

Bevan. Idk where its exactly from but I think it's Welsh even though my family is Irish on both sides.

Son of Gonzalo. Ez ending Spanish Es ending Portuguese

LAUREN
>pls respond

Zhao
A billion other people have the same surname. Good luck.

Gomez. But it should be Duvernay (French guy), my great grandmother just hated my great grandad and used her own.

>ID
>Cma
>See my
>Dck
>Dick
>OG
((OG))

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Cockman

Not gonna say because I'm like from one of 3 families with it and you could provably find out who I am by googling it. Its Russian Jewish tho

Abelev?

Karlsson.

Used to like my Swedish heritage...

Sup noob.

Chater

nobody has any idea where the name came from, really, but bizarrely enough it appears all over the goddamn world

Clinton

Greyling.

No clue what the fuck it means but its an Afrikaner last name and I don't speak a word of Afrikaans.

Werbenjagermanjansen.

Stahlberg

I know it sounds Jewish but it's German. Means "an alcohol"

Gilmore

Father's side came to MA in the early 1600s. My family built this country

Asher Davis

Its Jewish.

Ah fuck. I mean. Davis. Fuckin autocorrect

How do I delete?

Ross

Only the most American name there is.

Pena

>tfw last name is so rare that posting it would likely compromise my anonymity entirely

Bentley

...

>post what weapons you won
>post your last name
>post what you do as a living
>post what color your house is
>post what you earn
>post where you work

Ouellette

French-Canadian name from the 1670s derived from Riviere-Ouelle and the Hoâllet name

3 mutual friends

kek

Goldbergowitz-stein

My last name is Soros. My grandpa comes to visit me sometimes but he is always super negative. Says he hates whites almost as much as he hates niggers

Ibn Bahar

Tis Walletberg McShekels

man, isn't social networking a hoot?

mattson

>tfw your ancestry can be traced back to America in 1620
>tfw everyone with your last name is related
>tfw your family has a complete genealogy book

Feels supreme :^)

David Davidson