OZARK - IS THIS NETFLIX'S BREAKING BAD? IS THIS GOING TO BE TELEKINO?

>A Chicago financial advisor who has been quietly laundering money for a drug kingpin, must quickly uproot his kids and move the operation to The Ozarks, after his partner is caught cheating the business. There, he bumps heads with both a local drug dealer whose business he inadvertently interrupts, and a clan of ruffians, led by their 19-year-old niece, who want his money, all the while avoiding the eye of a tenacious FBI agent. He must complete his laundering, to save the life of his family, as they struggle to find their own path in this seemingly foreign way of life.

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It's probably already better written than Breaking Pleb...so maybe Netflix will have us watching on July 21st

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This board is nothing but shilling.

For fuck's sake.

Fuck off, fruit

>It's probably already better written than Breaking Pleb...so maybe Netflix will have us watching on July 21st

I'm not being a paranoid witch hunter here, but goddamn that's a super shill line. It's not even subtle

dull colors and shit main actor

into the trash it goes

>dull colors and shit main actor

pleb spotted

Haha well, I know what I'M watching on July 21st 2017, do you?

>Jason Bateman
I'd rather rub my balls with sulfuric acid, sand and cow shit.

Ozark: A Netflix Original Series?

Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything,
And the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together.
It's Arrested Development.

>19 year old mastermind
into the trash it goes

Correct! For guessing correctly, you get a free trial of 3 months on Netflix!

>Jason Bateman

Ooooooh, too bad! Looks like it had a chance to be good too.

You will be crying when it becomes a critical hit

do NOT do that it makes mustard gas

>so maybe blah blah blah

Don't shill your garbage here retard

>shill

this is the worst Sup Forums meme

underrated post

T.shill

top kek

This premise irl:

>money Launderer from Chicago moves to rural southern Missouri to start new base of operation
>degenerate daughter gets addicted to meth and/or knocked up by hillbilly Chad within 3 months of arrival
>surrounding rural towns finds out he is Jewish and torments him until he leaves

I've seen it a hundred times. But if it really is Netflix's Break Bad, I'm definitely interested... Guess I'll have to check it out on July 21st!

your fired

>Guess I'll have to check it out on July 21st!

me too!

>surrounding rural towns finds out he is Jewish

Random

>Mr. Olivia Wilde
>Netflix

What is this? Israel? Don't pander your Jewish shit to me.

>comedic actor doing drama

I'm a sucker for this meme.

>Mr. Olivia Wilde

That's Sudeikis

Me too, buddy. Let's hug ourselves to laugh.

>Netflix
>having anything worth watching

>It's probably already better written than Breaking Pleb...so maybe Netflix will have us watching on July 21st

you know I've always been skeptical of the idea of actual paid shills on this board, who'd want to shill to a bunch of neckbeards on a site primarily for circulation BLACKED porn but reading something like this really makes me think...

you need mental help

You sound delusional desu. What are you, some kind of Breaking Pleb fan? lol

I'll definitely be tuning in on July 21st to see what Ozark: A Netflix Original Series is all about! I just hope the cast is diverse.

>I'll definitely be tuning in on July 21st to see what Ozark: A Netflix Original Series is all about!

Don't forget to visit the official Ozark subreddit to discuss the show after you see it!

Oh it's on Reddit?!

I wish I would have known.

Reddit as a forum is a lot more inclusive than Sup Forums and great for consumers.

I'm really looking forward to discussing Ozark: A Netflix Original Series (which premiers on July 21st) on the subreddit!

btw I suck cocks.

kys shill

>calls people poor if they don't have Netflix
>gets mad and cries "shiiiiiillllll" when a Netflix show is discussed

The real question is, will you be watching on July 21st or not?

Guaranteed to be shit kinotard.

Looks okay. Batman proved he has some dramatic chops in The Gift so I'll give it a chance

Looks like crap. Pass.

This reads like shilling so much I wanna say it's NOT shilling

Especially for Netflix. I do like Bateman though

Netflix is just winning hard

You know I work hard for my money (playing vidya games and watching youtubes kek) and what i like to do after a hard days graft is chill out with some Netflix™, lol cat.
I know it is probably better than Breaking bad, i will surely be watching this on July 21st, what better is that Netflix™ has a three month free trial, whats better than that plebs.
mfw Netflix™ has a better written show than Breaking Bad, they already have an incredible track record and a seriously good package plan.
well, fellow Sup Forumsers I know what I'm gonna be doing on July 21st, tuning in to Netflix™ fo sho, and posting right here about what could be the show of the year.

Netflix™ he is a big guy amirite?!?

This episode of the Truman show looks crazy, when did they switch up the style?

looks shit

looks like a network drama tbqh

Looks shit desu, despite my goodwill towards Bateman

Breaking Bad was all about the buildup. This is just Taken-tier coolshit

Is it a movie or a TV show? I like Bateman.

>bateman in a serious role

>and a clan of ruffians, led by their 19-year-old niece
hello rebbit

tv

>live in rural ozarks
I will watch this tv show

>from the writer of shitty Robert Downey Jr. oscar bait and the shitty movie where Ben Affleck is an autistic superassassin

Yeah, I'm sure the writing is going to be on point.

Do you even get Netflix?

it's missing the whole sciencey macguyver aspect that BrBa had

the show looks alright, but I'm sick of Netflix shows always turning out to be terrible
I get 3 episodes in and can't stand it
Stranger Things was a pretty comfy show, but I feel like the amount of attention it got is going to lead to season 2 being filled to the brim with waffle memes or something
I honestly wait for the consensus on Sup Forums whether something is filled with bullshit and the only people defending the show are saying "if you ignore it, it's good"

STAY TUNED FOR MORE "OZARKS (tm), GOY!

>Money launderer from Chicago
>Jewish
>random

Did you not see the gift? He was great in it, good little thriller too.

Watch Ozark. Watch it. All of you. Watch Ozark. July 21st.

Not if Jason Bateman is as dull and void of any emotion like he was in Zootopia.

>like he was in Zootopia.

You watched a kiddie toon and compare that to drama acting?

No I watched an animation film and judged his voice acting ability, stating that if he shows the same lack of interest in the project, then Ozark will be shit since he's also directing some episodes.

>Bateman
I bet it's going to be fucking amazing, oh my God I just love Netflix so fucking much, any of you guys binge last night on movies and tv-shows? I'm going to do this one in one sitting, fuck it's gonna be awesome.

oh man guys after seeing this trailer i imediately subscribed to netflix and let me tell you it is amazing. so many shows to watch and they are all top notch!!

I like Jason Bateman and I like the Yeezy in the trailer.

youtube.com/watch?v=6Y7kHHxylps

This looks like nothing particularly special though. I might check it out because I have Netflix anyway, assuming I don't completely forget about it by the time it comes out, but I could care less desu.

Say what you will but I already like this Skylar better than the last one.

skylar is hotter tho

me too! I got 2 accounts for me and my gf! We didn't even want to share because we love it so much and wanna support it!

Mosley wouldnt say this

Huh sounds dec-
>and a clan of ruffians, led by their 19-year-old niece
Interest lost. I hate when they put family drama like that in shows because it's rarely interesting

...

ok

B E A D Y

Why are people making netflix look bad by pretending to "shill" for it? And why do we all suddenly hate Jason Bateman?

t. shill

>Jason Bateman in a dramatic role
'no'

No, I'm just a person who's been here long enough to remember when Arrested Development was something Sup Forums enjoyed