best gimmick of 2018 candidate edition
/brit/
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>a fucking leaf
spent the last hour trawling through deviantart journals to figure out if a prolific poster of not very good but surprisingly in depth worldbuilding was an adult or a child.
now that i'm safely aware it's an adult i can feel superior about my far less extensive but far slicker looking worldbuilding
Fuck the spic.
link me your stuff. is this for a dnd thing?
any calle avenida man in?
road avenue in spanish
LA CREATURA
ah yes of course the yank knows espanol
from now on the only text i shall read intentionally is games workshop approved ficiton from the warhammer and warhammer forty thousand universes
any reading of road signs, phones etc will be accidental and i shall do my best to avoid it if it is not sanctioned by games workshop
we learn hebrew in school
my city's on the Amazon HQ2 shortlist lads
hope we get chosen and everyone who lives here becomes amazon slaves. with any luck i'll get to fulfill my lifelong dream of being jeff bezos' human footstool
lads lads ket dark fruits tits ket football courteeners vaxhaull astra LG class banter catfish legend ket wayne rooney hahaha! stella oggy oggy oggy oasis lads MD bucket hats fred Perry tits slide tackle jeremy corbyn pulp fiction waterproof jacket woooiiiiiiiii lads
of course, I finally see. Bach's Matthäus Passion is the perfect piece of music. The reason I've listened to it 100 times over now...I finally know the reason. It's a truly invariant piece, pure symmetry, pure perfection. God himself helped to write this, there is no explaination
bit gay
can't link it, forgot to include that i haven't posted anything online in that post.
the joke, which is also just stating reality, was supposed to be that since i don't share anything i'm a million miles behind that guy and looking to feel superior without putting up any justification.
not for DnD, just personal escapism with the pretence of one day being used in a game or something.
why did they make eddy fat?
this is what is beneath that hat
give this a browse
img.4plebs.org
WTF is that ewww
brexit the bankers the bonuses
of course, I finally see. Primus' Wynona's Big Brown Beaver is the perfect piece of music. The reason I've listened to it 100 times over now...I finally know the reason. It's a truly invariant piece, pure symmetry, pure perfection. God himself helped to write this, there is no explanation
If the universe is infinite it's likely there are aliens on a planet somewhere different in every single way except they speak English
think i need an exorcism
any /talking heads/ man in?
think i need an orgasm
alri
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reviewbrah's aged a bit hasn't he
somewhere out in space there are asteroids floating in the shape of a dog head and a speech bubble that says "woof haha"
of course that also means there are ones saying "waff haha", "wqz tilde", and " A spectre is haunting Europe — the spectre of communism. All the powers of old Europe have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Pope and Tsar, Metternich and Guizot, French Radicals and German police-spies..."
>A truly invariant piece
Stays the same does it? How does it manage that?? Why would you attempt to use a word you don't understand? So desparate to seem intelligent?
yeah mate favourite album?
Yes
Choon machine.
>tfw the universe isn't infinite though and is in fact slowly dying with every passing second
No-one likes me, lads.
Met a Tinder qt and we got talking on Whatsapp several days ago prior to a first date.
She texted me tonight and pestered me for a video chat. I reluctantly agreed. It was horrible. She looked bored and there was what looked like thinly-veiled disgust on her face when she saw me. We made two minutes of horrible stilted conversation then I made an excuse and hung up.
Why must it all be so painful?
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i thought yank music was shit though
that means it's never changing in its level of perfection
please learn to read multiple connected sentences at the same time and process them simultaneously too before you make another silly post
Davey is Scottish sweaty
LOL
will cut this head off to stop it from talking
wear a fred perry tee at the gym and occasionally wear a plain navy blue fred perry polo -without those garish tips- to semi nice dinners
Bro, I'll give you some advice. Just relax, be yourself.
guess I'm english by that logic
I want to put my face up in that and inhale though my nostrils.
stop making sense
(or is that cheating because it's a live album)
I
LOVE
/BRIT/
small brain: hedonism and materialism are good
average brain: hedonism and materialism can be bad
big brain: hedonism and materialism are bad
colossal brain with lightbeams coming out of it: hedonism and materialism are good
be yourself my dude
>guess I'm english by that logic
Ah I see. I was wrong. Sorry lad. I hold my hands up and admit I was mistaken, didn't read it properly. Apologies. When I am wrong I like to admit it since 99% here can't do that in case it damages their e penis
hahahaha
SHE is online
REMINDER TO PRESERVE THE HEAD/NECK ALIGNMENT WHILST WRITING / TYPING.
POSTURE?
BACK PAIN?
NOT A JOKE.
wish girls would post more pictures of their feet on facebook desu
i should be able to see my oneitis's soles in a few clicks of my mouse
This.
remember that Sup Forums person who thought lumbar lordosis looked hilarious and tried to do that position and wound up irreprably damaging their spine?
haha.
muscles are aching just looking at this picture
nah decent choice tbqh
most of the songs are different to the studio versions so it definitely counts as its own album
just saw some niggers having sex on the front page of pornhub
grim
that's because you're so used to being hunched over like a proper cretin
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your pets are gonna die
this show was pure kino
noooooooo
enthusiastic materialism and participation in consumer culture is pretty gross and a sign of an insubstantial person
the BLACK man is coming 4 u wh*teboi
youtube.com
have listened to this for hours straight
may not be mentally well.
So are you
hitler was an authoritarian socialist
post fat cats
this will be you if you keep this act up.
me the toad
>loving anything so much that it would compromise you emotionally if you lost
Amateur mistake
i saw a girl posting pictures of her feet on Sup Forums and i'm 99% sure it's my mates bird
looks exactly like her and i heard she has a foot thing
mental.
I want to stare at Emma Watson's anus as it expands and crowns to force out a fresh turd.
I already look like that
(I'm a fat manlet)
(haha)
HAHAHA wow
Fot kots are SO 2017.....
Is Ryse: sons of Rome any good?
I'm proud of my country's diversity
youtube.com
I like this song because david byrne sings about baby penises
grim state of affairs, might want to sort yourself
don't take it personally lad, people on dating apps are just notoriously non-committal
always remember that, no matter how many positive signals you think you're getting from someone, they might stop responding to your messages. so more often than not getting attached to someone before meeting them and confirming you actually like each other is just asking for disappointment
I can't stress how strongly I detest anime
just dropped my grinder and the weed fell on my carpet
for me to lose weight I have to eat 1400 calories per day
Pics
link to thread and what did she say about havig a foot thing, was fairly sure that was a guys only fetish lol
just dropped my hoagie and the mayonnaise fell on the carpet
I can't stress how strongly I detest Catholicism
Is a lifetime of beta male shit posture worth it? All it takes it 5 fucking seconds to fix yourself into an alpha chad, superior sitter. Choice is yours, cretins.
>watashi wa L desu
chortled at this post
Too spicy for you, whiteboi?
he is here
laptop has arrived in the country lads
hoping it appears at the front door tomorrow morning
better stop messin about and clean that up, else it'll stain
>center of monitor not at eye level
the pic on the left promotes you to look down and fuck your posture