Americans are asleep post waterboilers

americans are asleep post waterboilers

freedom never sleeps

It's not even 9

It's called an electric kettle you moron

Whats the point of those? Why not just heat in a microwave

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Stop trying to sell us electric kettles when normal kettles do the job just fine, you fucking jew.

>be favelado
>have no electricity
>have to burn your football to cook sopa de macaco

How are they supposed to boil their shoes inside that?

>be jew
>be in kettle

>have no electricity

whoa...

>not just boiling a pot of water on the stove

Oh wait, i forgot you fags need your appliances to be retard proof

what the fuck

I've actually done a taste test and gave my mom coffee made with stove top boiled water and microwave boiled water. She legitimately couldn't tell the difference. I don't know why Europeans get so uppity when you call them out on their shitty kettle meme. Why waste time and money on a one trick pony that's going to take up valuable space when you can just use your dam microwave(unless Euros are too poor to afford microwaves lmao). It really boggles my mind how stupid Euros can be

nowt wrong with having a kettle if you drink a lot of tea

I didn't know it was this easy to rile a jew up. So you're really trying to jew us out, huh?

I just bought a new one today, well, sent my wife to buy it. I went with this one

Over this one

>plastic

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOOOK AT THIS POOR ASS DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD CANT EVEN AFFORD A METALLIC ONED HAHAHAHAHHA OH NO NO NO NO NO

Still scared of gas huh

>implying i'm riled by and not just enjoy hue bashing

What the fuck am i looking at?

>heating water in plastic vessel

I can, but wasn't worth it. I could buy a fifth of liquor with the price difference, which I did.

>drinking alcohol in a nonsocial setting

>he has to choose between alcohol and boiled water

HAHAHAAHHAH OH NO NO NO NO NO

>i-implying I'm m-mad, right?
I don't know senpai, you seemed pretty touchy when someone threatened your shekels

Why not just heat up a pot of water ?

Will Americans EVER recover?

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enjoy your phthalates

>not using a gooseneck
disgusting plebshit europeans

Umm, i think you (You)'d the wrong person.

>nowt
>drinking tea not iron bru

kys my man

>nowt is scottish
kys

>gooseneck kettles

>thinking Mancs shouldn't just kts for being manc
kys

>le dilly dilly kettle

>thinking i like mancs
kys

>Be American
>Need to boil water
>Kettles, who needs them?.jpg
>Heat water up in Microwave
>...
>...
>BEEP
>water's done cooking
>take water out of Microwave
>It explodes in your hands, causing 3rd degree burns
>Scream in pain
>Startle Police officer outside, who breaks into your house
>get shot
>taken to the hospital for emergency care
>get bankrupted from hospital bills
>sue the water suppliers for not putting a safety label on their water
That's the American Dream :)

>be Australian
>visit America
>call cops and ask for "1 American dream"
>cops arrive and deliver

we're white though

Too bad the cop wasn't.

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