Roll for your country's side in WWIII
Evens on red
Odds on blue
No EU. OP post counts
Roll for your country's side in WWIII
Evens on red
Odds on blue
No EU. OP post counts
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You've made a terrible mistake
GERMONEY
time to exterminate the anglos
third time's the charm ;)
VIVE L’EMPEREUR
Rolling for Somalia, pls be blue
This is a disgusting perversion of reality.
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Canada ruins the Anglo alliance
Bonjour Herr England
lol thats literally how it really is
Quebecers took over Canada and formed a coalition with Empereur Macron and Kaiser Merkel to eradicate the eternal anglo.
Red, please. I don't to fight side a side to a leaf.
>implying I want C*nada dying for me
We will depose Macron and install Le Pen
0 isn't even, Brazil should remain neutral. Don't want hues to ruin our chances.
>We will depose Macron and install Le Pen
rolling for blue
based portugal
Why would you break a centuries-old alliance with Britain?
We could over take Canada's actual important lands in a week. All the soldiers would be forced to retreat up north to fickle with the local Inuit girls while thinking they're in some bad ass guerilla war even though America is just ignoring them because we already got what matters.
Rollan. We offer strategic control of the Straits.
I wish...
we need to have russia and china and it's gg
because of the dozens of betrayals probably
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Blue
based samurais joining the right side
YESSSS
Iberian fight oh shiggy
gg all on blue
Rape of nanking 2.0 incoming
wrong
Brazil would actually be very useful, they have a very large population that we can equip and send into the meat grinder.
We can still win if we get another country that has nukes in addition to France
Does Blue even stand a chance?
Henlo Japon
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Ruskies and pajeets get in here to maybe give blue a chance
We will win
las malvinas...
>coloring Taiwan red when they haven't posted yet
at least chile won't sell us now
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Straya is always on our side
annex us please
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FUCK, two front land war, the internal Chicano population might actually give us trouble since a ton have no loyalty to America
There's 1 gun per person in this country
it seems pretty bad for us.
Those Chicanos have illegal guns and they make it harder to distinguish who's brains we can blow out and who's technically "one of ours"
roll
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rollaty rollaty rum rum
blue team will now open bobs
gg we are done, let's go home
Absolutely over unless unless blue gets Israel
and russia, italy , turkey and the netherlands.
>it's another "everyone except weak irrelevant non-countries gangbangs Germany" episode
Not sure about that mate, they have Portugal.
NOT AGAIN
>France against the world
kek
>0
fuck.
Roll Ruski, maybe you can save Blue.
It's over lads
This didn't last long
why do these threads always end up in unbalanced teams
Surely we have enough power to permanently rid the world of the g*Rman menace now
rip blue hahahaha
NOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAA
:^)
With Germany on the underpowered one:DD
Lets startover again, that's unfair.
We need to wait for Israel to post.
1488 get
Uhh make a new thread
doesn't matter much at this point, we already have 4 nuclear powers while blue only has france and possibly israel
we should start over again
How about instead of starting over, we spice it up by making Amerigoy join whichover side Israel gets :) After all, we would never stray from our masters
you are underestimating the eternal kraut.
Napoleon would enjoy such odds
Would be more intersting with nukes not allowed.
>The whole world is against me. It wouldn't be fair otherwise.