Aaaaaaand action, Orson

aaaaaaand action, Orson

Action, Orson!

please

Just... do anything?

no

mwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thefrensh

With delicious CUNTry goodness and green Peaness!

*urp*

What did he mean by this?

Thesssacalifornan sssshampain by paw masson.

imagine being Orson in that scene

*BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*

the french

Now for a little bit of magic, I will make this wine disappear

Oh wait, that's terrible. I quit! Just a handful for the road...

Oh what luck! There's a French fry stuck in my beard!

>when the french excellence kicks in

this is great on so many levels

JUSTdoanything

>making fun of a sad old man

Are you proud of yourself user?

When Orson Welles was 25 he produced, co-wrote, directed, and stared in the greatest movie ever made

Tell me Sup Forums, what had you accomplished by that time?

Who was in the wrong here?

I made you

i was a big guy

Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...

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the .. FRENCH havelawyasbeen

AAAAAAAAAAAAH THE WRENCH
I was looking for that

>the "Citizen Kane is le best movie ever made"
Not even the best movie in his career.
He said it himself.

He dusssynt duanthyin?

why was CIA in a champagne commercial?

The director for giving Orson so much alcohol to do a half minute commercial.

What did he mean by this?

you realize of course that Orson showed up to that shoot completely shitfaced, and probably not from drinking Californian champagne

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Pretty damn good commercial tbqh. It's 40 years later and it made me look up Paul Masson wine.

What if I were to tell you there's a California champagne by Paul Masson, inspired... by that French excellenceit'sfermentedinthebottleandlike the best French champagne, it's vintage dated... so Paul Masson'ssuuu

I thought he said "Does this do anything?" referring to the very pretty but probably otherwise useless female extra.

Imagine being Orson in that ad and having to be all like "Muuuhaaaahhh, Paul Masson, you fuckin' fine, all delicious with your in-the-bottle fermentation and horrific faux-French monstrous taste. I would totally drink you, both in this advert and one for frozen peas." when all he really wants to do is drink another $500 Dom Perignon in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Orson and not only sit in that chair while the extra pours his disgusting California champagne in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing the suspicious-looking sediment building in it, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that pour. Not only having to tolerate the monstrous fucking taste but Paul Masson's haughty attitude as everyone on set says it's VINTAGE DATED and DAMN, PAUL MASSON CHAMPAGNE TASTES LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and drink the disgusting fucking piss water contorting your palette into horrific flavours you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been drinking nothing but a healthy diet of Krug and Bollinger and later alleged moonshine for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Wisconsin. You've never even drunk anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the chemical contaminants in this mass produced sham pigswill as it's poured again and again for you, the extra smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in the "French excellence (for that is what they call it)", the excellence they worked so hard for with fermentation techniques in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could break a bottle and stab everyone in this room, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Orson Welles. You're drunk as fuck and don't know why the extra isn't doing anything. Just bear it. Slurr your lines and bear it.

MWAAAAAA

that fucking filename

>MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
>Luke did I ever tell you about Paul Masson? The Corellian Starpilots have always been renowned for their excellence. There is a Corellian Starpilot who gave his life for the Republic. And like all good friends, he was captured by the empire and imprisoned in carbonite.
>Did I mention he was vintage dated?............Luke?

>Drinking wine